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NFL 2019-2020

Bababooey

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Yeah, if Herbert goes down that team is going to be in worse shape than the rams if Stafford is out. Now with porn star Jimmy and stetson as backups, rams might still be in most games if stafford is injured <knock on wood>
I saw that too, neither FSU rookie has taken any preseason snaps, little odd i think but that's how mcvay rolls, if a rookie is a projected starter he spares them extra wear and tear from games that dont count.

It's a meme by now that any coach, especially offensive ones, that are remotely associated with mcvay will quickly get a head coaching job somewhere in the league. Even coaches who arent coordinators (QB coach, etc) will get interviews for HC jobs, or will be hired as an OC for another team for a year and then get a HC opportunity.

Hawk will be fine, but that near miss by the car in the alley got him rattled something fierce. Probably has to do with the truck that hit him when he was a wee lad, it almost killed him and he's understandably got ptsd from that still...
 

pop_rocks

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Yeah, if Herbert goes down that team is going to be in worse shape than the rams if Stafford is out. Now with porn star Jimmy and stetson as backups, rams might still be in most games if stafford is injured <knock on wood>
I saw that too, neither FSU rookie has taken any preseason snaps, little odd i think but that's how mcvay rolls, if a rookie is a projected starter he spares them extra wear and tear from games that dont count.

It's a meme by now that any coach, especially offensive ones, that are remotely associated with mcvay will quickly get a head coaching job somewhere in the league. Even coaches who arent coordinators (QB coach, etc) will get interviews for HC jobs, or will be hired as an OC for another team for a year and then get a HC opportunity.

Hawk will be fine, but that near miss by the car in the alley got him rattled something fierce. Probably has to do with the truck that hit him when he was a wee lad, it almost killed him and he's understandably got ptsd from that still...
mcvey is leaving his mark on the nfl
/im rooting for raheem in atl and hope he does well
turns out i get some snf tonight! saints v sf
/hey its football!
yeah it was mentioning online master degrees as a way to juggle school and work but no one listens to me
/my sister did that and now she is a fat cat! with all the smartz and all the $$$
the chargers dont deserve nice things! and j.herbert is too much of a dream boat for them
but we will see how they do with the rebuilt offense and how long the defense can stay on the field
#f-spanos

im sure hawk will be fine as long as he can keep himself out of the shit
some things in life you cant control and i will say a prayer for your mom and dog, but there are a lot of things in life you can control
sometimes the hard choices are the right choices
 

Bababooey

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There were 2 SNF games, broncos and packers was the other one, probably the midwest and rocky mountain area got that game.

So long as the online degree is from an accredited university it should be useful. Gotta beware of those online diploma mills that dont teach u anything useful.

I just want to see jim harbaugh back in the league, it's always entertaining following his shenanigans. He's probably mellowed out some in the 8 yrs he's been out, little older, little wiser.

Hawk's dog is pretty old but i thought he was pretty healthy? Still moved and ate well? But i guess when they get sick it can happen fast.
 

pop_rocks

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I like the new NFL kickoff rules. Kickoffs had gotten boringly automatic.
yeah its a new twist on the kickoff and im kind of liking it , they also modifies the onside kick rule to where a team has to let the other team know they are going to try and onside kick

there was another thing i saw during the rams game where they had a virtual measurement to spot the football
i guess the balls used in the nfl have a chip in the so they can tell where the ball is on the field by using some kind of rfid technology

There were 2 SNF games, broncos and packers was the other one, probably the midwest and rocky mountain area got that game.

So long as the online degree is from an accredited university it should be useful. Gotta beware of those online diploma mills that dont teach u anything useful.

I just want to see jim harbaugh back in the league, it's always entertaining following his shenanigans. He's probably mellowed out some in the 8 yrs he's been out, little older, little wiser.

Hawk's dog is pretty old but i thought he was pretty healthy? Still moved and ate well? But i guess when they get sick it can happen fast.
that goes for a lot of universities, i have a friend whos niece is going to gcu
from what i hear its not that great a school unless you are a hard core christian
not a huge harbaugh fan but i respect him as a coach
im pretty sure he got his start coaching here in san diego at usd before moving on to bigger and better things
/he is actually one of the older coaches in the nfl now it turns out

yeah man, i hope hawk is doing well and taking care of himself and enjoying his dog
 

Bababooey

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I still cant get around the fact that the kickoff teams line up mostly on the receiving end of the field, just looks strange to me. But i guess they did it for safety reasons, to prevent the max speed collisions from before, so this rule is probably here to stay.
So FSU is set to kick off the cfb season this saturday at 11am est, theyre favored by 11 over GaTech, and playing in Dublin of all places! Superx, maybe u shoulda bought tickets for that game, eh?
So watchu think, Buzz, bet the house on FSU to cover? Im tempted...

I didnt know nfl footballs has chips in them, Pops, but apparently theyve had them for a few years now? But theyre only accurate to within 6-10 in so they still use the chain gang to mark first downs.

i wouldnt mind going to a christian university, i hear theyre freaks.

He did start off at SDSU before moving north to stanford and the 49ers, we'll see if he can recreate some of his niners magic - 3 straight conference championship games and 1 super bowl appearance.

Looks like the rams have found another late rd gem at WR, Jordan Whittington, a 6th rd pick from UTx. Puka was a 5th rd pick last year, and broke some rookie receiving records. At this rate they should barely run the ball anymore, just use their 3 top 10 WRs and throw it 90% of the time.

U still got a hard on for mac jones, huh DB? R u going to become a jaguars fan so u can watch him sit behind lawrence all year? U do realize the patriots have Drake Maye, drafted #3 overall, at QB?
 

pop_rocks

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@Bababooey
"Looks like the rams have found another late rd gem at WR, Jordan Whittington, a 6th rd pick from UTx. Puka was a 5th rd pick last year, and broke some rookie receiving records. At this rate they should barely run the ball anymore, just use their 3 top 10 WRs and throw it 90% of the time."
thats little whit! i referenced him the first week because he was a fearless route runner going over the middle with no regard for his safety and making a few nice catches
he has some drops but a lot of those looked like bad balls thrown by the qb
im not saying he is the next nakua but he can catch the ball and would be a good slot reciever, plus i guess they ply him on special teams too
i think harbaugh started off at usd, its a smaller school but is catholic so it is $$$
you think christian girls are freaks? ever cruised the catholic campus
yeah i was surprised to learn that the balls had a cip in them this whole time
i dident know there was so much wiggle room but this could become a thing going forward
 

buzzmobile

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So watchu think, Buzz, bet the house on FSU to cover? Im tempted...
I think betting your house is a temptation to resist.

Listen to what Coach thinks.

Superx, maybe u shoulda bought tickets for that game, eh?
I checked for tickets and Aer Lingus had a few seats in the corner near the end zone for 100 euros/$110 each. I don't think so.
I'm going to watch the game via FUBO Free Trial.
Mac Jones, dude
You'd look good in teal, @D. B. Doober

Mac looks better.
 
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Bababooey

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Whittington is listed as 3rd or 4th WR on the depth chart, how much he plays depends on how much tutu atwell plays, atwell is the speed guy. I suppose if Mcvay goes 4 WR more often then whittington would see the field more too.
Ah ur right, it was USD, not SDST, that booger eater started off his head coach career. I guess he's roman catholic too?
I was talking more about non-catholic christians, catholics might be prudish, im not sure...

I believe i misspoke earlier when i said they use the chip ball to determine goal line scoring, previously it wasnt that accurate but this year the nfl is using a hawk eye camera system to better track the ball, i think a few preseason games theyve used it in lieu of a chain gang. It's supposedly accurate to within half an inch but it's still in the testing phase for now, maybe in the future it'll replace chain gangs entirely.

Wheres the part in that 20min press conference where he says theyll beat GaTech by 3 td's? Cause im thinking of teasing the spread even further for a nice plus money return.

I like how mac jones characterized his leaving NE as a 'mutual parting of ways'. Ive heard that line from a few ex-girlfriends.
Truthfully tho, he got a somewhat raw deal with the pats. His best season was his rookie season under josh mcdaniels as his OC; jmc is a turrible HC but a good OC. His 2nd season he had matt patricia and joe judge as his offensive coaches and they werent good, his 3rd season under bill o'brien was sabotaged by bad OL and WR talent.
 

pop_rocks

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i like whittingtons chances of making the team and he could also see some time on special teams
i like tutu but he is undersized @ 165#
he should have the inside track on being the #3 but like you said i could see mcvey running 4wr sets or rotating him in on third downs, he seemed pretty fearless going over the middle in the couple of preseason games ive seen him in
i was suprised to see the chipped ball, i wonder where the chip is located in the ball?
i would imagine its under the laces in the center but maybe they have one at each end?
/that would be more accurate wouldent it?
but i think they will always have a chain gang
/at least in my life time,maybe one day all officiating will be done with lasers and ai
 

D. B. Doober

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Hey @buzzmobile hope you are well pal. Things are great up here. Cool today until noon or so. Still like 75. Going to Fenway Park next Thursday, the 29th with Mom. Blue Jays at Red Sox grandstand 23. We always have good food. Now there is something called Irish Nachos. Still smoking ice hash. It's cheaper than the kief. $8 a day cheaper. Right down the street at Cal Verde. Well gotta go buzz hope you're well and there's not many spiders
 

shithawk420

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thanks guys. are really do appreciate it.just found out today i need a colonoscopy next month. as if shit wasnt bad enough im literally getting fucked up the ass now! well fuck oh well i guess.

you never had irish nachos doob? done well they are awesome. i havent made those in years cause i dont have a stove but you are in boston you probably can get some best irish nachos in the world

i was so fucked this last week i thought i was gonna die.cant drink like i used to.i couldnt move for 3 days at least.havent eaten in a week and finally got hungry so i got a $20 jersey mikes sub. still got half. they are good but they skipped my mom and ours tomatoes. lately we keep getting screwed on toppins .
dang anyway im just now kinda ok. you really think the bears can beat the chiefs even in preseason? and whats this about chips in footbals? dang thats crazy. How In the flying fuck did the broncos beat the packers 27-2? SAY WHAT? a touchback? i missed that slaughter.im still healing so im still catching up.
 

Bababooey

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If Kupp is fully healthy, he can stretch the field a bit, and puka caught a fair number of 20+ yd passes last year, so they dont need to have tutu draw safety coverage. In all likelihood, puka kupp will miss some snaps or even games with little nagging injuries so it's always good to have receiver depth.

They say the chip is under the laces, and it's 3g so doesnt affect throwing. If anything, the laces weigh more than that.

Eventually, once the tech gets good enough, i expect officials will be replaced with cameras, AI and lasers, just like u said. I think in baseball they want a robot/computer strike zone, because humans are just too fallible.

Ill have to watch those schedule release videos soon, every team has their own media dept so theyve been getting more elaborate with them, u can tell they put $ into producing them...

DB: Ah man, im trying to lose weight but cant. Also DB: I eat takeout and fried foods every day of the week.

My doc has recommended a colonoscopy as well, im afraid too. I know it's impossible, but we could hold each other's hand while we're getting dual colonoscopies. That's not gay at all, right? Plus we could support each other.

U havent eaten in a week and couldnt move for 3 days? Im not sure which is worse. Not eating for a week, u think u would lose weight but the booze calories sustained u, probably lost muscle mass more than anything else.
Sorry to hear u got gypped on ur tomatoes, u probably needed the extra nutrients too.
Arent irish nachos basically regular nachos except made with french fries? Ive gotten it before, unless the fries are super crispy they tend to get soggy from the toppings.
Neither the bears or chiefs are playing starters tomorrow night, Hawk, and the bears 2nd unit has been killing it, tyson bagent (u like him right?) has been throwing dimes all over the place. So yeah, i think bears beat chiefs tomorrow. Also packers arent playing starters which is why they only managed a safety vs the broncos. It's like FSU getting killed by Georgia in the bowl game last season, u get weird results when starters dont play.
 

buzzmobile

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Wheres the part in that 20min press conference where he says theyll beat GaTech by 3 td's?
LOL He talked up how good GT's offense is this year the week before. I think you should bet the farm but not the whole house.
its worth the extra click
On your word I clicked the Watch Later button.
Well gotta go buzz hope you're well and there's not many spiders
Funny thing about the spiders, @D. B. Doober . There's a very big one hanging around the pathway between the azaleas that Bonnie the Dog and I travel every morning to go poop outside. She had her web off to the side of the path for a few days. This morning she had moved up and across the path with a brand new web. As long as the web is high enough above my head it's cool, but I have many sticks available to clear low hanging webs.

Blue Jays in Fenway sounds like a great day.
.just found out today i need a colonoscopy next month.
The colonoscopy is no big deal, @shithawk420 . The prep for getting one is the worst part, and that has become much better over the years. There are very specific instructions about what foods to eat and which things to avoid eating beforehand. The GoLytely drink will have you pissing out your asshole so the Doc can look at your pretty pink colon lining.

Start eating right. You can cook. Make good food and feed yourself. There is no excuse not to take care of yourself. Time to look the bull in the ass and realize it comes down to you. You will need a driver to get you home because you will get some night night meds to knock you out. I get the best sleep during the colonoscopy. The procedure itself only takes a few minutes and then you end up in the recovery room to wake up.

I have had a couple of serious gastro intestinal malfunctions about 10 years ago that now require endoscopy and colonoscopy every 3 years. I am due for them again this year.

There are people here who are rooting for you, @shithawk420 . I am one of them.
 

shithawk420

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thanks buzz and everyone. i was supposed to get one years ago but i chickened out cause i dont wanna go under. you might not wake up. freaked me out when i had to sign a waiver to revive me or not or whatever it says.i know its the damn booze fuking with my stomach.if only i could quit the booze.

i had an ultra sound done she said there was nothing wrong. Bullshit! ive drank enough booze to kill an entire college football team! well maybe highschool but ive been drink fiths of jack daniels since i was 13 and they say im ok? no way. i got weighed. i lost weight cause i was fuked up for a week. i weigh 152 since i got checked. i just dont trust them sometime. i know my body. i got freaked out and bought some beer and i know that was stupid but i feel better now. ill say my stomach is churning but thats cause im a drunk idiot.

awe fuk. ill to jus be a man and get it done. im not stupid. even in biology you gotta get your pipes checked. i just wish i didnt have to be sober. fuck.gotta go through my throat too. i just think they want the money sometimes. i dont even care about my ass. its my front tubes.sorry my throat. i can take it like a man but they want me sedated.im scared of not waking up. they made me sign a thing where if something happens if i want to be revived.man fuk that shit. just put through my ass and throat. i can take it. no homo lol
 

pop_rocks

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it sounds like you have all the cool hom movies @buzzmobile
/will they give you a copy of your exam?
i was saving the fins' release vid, for kind of like a date night
but every day is special for us!
/jumps from water and does a flip

maybe we can double date with hawk and baba?!
++++++++++++
derp that was last years schedule! this years one kind of is lame
anyone want cake?


you take care of yourself @shithawk420 and you know im one of your biggest fans
yeah life can be hard, but you are harder
do whats best for you, and be the guy you want to be, that or just keep doing what you do
irish nachos sound like carne asada fries or the countless variations they have on a pile of fries topped with some shit
a good fried potatoe can stand on its own
so how are you doing on the booze man? i know you are still drinking but not like before, right?

@Bababooey
putting the chip under the laces makes sense creating a center point that they can use to determine to spot of the ball, (X, X+1, X-1)
i dont know if i like the idea of ai making the calls in a football game
ok maybe for the spot of the ball if they can get it down to a fraction of an inch, but not the penalty plays during the course of a game
thats nice of you to support hawk in his procedure and i hope the two of you connect!
/like with a tube in the ass
post vids when you get them!
so you got any taeks for the upcoming season babs?
what about you @G.O. Joe
im rammin it and hope the rookies come to play
 
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