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Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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I dunno if you've done Brazilian hot waxing before - it's kinda tricky - best done by an expert - used to have a GF in Hong-Kong that did it for me - when I was a male stripper - and needed me chest and other bits done - she was good at it - because when it was time to pull the wax off - she'd do ot super-fast - kinda like how you would rip a bandaid off - so although it was painful - it was less painful than - the slow pull -
We were headed to Hawaii for a week, so Grayfox did the bikini wax thing and it bruised her so badly that she had to wear a one piece and the bruises still showed.
 

Travis Kelcee

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Time to sprout some more seeds as space becomes available. Cherry Bomb x Cherry Tart is taking up about 25% of the space and she's about a week out.

Next up: Genius X Vietnamese Black and Ace's A5Haze X Vietnamese Black.

The Genius x Panama is really impressive so far. Very vigorous and uniform, not a lot of stretch, potential big yielder, low smell, none of mom's undesirable traits.
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
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Does that include manscaping Subby-Dear? - I get some hair on me back growing - that I can't reach - since I'm no contortionist - and if asked politely - the Mrs will concede and wield me trusty Mach 3 - and hack thru it for me - other more reachable areas - she'll say 'do it yerself!' - she's not got the time to chop-thru me dangly bits topiary - nor me herbaceous borders - usually -
Back in 2003 when I met Linda, she was completely clean and shaving properly. I figured I would give it a try and I use the wall trimmer that I give myself a haircut with and I nicked my nut sack at least a half a dozen times, so I tried using a blade And I almost was a she… I’ve learned to do that work very slowly and cautiously, and it’s been years since I drew blood…😱
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
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Morning everybody, happy freaking fry-day. Had a rough week so I happy to see the weekend. Hope all have a great one.
Good morning brother, it sounds like you’re still in the world to hurt and I wish I could do something to help that but that’s just something I guess we have to suck up and deal with. I’m finding it painful to get into my new car, but I’ve learned that I just faced away from it and drop my ass in the seat and then swing my legs over. I have no right owning a car that exotic but I figure if I don’t get one now I’ll never get one. Let me know exactly what’s going on with your medical condition if you don’t mind. I just like to keep up with it. Love and light from the east brother
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
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We were headed to Hawaii for a week, so Grayfox did the bikini wax thing and it bruised her so badly that she had to wear a one piece and the bruises still showed.
Aww - poor Greyfoxy - so you are saying that her camel toe - was all bruised 😢 - AND on show? - how embarrassing for her - I hope that you had the good sense - not to take any holiday snaps - with her in that predicament -
 

jokerman

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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing Some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into The kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything Different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down Again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,MARGARET?" "Nope. Not a clue", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.
 
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