" So many butts ,so little time " : unknown canine.
Good Morning all !
34 degrees ,dress appropriately FFS !
The Original O'l Farts Club.
- Thread starter Putembk
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Good Morning all !
34 degrees ,dress appropriately FFS !
Old women too. They don’t think anyone can hear/smell it.
But if you want to sit at the Upperclass Table... Had to have graduated high school a few YEARS before 1960.
Here we are again. Wossa "Pax"?
Lisa may tell you the story.
Oh, dear... I think FancyPants (my alpha peacock) may be dead.
Beau (his brother) is still here every morning and afternoon. He still avoids the dish holding the seeds that FancyPants claimed as his own, and goes to where I pile some for him.
That's how I can tell them apart... so I know it was FP with the busted foot and some belly feathers awry.
They were born in my back yard 18 years ago. Totally tame to me.
Beau (his brother) is still here every morning and afternoon. He still avoids the dish holding the seeds that FancyPants claimed as his own, and goes to where I pile some for him.
That's how I can tell them apart... so I know it was FP with the busted foot and some belly feathers awry.
They were born in my back yard 18 years ago. Totally tame to me.
My stone has not broke yet. It’s prolly 15 years old. Does the steel plate char better than a stone? My stone make a nice crust but not the char that I’m looking for…
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Old women too. They don’t think anyone can hear/smell it.
Yes the steel makes a char. The one I posted comes straight from the mill so it needs to be cleaned and seasoned. I have had three stones break in the oven and when I was looking for a replacement I came across an article about pizza steels. That one weighs a little over 18 lbs. and I heat it at 550 for 1 hour before cooking pizza.
Sun&Soil
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I can see getting the ends mixed up…
I don't know for sure that old folks fart significantly more than young folks but attribute the loudness to loss of faith.
In our youth, we just relaxed and let the fart blow, but alas over time we experienced a few heartbreaking events involving soiled undies, so in our dotage we relax just enough to determine if it is a fart or another heartbreaking event.
The restricted orifice increases the flow velocity, which shifts it from a quietly personal affair to a loud announcement.
I'm not sure about the smell thing, because I've noticed that as I've aged, my farts stopped stinking.
Bringing to the table the challenge! Is anyone here older than 83 year old Walt? I know I'm sure not!
oldfogey8
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Don’t lose hope. I had a group of 4 Tom Wild Turkeys that frequented my yard(2 have been coming for 3+ years) last spring. 2 of them stopped coming by(my 2 favorites-Thomas and Not Thomas). Not Not Thomas and Jake continued coming and brought a group of hens with them. Not Not Thomas had been displaying and bullying Thomas and Not Thomas do I think Thomas and Not Thomas decided it wasn’t worth the risk of a fight and found a safer breakfast bar. After breeding season, all 4 Tom’s started showing up again. This fall, Not Not Thomas stopped showing up shortly after I began seeing a pretty good sized coyote cruising the yard. I suspect Not Not Thomas fell victim to the coyote and likely his pack. I didn’t like Not Not Thomas anyway so good riddance…
oldfogey8
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Beautiful patina. I had a rectangular pizza stone for years but I heat shocked it accidentally and it cracked into many pieces.
I should get a new one at some point but have been experimenting with Detroit style pizza lately. The crust of Detroit style is kinda fried crispy at the edges and if done right, some of the cheese on the edges will caramelize. Mmmmm…
