The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

I was in the sauna yesterday and stepped out to shower some salt out of my eye, which is in the pool area. Had my slippers off with my locker key sitting on top where i was was, and pushed them over to my sitting area as I stepped out. In the 2 minutes I was outside the sauna flushing my eye a young black gentleman stepped in, and decided to sit in front on the lower seat where my feet rest when I am sitting on the top row. No issue. I just climbed back up around him, and put my legs and feet next to where he was sitting. Within one or two minutes of me reclaiming my spot he started to alert me that I was "sweating" on him, and to discontinue. I let him know I had just showered, and just gotten back in the sauna, and was not specifically sweating on anyone. That we were all there to sweat, which is why we were there. He continued to scold me, then moved aside. Some people just have a sense of entitlement built in, looking for an issue to declare it. I happened to be there at his designated time. I largely just ignore that shit.

I was in a jacuzzi in a very upscale hotel onthe beach and a couple fellas black as black hopped in.
Both still sporting Jerry curls with product.........instant oil slick.
I start laughing they ask what's so funny,in a cockney accent.
That accent blew my fuckin mind on the spot.........they were British on vacation.
Explained the 80's hairdos I was afraid they were coming back for a sec there.
Interesting guys we wound up going drinking later and had a blast.

 

[dogzter]

Good morning brothers and sisters! View attachment 19159395 View attachment 19159396

Partly cloudy here starting at 41F and predicted to reach 63F.

Gym this morning and then off to Fernhill dawg park with Miss Layla to let the house keepers swab the place out. They rescheduled from Wednesday because one of the women's husband has alzheimers and his daytime keeper needed the day off for personal business.

Both of our housekeepers have been with us about 38 years and sadly she has to continue to clean houses at age 65 to support their household and her husband, who has to be tended like a young child.

That's a heartbreak and something that may be in our future as my wifes family has a history of dementia.
So far so good with her she is still just as giggly and nice as the day we met.

 

[Unca Walt]

The Epstein file release is a slap inthe face.

Looks like there is gonna be a quick battle betwixt Bondi and Patel. You just gotta read her pissoff letter to him, which nets succinctly (suck what?) to:

"WTF, boy?! You think the Feebs want some?! Get your shit together by tomorrow and come heavy."

 

[dogzter]

Looks like there is gonna be a quick battle betwixt Bondi and Patel. You just gotta read her pissoff letter to him, which nets succinctly (suck what?) to:

"WTF, boy?! You think the Feebs want some?! Get your shit together by tomorrow and come heavy."

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That shit pissed me off..........bigly.
Completely expected and udderly unacceptable, get some rope.

 

[cola]

Economic deal between US and Ukraine will tie the countries together for years. Here’s what it says

The deal leaves the question of security guarantees sought by Kyiv to future negotiations.

apnews.com

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

After just shy of 4 hours of physicality - 8am - 11.55am - I'm nearing the cream crackered (knackered) point - still have to walk a mile home - then take the mutt pup - for his wee-wee's/poo-poo's short walkies - 'cos he's been caged since my daughter left for school at 9.20am - and probably has a round in the chamber - then it's chow time - and rest time - till 3pm - when I'll take the little scoundrel for his big 2 mile - walkies to the park - where he can run off the lead for an hour or so - meeting a vast array of other canine mutts - for sociality and butt sniffing - should be home by around 4.30pm - then can toke and zone out with much snacking and hanging out with my teenage offsprings -

 

[Unca Walt]

I was in a jacuzzi in a very upscale hotel onthe beach and a couple fellas black as black hopped in.
Both still sporting Jerry curls with product.........instant oil slick.
I start laughing they ask what's so funny,in a cockney accent.
That accent blew my fuckin mind on the spot.........they were British on vacation.
Explained the 80's hairdos I was afraid they were coming back for a sec there.
Interesting guys we wound up going drinking later and had a blast.

First time Witchie-Poo and Himself went to Jolly Ole England, we were walking along looking around like the raw colonials we were, and two black dudes came by talking animatedly and one exclaimed to the other:

"Wot! Bloody Wotter-loo?! I say!" <-- We both stopped walking to admire.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Good Morning all

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Looks like there is gonna be a quick battle betwixt Bondi and Patel. You just gotta read her pissoff letter to him, which nets succinctly (suck what?) to:

"WTF, boy?! You think the Feebs want some?! Get your shit together by tomorrow and come heavy."

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Bondi has egg on her face, and instead of taking a breath – thinking carefully about the stupidity of her own actions and claims in the past week, she immediately starts blaming the FBI in New York for holding evidence of the Epstein case that took place in New York.

Bondi is not a serious person, and Bondi is certainly not an intellectual legal powerhouse. Pam Bondi is the Sean Hannity of U.S. Attorney Generals.

 

[dogzter]

Bondi has egg on her face, and instead of taking a breath – thinking carefully about the stupidity of her own actions and claims in the past week, she immediately starts blaming the FBI in New York for holding evidence of the Epstein case that took place in New York.

Bondi is not a serious person, and Bondi is certainly not an intellectual legal powerhouse. Pam Bondi is the Sean Hannity of U.S. Attorney Generals.

She knew exactly wtf was in that release and still went ahead.
Seems like she is part of the coverup at this point and if allowed to stand as is I will assume the worst about the entire regime.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Bondi has egg on her face, and instead of taking a breath – thinking carefully about the stupidity of her own actions and claims in the past week, she immediately starts blaming the FBI in New York for holding evidence of the Epstein case that took place in New York.

Bondi is not a serious person, and Bondi is certainly not an intellectual legal powerhouse. Pam Bondi is the Sean Hannity of U.S. Attorney Generals.

She knew exactly wtf was in that release and still went ahead.
Seems like she is part of the coverup at this point and if allowed to stand as is I will assume the worst about the entire regime.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

She knew exactly wtf was in that release and still went ahead.
Seems like she is part of the coverup at this point and if allowed to stand as is I will assume the worst about the entire regime.

She's compromised by the George Zimmerman case.

Florida AG Pam Bondi knew that her special prosecutor, Angela Corey, and her friend, Benjamin Crump, had manufactured an entirely false and fictitious witness against George Zimmerman.

 

[cola]

Economic deal between US and Ukraine will tie the countries together for years. Here’s what it says

The deal leaves the question of security guarantees sought by Kyiv to future negotiations.

apnews.com

All this is, simply put, about "show me da minerals, boy".
You get your security, when we get our precious metals.
Sure, we will guarantee rebuilding. Then you are ours!!

 

[big315smooth]

the guy in charge at the ny field office where the documents were at is james dennehy is the same one who emailed his whole staff to "dig in" after trump took office

 

[Countryboy]

Morning folks! It's a bright,sunny day. My stomach feels queezy so I'll get on it.

peace

 

[dogzter]

She's compromised by the George Zimmerman case.

Florida AG Pam Bondi knew that her special prosecutor, Angela Corey, and her friend, Benjamin Crump, had manufactured an entirely false and fictitious witness against George Zimmerman.

Anyone out of the Florida system is corrupt ime.
I say that after rather extensive dealings with them on all levels for 40+ years.
I do NOT miss that shithole a bit.

 

[Countryboy]

That shit pissed me off..........bigly.
Completely expected and udderly unacceptable, get some rope.

Rope is on isle 7, sir
Might I suggest stretch/stain resistant?

 

[Travis Kelcee]

I've obtained video footage of BigSur as a baby.

https://x.com/CatsandDogsmem/status/1886506368578064440

 

[SubGirl]

Twenty-five years ago, I found a professional barber's kit at a garage sale. Five bucks. Herself has given me haircuts for all that time using it. I do my face furniture.

Considering 25 years of haircuts, lemme see what I have saved... HOLY WITCH-HAZEL, BATMAN!

I just looked up "cost of haircut floriduh"... and I think I just peed a little. LOOKIT:

"What Is The Average Cost Of A Haircut In Florida? In Florida, the average cost of a haircut is about $50. This covers basic cuts but doesn't account for additional services"

Jeebus! My Red Witch cuts my hair about once a month (I do my beard then, too). But just counting haircuts, with the barber throwing in the beard trim freebies...

25 X 12 X 50 = $15,000 YIKES!

Late Edit Add: Before I looked it up, I honestly was guessing at about $12 before tip.

Sounds like your beautiful witch has save you some big bucks on haircuts and deserves a raise . I actually don’t mind cutting Mr subs hair and have gotten pretty good at it.

 

[Littleleaf]

Morning

Renewing my med card this morning. To think 21 years ago, they wanted me to live in a cage for 25 years for attempting to grow a freaking plant for meds. I would still be in said cage. (3 strikes law 3rd felony for weed ) Now I can grow trees without worrying.

Just wish I had the monies hire a lawer to have them expunged. Weed didn't ruined my life. The laws did.