Mirror? - you mean that toothpaste encrusted thing in the bathroom that you look at when brushing teeth? - to make sure that you have the toothbrush in your mouth -
That cinches it. Two idiots spoke.
Whatever dude. You’re the man. I think. Are you?With your comment it makes three talking idiots, Nazi sympathizers claiming Russia the aggressor.
With your comment it makes three talking idiots, Nazi sympathizers claiming Russia the aggressor.
They (Russia) invaded Ukraine, how are they not the aggressor?
Granddad joke.
Grandfathers are just elder versions of fathers who'd help you make some crazy things and save you from your parent's wrath too. So sharing the silly things that they used to do and say will surely make for an occasion full of laughter. Here are a few that you can share with him and get him to laugh out loud at too.
1. What are the two things your grandpa doesn't like about you as a little boy? One, you don't want to sleep in the afternoon. Two, you won't let him take a nap either.
2. Why did grandpa's origami business go out? Because it folded.
3. What would a lawnmower grandfather's epitaph be like? 'Now he's lawn-gone'.
4. Why do you think grandpa says that he was made upside down? Because his feet smell and his nose is always running.
5. What did grandpa call the movie 'avatar'? Smurfs for the grown-ups.
6. Why did dad put wheels on grandpa's rocking chair? Because grandpa wanted to Rock-n-Roll.
7. Why didn't anyone listen to my warning about the Titanic drowning? My grandfather replied, "Because you were in the theater, little boy".
8. What happens when a boy, his father, and grandpa laugh so hard that they pee their pants? You get to know that it runs in their jeans.
9. What is grandpa's bedtime? One hour after falling asleep on his rocking chair.
10. Who is the one that chimes every one hour? A grandfather, who's like the clock.
11. Why did grandpa tell the ghosts about his shirt size? Because he was the medium.
12. Why did Grandpa get banned from the zoo? Because he had a lion's heart.
13. Why did grandpa like to wear glasses while collecting take out for dinner? He goes to pick up the dinner with a contact-less drive-through.
14. What did grandpa say after reading 'Karaoke Tonight' at a restaurant? He just asked what sort of fish that was.
15. What does grandpa do when you tell him to change his hearing aid? He doesn't listen.
16. What do people call grandfather clocks? The old-timers.
17. How would grandpa react when you tell him about online classes? He would say, "Why is your education on the line? How will that work?"
They (Russia) invaded Ukraine, how are they not the aggressor?
Ukranian Nazi Army use clusterbombs against civilian population in Donetsk
https://odysee.com/@PatrickLancasternewstoday:c/dozens-killed-by-ukrainian-cluster-bomb:1
Russia has been involved for 8 years in Eastern Ukraine at the request of the people.
Xi will clean up the US trash in Taiwan like Putin is doing in Ukraine.
Begone NWO!
A synopsis of the situation in the Ukraine
https://odysee.com/@TheFascifist:c/A-Synopsis-of-the-Situation-in-the-Ukraine:e
Ukraine = Nazi country