The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Sun&Soil
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Most of what I know came with alot of error first. I'm too hard headed to steal.
Ever been stoned enough to hit the Pax from the wrong end twice in a row. Oops.
moose eater
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Some things I've improvised by myself, but many things have come from others. especially good fishing holes.
No, but I have lost my cell phone while it was in my back pocket.....more than once!Most of what I know came with alot of error first. I'm too hard headed to steal.
Ever been stoned enough to hit the Pax from the wrong end twice in a row. Oops.
moose eater
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Or searching the house for my keys while they're in my hand, getting angrier and angrier at why I can't find them.
*Yes, they still let me vote.
moose eater
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Jeez - I go to sleep and wake up at 4.20am - and there is 7 more pages to laugh and smile thru - with the occasional sad bit - you guys sure are interesting and entertaining too
- I guess that the older we get - the more stories and experiences we register - and it's so nice to share them - with others who might understand and even enjoy them too -
- all quite here - so I listen to some music -
Roger Daltrey (from The Who) - and Wilko Johnson (from Dr Feelgood) - put together a great song -
- I guess that the older we get - the more stories and experiences we register - and it's so nice to share them - with others who might understand and even enjoy them too -
- all quite here - so I listen to some music -
Roger Daltrey (from The Who) - and Wilko Johnson (from Dr Feelgood) - put together a great song -
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8.19 am - kids have gone to school - Leah (the Mrs) - is getting ready for the 
gym - after which she will do another 12 hour shift - cooking at the Vietnamese restaurant - she works hard - but enjoys what she does - I'm off to walk 3 miles (there and back) - to feed a friends cat 
- then another 2 mile walk (there and back) to the gym - and around 2-3pm will have my first food/meal of the day - plenty of chunky chicken and veg Madras curry - with brown pilau rice and Greek Yogurt -
Mmmm - hungry already - but try not to eat until I've thoroughly worked out - and its the afternoon - by then I expect there will be much to catch up on - in this thread -
gym - after which she will do another 12 hour shift - cooking at the Vietnamese restaurant - she works hard - but enjoys what she does - I'm off to walk 3 miles (there and back) - to feed a friends cat - then another 2 mile walk (there and back) to the gym - and around 2-3pm will have my first food/meal of the day - plenty of chunky chicken and veg Madras curry - with brown pilau rice and Greek Yogurt - Mmmm - hungry already - but try not to eat until I've thoroughly worked out - and its the afternoon - by then I expect there will be much to catch up on - in this thread -
Good day to all the Early Birds
yep yep , this group has just about seen it all , especially in regards to the cannabis world
i smoked my first joint in 1964 and after awhile , all the plants look about the same , every grow looks about the same , and all the pretty flowers look alike..
so a lot of us elderly humans would rather discuss pizza , making bullets , fishing , and the like
some of us may be a little jaded , cynical , snarky , mischievous , and some of us flat out embrace debauchery…
what kind of prestidigitations come forth is anyone’s guess but hey , we will never be accused of being boring…..
of to the Salt Mines!…
moar fecking coffee!…
well schitt , now I have woken up Swede , she looks good in her nightie , I feel pretty good , looks like a recipe for some kitchen mischievousness , lasciviousness , and licentious activities….
yep yep , this group has just about seen it all , especially in regards to the cannabis world
i smoked my first joint in 1964 and after awhile , all the plants look about the same , every grow looks about the same , and all the pretty flowers look alike..
so a lot of us elderly humans would rather discuss pizza , making bullets , fishing , and the like
some of us may be a little jaded , cynical , snarky , mischievous , and some of us flat out embrace debauchery…
what kind of prestidigitations come forth is anyone’s guess but hey , we will never be accused of being boring…..
of to the Salt Mines!…
moar fecking coffee!…
well schitt , now I have woken up Swede , she looks good in her nightie , I feel pretty good , looks like a recipe for some kitchen mischievousness , lasciviousness , and licentious activities….
@buzzmobile --
This beautiful creature always captivated me. Mesmerizing.
I learned/forgotten her name. She wound up owning an illegal bar in Portugal.
Makes you wonder how that came about.
This beautiful creature always captivated me. Mesmerizing.
I learned/forgotten her name. She wound up owning an illegal bar in Portugal.
Makes you wonder how that came about.
Good morning vintage old farts and fartesses! Let the lascivious and licentious debauchery begin!
A breezy day here with drizzle starting at 48f and soaring to 54F during the blistering part
Housekeepers due this morning, so me and the sleek, sly fat pup will be headed to Fernhill dawg park sor some quality butt sniffing and ball chasing.
A breezy day here with drizzle starting at 48f and soaring to 54F during the blistering part
Housekeepers due this morning, so me and the sleek, sly fat pup will be headed to Fernhill dawg park sor some quality butt sniffing and ball chasing.
oldfogey8
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Do you want to rephrase that?
I wear red wing boots ,American made ,made well ,and they don't make my feet look fat.
Rereading this ,I have to say I like breasts big or small and agreeable ones at that.We sure do. They have the biggest chicken breasts I’ve ever seen. I only get it a couple times a year because it’s not healthy but boy is that stuff good… the boys have eaten and seem to be quite content. We’re sitting in front of the fireplace and I as usual have a heating pad and ice pack on me… I have an appointment tomorrow to meet with my cancer doctors. They are going to discuss the MRI that I had to verify that the cancer is still gone… it’s always good hearing good news even if I have to pay $35 to hear it…
I noticed old men dont care where they are ,they fart at will
8.19 am - kids have gone to school - Leah (the Mrs) - is getting ready for the
Mmmm - hungry already - but try not to eat until I've thoroughly worked out - and its the afternoon - by then I expect there will be much to catch up on - in this thread -
Chica bonita!
go easy Brother ,pace yourself.
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.....
