Better yet, let’s jab em with an experimental gene therapy that 30% of the time keeps them from drowning, but it’s only effective for 4 months so they need 3 shots per year for….ever.
Vaccinate them so they don’t drown. That wouldn’t work. That’s a pretty silly analogy. They have other safeguards. Fences around pools and stuff. That must be the big industrial fence post guys.