The Original O'l Farts Club.
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No memorabilia pictures taken..................Aww - poor Greyfoxy - so you are saying that her camel toe - was all bruised- AND on show? - how embarrassing for her - I hope that you had the good sense - not to take any holiday snaps - with her in that predicament -
Only a few kisses to make it well..........
Hoping the weekend is better for you too brother!
Goldhedge
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I'm down to pennies a cut these days as well!Twenty-five years ago, I found a professional barber's kit at a garage sale. Five bucks. Herself has given me haircuts for all that time using it. I do my face furniture.
Considering 25 years of haircuts, lemme see what I have saved... HOLY WITCH-HAZEL, BATMAN!
I just looked up "cost of haircut floriduh"... and I think I just peed a little. LOOKIT:
"What Is The Average Cost Of A Haircut In Florida? In Florida, the average cost of a haircut is about $50. This covers basic cuts but doesn't account for additional services"
Jeebus! My Red Witch cuts my hair about once a month (I do my beard then, too). But just counting haircuts, with the barber throwing in the beard trim freebies...
25 X 12 X 50 = $15,000 YIKES!
Late Edit Add: Before I looked it up, I honestly was guessing at about $12 before tip.
Who gets 'up' at 2am anyway?
and to think they could have had peace back in 2014 with the same conditions...!
The 36 Hour Day get it and read it.
"It's the long slow goodbye." Nancy Reagan
Me frequently, to take another leak...................
Goldhedge
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?Back in 2003 when I met Linda, she was completely clean and shaving properly. I figured I would give it a try and I use the wall trimmer that I give myself a haircut with and I nicked my nut sack at least a half a dozen times, so I tried using a blade And I almost was a she… I’ve learned to do that work very slowly and cautiously, and it’s been years since I drew blood…
One Brazilian
This was a war that was ready to be unwound regardless. We had sold them all our junk decrepit weaponry (notice no F15's were ever sent), and they were, simply put, running out of bodies to fill the slots in the killing fields. The appetite on both sides was abating. Not a fan of war, at all. Any war. I, for one, will be glad to see, when it ends.
some estimates are over 600,000 Ukrainian deaths on the battlefield
that doesn’t include the dead Russian soldiers
all for what?
so the USA can keep 50% of all minerals , lithium , and all the wheat?…
so the military industrial complex can make billions of dollars in new weapons?
war , what is it good for?
all wars are failures of and to humanity
ike knew the dangers read somewhere allen dulles wasnt to happy he put it in his speech
Yeah I get up at 10pm and 2pm to pee. Sometimes I go at 5am too. I wake up at 6:30
Thanks to everyone's advice I've been off McDonald's for a month now
OleReynard
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Im hearing the rest of The List ain't gonna come out, the pervs probably made a deal with the US in millions of dollars to forego the dragging thru the mud.
Don't care about the cash i want fuckin people's names and associations.
The Tate bros from Rumania have been brought up also.
Don't care about the cash i want fuckin people's names and associations.
The Tate bros from Rumania have been brought up also.
Yeah! - you can do it man JUST SAY NO! - to that Big Mac - that Quarter Pounder with Cheese - those bloody awful Chicken Mc Nuggets - and all the grooming skills of Ronald McDonald -Thanks to everyone's advice I've been off McDonald's for a month now
Get into something more spiritual - like sitting in a big bucket of water - with a garland of flowers around you and a lipstick
dot on yer head - lamenting the glory of Shiva -
Travis Kelcee
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