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Gypsy Nirvana

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Sounds like your beautiful witch has save you some big bucks on haircuts and deserves a raise 🤪. I actually don’t mind cutting Mr subs hair and have gotten pretty good at it.
Does that include manscaping Subby-Dear? - I get some hair on me back growing - that I can't reach - since I'm no contortionist - and if asked politely - the Mrs will concede and wield me trusty Mach 3 - and hack thru it for me - other more reachable areas - she'll say 'do it yerself!' - she's not got the time to chop-thru me dangly bits topiary - nor me herbaceous borders - usually -
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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Morning 🌅

Renewing my med card this morning. To think 21 years ago, they wanted me to live in a cage for 25 years for attempting to grow a freaking plant for meds. I would still be in said cage. (3 strikes law 3rd felony for weed ) Now I can grow trees without worrying.

Just wish I had the monies hire a lawer to have them expunged. Weed didn't ruined my life. The laws did.
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Same-same here mate - and I wasn't even growing de sacred 'erb - just moving seeds - which the feds told me were a Schedule One Narcotic - BOLLOCKS - Ya can't get high on seeds!
 

Unca Walt

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420club
She knew exactly wtf was in that release and still went ahead.
Seems like she is part of the coverup at this point and if allowed to stand as is I will assume the worst about the entire regime.
No matter what, the fargin balloon has gone up. Low-life scum like us get to see the outright orders given to cut the shit.

This cannot be covered up; the Internet will be alive with that PUBLIC letter, and folks like us here will be looking for real moves, real quick.

We are living in interesting times. The status is most ricky-tick not "quo", but alticinctus.
 

Travis Kelcee

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Does that include manscaping Subby-Dear? - I get some hair on me back growing - that I can't reach - since I'm no contortionist - and if asked politely - the Mrs will concede and wield me trusty Mach 3 - and hack thru it for me - other more reachable areas - she'll say 'do it yerself!' - she's not got the time to chop-thru me dangly bits topiary - nor me herbaceous borders - usually -
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Travis Kelcee

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No matter what, the fargin balloon has gone up. Low-life scum like us get to see the outright orders given to cut the shit.

This cannot be covered up; the Internet will be alive with that PUBLIC letter, and folks like us here will be looking for real moves, real quick.

We are living in interesting times. The status is most ricky-tick not "quo", but alticinctus.
I'll check back with you tomorrow

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SubGirl

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Does that include manscaping Subby-Dear? - I get some hair on me back growing - that I can't reach - since I'm no contortionist - and if asked politely - the Mrs will concede and wield me trusty Mach 3 - and hack thru it for me - other more reachable areas - she'll say 'do it yerself!' - she's not got the time to chop-thru me dangly bits topiary - nor me herbaceous borders - usually -
I haven’t done manscaping yet but I’m sure there is a YouTube on it.🤪 I’ll have to check it out now but the manscaping would definitely cost extra over the free haircut charge especially if hot wax was involved 😳
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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I dunno if you've done Brazilian hot waxing before - it's kinda tricky - best done by an expert - used to have a GF in Hong-Kong that did it for me - when I was a male stripper - and needed me chest and other bits done - she was good at it - because when it was time to pull the wax off - she'd do ot super-fast - kinda like how you would rip a bandaid off - so although it was painful - it was less painful than - the slow pull -
 

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