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Gypsy Nirvana

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Mirror? - you mean that toothpaste encrusted thing in the bathroom that you look at when brushing teeth? - to make sure that you have the toothbrush in your mouth -
 

h.h.

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With your comment it makes three talking idiots, Nazi sympathizers claiming Russia the aggressor.
Whatever dude. You’re the man. I think. Are you?

If you fail your mission, do you get shot or does mom take your keyboard away?
 

entropical

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They (Russia) invaded Ukraine, how are they not the aggressor?

It is not an invasion, it is a humanitarian intervention against Nazis who have been shelling civilians in eastern Ukraine for the past eight years.

UKRAINIAN NATIONAL GUARD WAS ABOUT TO ATTACK DONBASS – SECRET DOCUMENTS FOUND BY RUSSIAN MOD

https://southfront.org/ukrainian-na...onbass-secret-documents-found-by-russian-mod/

The United States, NATO and their Nazi puppet regime are the true aggressors.
 

buzzmobile

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Granddad joke.

#10 isn't all that funny.
Grandfathers are just elder versions of fathers who'd help you make some crazy things and save you from your parent's wrath too. So sharing the silly things that they used to do and say will surely make for an occasion full of laughter. Here are a few that you can share with him and get him to laugh out loud at too.

1. What are the two things your grandpa doesn't like about you as a little boy? One, you don't want to sleep in the afternoon. Two, you won't let him take a nap either.

2. Why did grandpa's origami business go out? Because it folded.

3. What would a lawnmower grandfather's epitaph be like? 'Now he's lawn-gone'.

4. Why do you think grandpa says that he was made upside down? Because his feet smell and his nose is always running.

5. What did grandpa call the movie 'avatar'? Smurfs for the grown-ups.

6. Why did dad put wheels on grandpa's rocking chair? Because grandpa wanted to Rock-n-Roll.

7. Why didn't anyone listen to my warning about the Titanic drowning? My grandfather replied, "Because you were in the theater, little boy".

8. What happens when a boy, his father, and grandpa laugh so hard that they pee their pants? You get to know that it runs in their jeans.

9. What is grandpa's bedtime? One hour after falling asleep on his rocking chair.

10. Who is the one that chimes every one hour? A grandfather, who's like the clock.

11. Why did grandpa tell the ghosts about his shirt size? Because he was the medium.

12. Why did Grandpa get banned from the zoo? Because he had a lion's heart.

13. Why did grandpa like to wear glasses while collecting take out for dinner? He goes to pick up the dinner with a contact-less drive-through.

14. What did grandpa say after reading 'Karaoke Tonight' at a restaurant? He just asked what sort of fish that was.

15. What does grandpa do when you tell him to change his hearing aid? He doesn't listen.

16. What do people call grandfather clocks? The old-timers.

17. How would grandpa react when you tell him about online classes? He would say, "Why is your education on the line? How will that work?"
 

mexcurandero420

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I can understand that you want the price of your oil & gas to be paid in another currency.
 

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Ukranian Nazi Army use clusterbombs against civilian population in Donetsk

https://odysee.com/@PatrickLancasternewstoday:c/dozens-killed-by-ukrainian-cluster-bomb:1

Have you noticed you keep linking to the same site? I would click it, but I'm thinking placing it in my hosts file might be wiser.

Russia is always doing false flag opps. Do you really think the Ukraine would use weapons upon themselves, while being attacked by Russia? That would be more insane than the titles of the links you are offering.

So the Ukraine was going into donbass? What do you expect.
Lets swap the names about... Basically, America have Alaska and Russia want it back. They backed a takeover of the Alaskan rebels, and moved in lots of Russians to fix the vote that Alaska wants to stay that way. America have never said Alaska can go, and have polled the people. Many of which are Russian. They have found 45% want to be American. 20% Russian. 35% couldn't give a toss. The Russian backed leadership has plans to expand, taking parts of America. Weapons are coming through. Fights breaking out. America wants to go into Alaska and reaffirm their control. Out the rebel government, and define the boarder. What is wrong with that?

Nobody wants Russia to Annex them, and that includes you. The divide between the rich and poor is huge. It's a bully club. Other bullies join, and people that want to keep their enemy happy. How do you think bellarus really feels about this. Russia just attacked them, to send up a false flag. Yet they are friends? No they are not. Ballarus is just a puppet nation, where the people probably want to break free as Ukraine did.
 

Montuno

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Attention to this! Russia knows the trip... It seems to me a strategic maneuver as bold and courageous, as terribly risky (By the way: some analyst had foreseen this ??).:

EUROPAPRESS
MARCH 15, 2022
The Prime Ministers of Poland, Slovenia and the Czech Republic travel to kyiv to see Zelensky:

Von der Leyen and Michel were warned but the trip is not on behalf of the EU
MADRID/BRUSSELS, 15 (EUROPA PRESS)

The prime ministers of Poland, Slovenia and the Czech Republic have undertaken a trip to kyiv on Tuesday to meet in person with the president of Ukraine, Volodimir Zelenski, in a clear gesture of support that they say they are carrying out on behalf of the European Union as a whole. .
The Czech Petr Fiala has explained on Twitter that they travel "as representatives" of the Twenty-seven and after having consulted the presidents of the Council and the European Commission, Charles Michel and Ursula Von der Leyen, respectively.
Although it has not transpired until now, the trip to kyiv was already an option on the table at the end of last week, when the Polish Prime Minister, Mateusz Morawiecki, took advantage of the informal summit of EU leaders in Versailles (France) to inform to Von der Leyen and Michel.
"We confirm that the Prime Minister of Poland informed Presidents Von der Leyen and Michel on the margins of the summit of a possible visit to kyiv. The trip was confirmed last night," the spokespersons for the community institutions have indicated.
In this way, from the Von der Leyen and Michel teams they emphasize that the European Union supports Ukraine and "works to provide political, financial, material and humanitarian support in a coordinated manner."


However, and despite having been informed before the visit was made public, European sources have warned Europa Press that the leaders of Poland, Slovakia and the Czech Republic are not in kyiv on behalf of the EU but on their own behalf. .
"UNEQUIVOCAL SUPPORT"

The Polish, Czech and Slovenian leaders want to convey to Zelensky the bloc's "unequivocal support" in the midst of a Russian military offensive. This backing will also translate into "a broad support package," according to statements from the various governments, which have also confirmed previous contacts with the United Nations.
"Europe must guarantee the independence of Ukraine and make sure that it is ready to help in the reconstruction," emphasized the Polish Mateusz Morawiecki, who has also confirmed that they plan to meet with the Ukrainian Prime Minister, Denys Shmyhal.
Hardly any details of the trip have emerged, but Morawiecki's chief of staff, Michal Dworczyk, has confirmed that early in the morning a train carrying the three leaders crossed the border between Poland and Ukraine. Also traveling on the Polish side is the chairman of the Defense and National Security Committee, Jaroslaw Kaczynski.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.eu...-viajan-kiev-ver-zelenski-20220315101919.html
 
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