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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Three guys die together and go to heaven.
St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here: Don’t step on the ducks, as
they are God’s favorite creation.”
They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it’s almost impossible NOT
to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here
comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman you’ve ever seen. St. Peter chains
them together and says, “Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman
forever.”
The next day the second guy steps on a duck, and sure enough, St. Peter
comes with another real ugly woman and chains them together.
Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and
doesn’t step on any ducks. Then one day, St. Peter comes along with this
beautiful woman, a blue-eyed blonde, very young and very sexy. He chains
them together and leaves without saying a word.
The man remarks, “Wow! This is great! I wonder what I did to deserve
this?”
The Blonde says, “I don’t know about you, but I just stepped on a duck.”
St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here: Don’t step on the ducks, as
they are God’s favorite creation.”
They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it’s almost impossible NOT
to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here
comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman you’ve ever seen. St. Peter chains
them together and says, “Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman
forever.”
The next day the second guy steps on a duck, and sure enough, St. Peter
comes with another real ugly woman and chains them together.
Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and
doesn’t step on any ducks. Then one day, St. Peter comes along with this
beautiful woman, a blue-eyed blonde, very young and very sexy. He chains
them together and leaves without saying a word.
The man remarks, “Wow! This is great! I wonder what I did to deserve
this?”
The Blonde says, “I don’t know about you, but I just stepped on a duck.”
Back in the hospital as an outpatient - with my first ever Urology appointment this morning 
- hit the gym at 6.00a.m. - had a good workout 
and hot-hot power shower - before walking up the hill to the hospital 
for a 9am appointment - 8.50am currently - I'm curious to see what the Urologist - will do with me -
- hit the gym at 6.00a.m. - had a good workout and hot-hot power shower - before walking up the hill to the hospital for a 9am appointment - 8.50am currently - I'm curious to see what the Urologist - will do with me -
Oh Subie ,If you had a magic wand ,some issues may go away.
It sounds worse than it really is IMHOBack in the hospital as an outpatient - with my first ever Urology appointment this morning
Dont talk politics to anyone
you want no one fatoots
Good luck
such a gringo!
Africanna
Well-known member
Where's the mast?
Jeebus. @Boo -- I din' read all of your posts before I said you should see a doctor in my post above.
Now I am even more concerned.
Folks who are nauseous get bad reactions from aromatic foods. Things to nosh on while nauseous that will stay down are:
Dry white toast
Crackers
Bananas
White rice
Cooked potatoes
Hard-boiled eggs
Unflavored yogurt
Raw carrots
Chilled watermelon
Ginger -- either as gari or candied <-- This magical shit actually makes nausea go away. TINS.
Ya gotta do something more pro-active than what you are doing now. Dammit... If you were next door, I could help -- I know I could.
Although I might infect you with Chink-Flu. I am still hawking up toads.
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Yeah @Boo listen to Unca, You don’t want him coming up there and give you mouth to mouth. Hope you had a better night.
Another day upon here in Cali……
You still running any red skunk Big…..?
You still running any red skunk Big…..?
