The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Hey everyone. Just checking in for a buzz break. Hope everyone is well today. Made the first batch of baklava today. I usually make it this time of year and send out to friends and family. This one has a little extra orange zest not traditional but adding it makes it that much more delicious to me. checked the plants still waiting the two weeks y’all have a great day
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That looks absolutely delicious SubGirl - me luv's me some fresh Baklava - Mmmmmm!

 

[jokerman]

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Is that where we send the flowers and strippers?

No way more east to a island off of New York

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I come dressed as a doctor then, and make sure they are up to the job..

You'd first have to check that Gypsy's Sex Pistol is up to the job first - and methinks - you don't wanna do that -

 

[jokerman]

No way more east to a island off of New York

get along little doggies



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I see fields of braciole.

 

[DARKSIDER]

You'd first have to check that Gypsy's Sex Pistol is up to the job first - and methinks - you don't wanna do that -

Now thats decent music my time..

 

[bigsur51]

Spring has come to the SouthEast mountains! A picture is worth a thousand, or a Wall of, Words ...


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[jokerman]

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You were a cute baby

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

They will be disguised as pink ladies.
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Thinking about it - I may wake up after the surgery with a stonker of an early morn'in riser - that could need some sort of therapeutic attention -

And that reminds me of the last time I had surgery - when I was 21 years old after getting attacked by 5 wet-backs from Chiapas - when I was in San Francisco General Hospital - and a rather dishy Korean nurse used to bathe me - she understood my frustrating predicament - and sorted me out like a pro -

 

[Putembk]

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Sending flowers....what is your room #

 

[bigsur51]

Thinking about it - I may wake up after the surgery with a stonker of an early morn'in riser - that could need some sort of therapeutic attention -

And that reminds me of the last time I had surgery - when I was 21 years old after getting attacked by 5 wet-backs from Chiapas - when I was in San Francisco General Hospital - and a rather dishy Korean nurse used to bathe me - she understood my frustrating predicament - and sorted me out like a pro -

just take that morning piss and you will return back to normal….

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

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Sending flowers....what is your room #

Becket Ward - St Thomas's hospital mate on the 15/16/17th April - that looks like a lovely buncha flowers -

 

[jokerman]

Thinking about it - I may wake up after the surgery with a stonker of an early morn'in riser - that could need some sort of therapeutic attention -

And that reminds me of the last time I had surgery - when I was 21 years old after getting attacked by 5 wet-backs from Chiapas - when I was in San Francisco General Hospital - and a rather dishy Korean nurse used to bathe me - she understood my frustrating predicament - and sorted me out like a pro -

Need more of them when that problem arises

 

[jokerman]

kinda enjoyed this

 

[Janborrego]

So I'm tooling down the road yesterday on uncharted never navigated by me anyway.
I'm reading signs from Gas stations,
Pot seeds here for sale, seed in a can and shit.
Grow the seed while it's in a 4" can, wtf.

What state is that? I wish

 

[Patwillie]

 

[SubGirl]

That looks absolutely delicious SubGirl - me luv's me some fresh Baklava - Mmmmmm!

There’s enough butter in there to put your heart over the edge I’ll send some with the pink ladies

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

There’s enough butter in there to put your heart over the edge I’ll send some with the pink ladies

- I eat lots of butter every day - then burn it off with plenty of exercise - its just a matter of balancing carbs in and carbs out - and real organic un pasteurised butter - from grass fed cows is actually very good for you -

- and even if that baklava has pasteurised butter in it - I still want some - p - l - e - a - s - e - pretty please even - lol

 

[CharlesU Farley]

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I could tell you a story about a couple of young teenage kids, who were at a keg party and couldn't score any Quaaludes, so they go rooting around in the mom and dad's medicine cabinet. Having no idea what any other drugs looked like other than Quaaludes, they found a plastic container with a bunch of pills, all in a circle.

Everybody else took them except for Chuck... he ain't putting shit in his mouth unless he knows what it is.

Bet ya'll know what they were.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I could tell you a story about a couple of young teenage kids, who were at a keg party and couldn't score any Quaaludes, so they go rooting around in the mom and dad's medicine cabinet. Having no idea what any other drugs looked like other than Quaaludes, they found a plastic container with a bunch of pills, all in a circle.

Everybody else took them except for Chuck... he ain't putting shit in his mouth unless he knows what it is.

Bet ya'll know what they were.

Laxatives?

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Laxatives?

Birth control pills! At least _my_ tits didn't swell up!