The Original O'l Farts Club.

[bigsur51]

That’ll last about 10 minutes…

like riding a bicycle

fiskers madness syndrome is like herpes , it keeps coming back

 

[jokerman]

You're sexier than that scrub by a wide margin.

just fell on da floor!

 

[Putembk]

Darvon cocktail

Yup, when the time comes I just want to go to sleep....

 

[dogzter]

I am gonna hopefully make a giant mess on my way out..........screaming and shitting just like I came in.

 

[Boo]

We’re all gonna feed the worms. Eventually, it’s what we do between the time we’re born the time we die that matter. Some days I feel like I’m about ready to go and then I have days like yesterday that changed everything. I finally got a new barrel for one of my pistols, and when I put it all together together, I didn’t realize how big that gun was going to be. It’s a 40 cal.it really packs a punch.

 

[Putembk]

I am gonna hopefully make a giant mess on my way out..........screaming and shitting just like I came in.

I believe that....

 

[OleReynard]

Morning.....where is she gonna stick that finger?

It's doctor time, hope this is the fun one

 

[Boo]

Forgot to post the pic…

 

[SubGirl]

Oh Subbie
I thought that picture of me was for your eyes only..

Sorry i Couldn’t help myself

 

[SubGirl]

That’ll last about 10 minutes…

Well maybe two plants…

 

[dogzter]

Forgot to post the pic…

Sexiest pic in the thread.........sorry joe.

 

[SubGirl]

You're sexier than that scrub by a wide margin.

Dog knows…

 

[Boo]

I haven’t been online a whole lot in the last week, but I did see where Dog decided to walk away. I am really glad that he came back because we all need an ornery bastard like him to keep us in line… It would be nice to see Hash come back as well

 

[Putembk]

sexy.....NO, makes me want to barf....

 

[OleReynard]

And here's Rodney

 

[OleReynard]

I haven’t been online a whole lot in the last week, but I did see where Dog decided to walk away. I am really glad that he came back because we all need an ornery bastard like him to keep us in line… It would be nice to see Hash come back as well

I've been pretty tame thus far, wait till I get to know everybody a bit better

 

[Putembk]

I've been keeping pretty tame.

That's no fun.....thought you were at the Doctor.....

 

[SubGirl]

sexy.....NO, makes me want to barf....

 

[OleReynard]

Lol. Nope

 

[CharlesU Farley]

When it gets to the point to where I can't wipe my own ass or perform my own personal hygiene it is time to check out....how I decide to do it is still undecided......

As someone who has witnessed patients being stuck on a ventilator for weeks/months, with no chance whatsoever of leaving the ICU, in addition to self-inflicted GSWs (gunshot wound) to the head that went up instead of out, and didn't work out the way they planned... this is my plan:

Couple of tramadol washed down with a vodka rocks, wait 5 or 10 minutes and throw down another five or six tramadols. Have another drink after another 10 or 15 minutes and then 5 or 10 more tramadols... if you're still conscious in an hour or two, rinse and repeat.

I don't do opiates so I have zero tolerance whatsoever for them. I've just got the tramadol around here because of orthopedic issues with now dead dogs.

So between that and the alcohol, it should take me out permanently, without me puking and aspirating, while I'm still conscious.

As Shawn Phillips sang back in the day... "I hope that the choice of death is mine to make, and clear."