The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

There’s still time. Fire it up and catch up…

I am back and sparking one as I type.

 

[SubGirl]

Man I live about a 2 hour drive from Virginia Beach and we haven't seen a drop of rain.

It’s been raining here real good all day. We really needed it. It’s been hot as a mo the last week or two

 

[Putembk]

It’s been raining here real good all day. We really needed it. It’s been hot as a mo the last week or two

95 here...no rain in sight.

 

[Putembk]

Stoned......remember when Clark Kent used to go into a phone booth and turn into Superman....when stoned I turn into a happy puddle of piss.

 

[dogzter]

I’ve told him in the past that was my idea, but last night was the first time he saw it in writing. He got a little emotional when he realized that he was moving out of his place into mine. This place is like an amusement park in nature. Thank you for the kind words, but I’m just doing what I feel is the right thing… I know you would do the same thing, that’s why we get along so well

Bet he Cried like a baby when he was alone.......I would have.
I take that as a very high compliment, thank you.

 

[SubGirl]

Stoned......remember when Clark Kent used to go into a phone booth and turn into Superman....when stoned I turn into a happy puddle of piss.

Well that’s nice to know…

 

[jokerman]

Good day jokerman, I can see the fancy degree hanging on your office wall. A certified breast examiner.

Well ...I was breast fed by a Sicilian Woman

 

[jokerman]

Hey! One o' dem avatars was Your Humble Obd'nt &tc. Quit pickin' on yer Unca. It ain't an easy life, bein' an avatar... wimmin throwin' themselves and their undies at you...

and some throwin aint women either Unc

 

[oldmaninbc]

Well ...I was breast fed by a Sicilian Woman

Your poor Mom, did your suckling cause her a rash, chapped skin or light bruising. I think she would have to be Sicilian no other women's mammary glands would take the extended feeding times

 

[Boo]

you guys talk about seasoning a cast iron skillet, I invested in a high carbon steel round bottom wok years ago...I can make the oil boil and have zero stickage...flat bottom woks are a joke when you've used a round one...if it gets washed it would ruin my seasoning...home made wok dishes are the bomb...I don't believe there's a better or more healthy way to cook...don't forget the rice noodles...

 

[jokerman]

did I make the 2000!?

My hero!

 

[Boo]

Your poor Mom, did your suckling cause her a rash, chapped skin or light bruising. I think she would have to be Sicilian no other women's mammary glands would take the extended feeding times

did joe mention he is still suckling at his age...

 

[oldmaninbc]

you guys talk about seasoning a cast iron skillet, I invested in a high carbon steel round bottom wok years ago...I can make the oil boil and have zero stickage...flat bottom woks are a joke when you've used a round one...if it gets washed it would ruin my seasoning...home made wok dishes are the bomb...I don't believe there's a better or more healthy way to cook...don't forget the rice noodles...

We have several packages of rice noodles stored away. We have bought a couple of different brands, do you have one you like Boo?

 

[oldmaninbc]

did joe mention he is still suckling at his age...

Oh my goodness you made me snort!

 

[jokerman]

Does he know that?
You're a good guy boo loyalty is the rarest of human commodities.

And moderately good looking too

 

[jokerman]

Wow. Page 2000 did not last long. [*blink*]

WHAT I IF TOLD
YOU
YOU READ THE TOP
LINE WRONG​

I remember wondering if we were going to break 100 b4 Christmas!

 

[jokerman]

I wash mine with soap and water then dry it in the warm oven. But may have something to do with years of use. It’s usually easy to clean

I have a lot of cast iron and my favorite is a 20 inch 2 handle skillet.
O spray hot water over mine ,I have plastic scrapers for caked on stuff and a wash cloth size of chain mail ( Mithrel ) and dry with a cloth and spray flax seed oil.
What mix do you use for corn bread Subie Ann?

 

[jokerman]

Your poor Mom, did your suckling cause her a rash, chapped skin or light bruising. I think she would have to be Sicilian no other women's mammary glands would take the extended feeding times

Made me what I am today

 

[jokerman]

did joe mention he is still suckling at his age...

Why would you give that up FFS !

 

[jokerman]

It’s been raining here real good all day. We really needed it. It’s been hot as a mo the last week or two

coming my way !