The Original O'l Farts Club.

[OleReynard]

@bigsur51 hey buddy how'd those wrecks turnout ya got from our buddy Bare?

 

[CharlesU Farley]

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Most people don't realize those little fuckers bite! Every early spring and late fall, we're inundated with these fuckers, along with stink bugs.

Never knew they could bite until I was sealing the deck, 10 ft above the ground, when they start biting my legs. Each individual one doesn't hurt, but get 15 to 20 on each leg, and there's a bit of a problem.

 

[jokerman]

How many times did you watch this before you got it down to a fine art?

they just take it away from me
never done

 

[CharlesU Farley]

This OK?
This could be us on the third Tuesday of the month !

Damn, I see where you get your nym now.

 

[OleReynard]

Most people don't realize those little fuckers bite! Every early spring and late fall, we're inundated with these fuckers, along with stink bugs.

Never knew they could bite until I was sealing the deck, 10 ft above the ground, when they start biting my legs. Each individual one doesn't hurt, but get 15 to 20 on each leg, and there's a bit of a problem.

Yeah they do so do those armor looking plated turtle bugs.
Those carry a nasty infection

 

[Unca Walt]

We’re all gonna feed the worms. Eventually, it’s what we do between the time we’re born the time we die that matter. Some days I feel like I’m about ready to go and then I have days like yesterday that changed everything. I finally got a new barrel for one of my pistols, and when I put it all together together, I didn’t realize how big that gun was going to be. It’s a 40 cal.it really packs a punch.

@Boo -- Take a minnit out and put up a picture of it, willya?

 

[Unca Walt]

As someone who has witnessed patients being stuck on a ventilator for weeks/months, with no chance whatsoever of leaving the ICU, in addition to self-inflicted GSWs (gunshot wound) to the head that went up instead of out, and didn't work out the way they planned... this is my plan:

Couple of tramadol washed down with a vodka rocks, wait 5 or 10 minutes and throw down another five or six tramadols. Have another drink after another 10 or 15 minutes and then 5 or 10 more tramadols... if you're still conscious in an hour or two, rinse and repeat.

I don't do opiates so I have zero tolerance whatsoever for them. I've just got the tramadol around here because of orthopedic issues with now dead dogs.

So between that and the alcohol, it should take me out permanently, without me puking and aspirating, while I'm still conscious.

As Shawn Phillips sang back in the day... "I hope that the choice of death is mine to make, and clear."

MySonTheDoctor (one word) has, at my request, given me the guaranteed best personally-controlled painless way to say goodbye:

Just stop drinking any water. That's it.

Here it is published in Medical News Today if you want sauce:

"A person may go from feeling thirsty and slightly sluggish on the first day with no water to having organ failure by the third."

How long can you live without water? Facts and effects

The human body requires water to function properly. The ideal amount a person needs depends on several factors including age, sex, and physical activity levels. Learn more here.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

There It Is.

 

[Unca Walt]

Are you in CO too? That was some heavy crap. Someone was supposed to plow our driveway but they cancelled so we were all out there shoveling yesterday. Luckily I have kids, . Our deck is still pretty covered.

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82F and sunny. One of my mango trees has started to bloom.

 

[CharlesU Farley]

MySonTheDoctor (one word) has, at my request, given me the guaranteed best peronally-controlled painless way to say goodbye:

Just stop drinking any water. That's it.

Here it is published in Medical News Today if you want sauce:

"A person may go from feeling thirsty and slightly sluggish on the first day with no water to having organ failure by the third."

How long can you live without water? Facts and effects

The human body requires water to function properly. The ideal amount a person needs depends on several factors including age, sex, and physical activity levels. Learn more here.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

There It Is.

Couldn't imagine hanging out for almost 3 days _after_ I've made the decision to take myself out.

 

[CharlesU Farley]

82F and sunny. One of my mango trees has started to bloom.

Used to have mango and kumquat trees at my house down in Florida. Native Miamians love those fuckers, but I thought they tasted like a cross between a slimy peach and a nasty, overripe banana. Walking around the backyard, dodging 20 to 40 rotting carcasses of fallen mangos, had me hating them before I moved.

And don't even get me started on kumquats.

 

[OleReynard]

I know, Right.
It'd be like the movie The End with Dom Delouise and Burt Reynolds

 

[Gray Wolf]

This OK?
This could be us on the third Tuesday of the month !

 

[OleReynard]

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Got a beat down dog bad boy

 

[Putembk]

You need to go ahead and celebrate early.

I don't know abut the rest of you but I don't celebrate Birthdays anymore. Haven't for a while now. Birthdays to me is just one more nail in the coffin.

 

[Boo]

@Boo -- Take a minnit out and put up a picture of it, willya?

This is definitely not a piece you want fruit concealed carry, but it would work great with a shoulder rig as long as the end of the holster is open because that suppressor takes up a lot of real estate… wherever the laser is pointing the gun will put a hole through it

 

[Unca Walt]

Couldn't imagine hanging out for almost 3 days _after_ I've made the decision to take myself out.

I haven't done it yet, either. But swallowing a shitload of pills (says Dr.Scooter) might just result in a really horrible barfing session and stroke. <-- That's a "uh-ohh, oops".

I know for sure that if you stand in front of a 155 howitzer loaded with fletchettes when it goes off... that is sure and certainly painless becuz the speed of human synapses ain't fast enuf to get the message across before they are a pink fog.

 

[Putembk]

Watching a rally and I just heard the most delightful word......MAGANOMICS.....

 

[Unca Walt]

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This is definitely not a piece you want fruit concealed carry, but it would work great with a shoulder rig as long as the end of the holster is open because that suppressor takes up a lot of real estate… wherever the laser is pointing the gun will put a hole through it

O be still, my beating heart! A .40 cal., extended magazine, suppressed, with laser sight. Drool.

I am trying to put laser sights on more of my guns. Sight pictures are sumpin you see at target ranges. And I will never match Keanu Reeves in point shooting.

So lasers are it.

 

[bigsur51]

@bigsur51 hey buddy how'd those wrecks turnout ya got from our buddy Bare?

my Friend , I did not pop them , there was a change of plans….but if and when I start up,again , they are on the Top of the List!…

 

[bigsur51]

Couldn't imagine hanging out for almost 3 days _after_ I've made the decision to take myself out.

just think of all the debauchery involved the last 3 days…. make a party outmof it…somehow…or not.