The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

Ohshit. Don't shoot it, brother. Or get sumbody to shoot it once and give you an idea of the kick to see if it is reasonable.

"A man has to know his limitations."

That ain't hyperbole. I did the six weeks of shoulder in a giant sling thing for rotator shoulder... so I know for double-certain since you've done it, too that caution is not cowardice.

IMHO owning a trapdoor is hold it close like a shotgun not caring about hittin papper till you get a idea.
The trap foor is a heavy rifle though.
"45-70" in Italian means cost a lot to shoot

 

[jokerman]

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I coud be mistaken but I thinks she likes me ,blinkin and flirtin

 

[Unca Walt]

IMHO owning a trapdoor is hold it close like a shotgun not caring about hittin papper till you get a idea.
The trap foor is a heavy rifle though.
"45-70" in Italian means cost a lot to shoot

He shoots some expensive stuff.

 

[exploziv]

Finally some good news for you, @Gypsy Nirvana. Good luck! I see these old farts need you around here for some more years!

 

[dogzter]

Ahhh - don't get ya knickers in a twist over it fella - we all seem to be old enough and wise enough in this thread to understand what common courtesy and civil discourse is - so as long as you behave like a gentleman with XX chromosomes- (or a lady with XY) - you will be treated as such -

- Now enough of me preaching to the choir - lol

- I have some VERY GOOD personal news to share with ya'll - after getting worried sick - and waiting well over a year for this fucked NHS (national health service) - to get its arse in gear - I finally have a date for my open heart surgery! - WOOP - DE - FRIKK'IN - DOOP!

- On Sunday 14th April - I have to check-in to St Thomas's Hospital (London England) at 3pm - and will be staying in Becket Ward on the 5th Floor of the East Wing - the Mitral valve fix and the left coronary artery by-pass will be worked on the next day by a very experienced and highly qualified Greek surgeon -

- So I'll expect lots of flowers - get-well-soon cards and fruit gifts from you lot - to aid my recovery - which should be from 8 to 12 weeks - then I should be firing on all 8 cylinders again - Phew! - what a bloody relief !

Is that where we send the flowers and strippers?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

OUT-fargin-STANDING

We know you were dying to take time off work but we never thought you’d go this far!

We promise not to blame you for anything while you’re away, at least until you return.

I thought about putting on that cute nurse costume you bought me. But I guess this note will have to do.

The Old Messican Philosopher Manuel Labor said "Thees ees thee sekrit, pendejo -- eet ees the circle of life:

Go to a joint, smoke a joint, crack a joint, need a new joint. Jou are een joint number four.

No-no estes cachinga cabron!

And as my old buddy BOG (Bushy Older Grower) used to say - 'The Future is Bright - Wear Sunglasses!' - (RIP BOG) -

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

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Is that where we send the flowers and strippers?

Naaa - ya silly sausage - I've left the addy already -

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Spring has come to the SouthEast mountains! A picture is worth a thousand, or a Wall of, Words ...

 

[Dequilo]

Spring has come to the SouthEast mountains!

if you have a bit extra of that spring send some to the Northeast Please

 

[Boo]

Made it home from the gym in one piece and don’t feel too bad. That’s a good thing considering how beat up I am. I’m gonna load the boys up and head across town to my favorite vet and get me a bottle of medication for Dutch. I know he’s in pain just by the way I can see him walk so I got him some Rimadyl, which does a very good job… When Ivan came home from his road trip last night, we had to come to God meeting, and I do believe that he might not ever do that again

 

[SubGirl]

Hey everyone. Just checking in for a buzz break. Hope everyone is well today. Made the first batch of baklava today. I usually make it this time of year and send out to friends and family. This one has a little extra orange zest not traditional but adding it makes it that much more delicious to me. checked the plants still waiting the two weeks y’all have a great day

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Made it home from the gym in one piece and don’t feel too bad. That’s a good thing considering how beat up I am. I’m gonna load the boys up and head across town to my favorite vet and get me a bottle of medication for Dutch. I know he’s in pain just by the way I can see him walk so I got him some Rimadyl, which does a very good job… When Ivan came home from his road trip last night, we had to come to God meeting, and I do believe that he might not ever do that again

If the rimadyl becomes less effective or Dutch begins to have adverse reactions to it, tramadol works very well as a second line of defense.

 

[SubGirl]

Made it home from the gym in one piece and don’t feel too bad. That’s a good thing considering how beat up I am. I’m gonna load the boys up and head across town to my favorite vet and get me a bottle of medication for Dutch. I know he’s in pain just by the way I can see him walk so I got him some Rimadyl, which does a very good job… When Ivan came home from his road trip last night, we had to come to God meeting, and I do believe that he might not ever do that again

Ivan took off. Maybe he was looking for Bosco

 

[Putembk]

Finally some good news for you, @Gypsy Nirvana. Good luck! I see these old farts need you around here for some more years!

OMG, exploziv is is gonna be watching!!! We are in trouble now for sure. I need to remember how to be on my best behavior.....been so long I don't know if it is in me. Please forgive me for I know not what I do.

 

[oldfogey8]

Spring has come to the SouthEast mountains! A picture is worth a thousand, or a Wall of, Words ...


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It feels like spring in Central Massachusetts but it is supposed to get cold again. The turkeys feel the spring vibe too.

 

[exploziv]

Is that where we send the flowers and strippers?

Not sure Gypsy would need his blood pressure raised after the operation. You should send the hookers to someone that can use them "safely". I volunteer to receive them!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

OMG, exploziv is is gonna be watching!!! We are in trouble now for sure. I need to remember how to be on my best behavior.....been so long I don't know if it is in me. Please forgive me for I know not what I do.

<plays a very sad tune - on a very small violin >

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Not sure Gypsy would need his blood pressure raised after the operation. You should send the hookers to someone that can use them "safely". I volunteer to receive them!

You could disguise them in nurses uniforms - just in case the Mrs gets word from her Filipina spies in the hospital -

 

[exploziv]

I come dressed as a doctor then, and make sure they are up to the job..

 

[SubGirl]

You could disguise them in nurses uniforms - just in case the Mrs gets word from her Filipina spies in the hospital -

They will be disguised as pink ladies.