He is still in Texas. I think he grows fruit trees.
The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Good morning farts. Old and otherwise. 
When I went to bed yesterday you were talking about music. When I woke up you were talking about visiting gay bars and blowing some tranny named “Chunks” . 
Honestly, I did not see that coming. 
Hey Gypsy, this is a Zamaldilecta express plant that I started too early and stunted badly. 
Oh well, there is plenty more where that came from.
When I went to bed yesterday you were talking about music. When I woke up you were talking about visiting gay bars and blowing some tranny named “Chunks” . Honestly, I did not see that coming. Hey Gypsy, this is a Zamaldilecta express plant that I started too early and stunted badly. Oh well, there is plenty more where that came from.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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Just had 4 F15s blast over the house... Boy them pilots must get tinnitus.
We have some hills up the way by us they call the Mach Loop and you can look down on the pilots when they're out pissing about in their little planes. It's good fun. I like it when the bombers do low runs over the reservoirs and then pull up before hitting the bridge I'm stood on whilst eating a boiled egg I brought with me for a snack.
They have been busy since the Ukraine invasion, I wonder if they know something we don't?
We have some hills up the way by us they call the Mach Loop and you can look down on the pilots when they're out pissing about in their little planes. It's good fun. I like it when the bombers do low runs over the reservoirs and then pull up before hitting the bridge I'm stood on whilst eating a boiled egg I brought with me for a snack.
They have been busy since the Ukraine invasion, I wonder if they know something we don't?
Deer are a kind of "mix and match". There is every reason to hunt them; it prevents the starvation and disease cycle.
On the other hand, tame deer can be very pleasurable to have around; and they will not be weakened and starved by the overpopulation/underpopulation scenario.
So deer are a case of you can feed them, and/or eat them to the benefit of both species.
I think “Fire on the Mountain” is one of the best songs ever made.
Gives them something to talk about
Good morning rasty old farts and more kindly and gentle fartesses! Let the good times roll!
Another gorgeous day starting at 47F and predicted to reach 69F.
I repaired the east cedar fence where our landscaper buried the bottom in bark dust and it rotted out. I'm pissed at him, as well as myself for not noticing before.
Gym this morning and then an open calendar for mischief and debauchery.
Another gorgeous day starting at 47F and predicted to reach 69F.
I repaired the east cedar fence where our landscaper buried the bottom in bark dust and it rotted out. I'm pissed at him, as well as myself for not noticing before.
Gym this morning and then an open calendar for mischief and debauchery.
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The best sushi IMHOYou could bring a thermos next trip. Still stop but only for gas station food it’s awesome
mudballs
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Grateful dead version is my preferred rendition if im honestI think “Fire on the Mountain” is one of the best songs ever made.
or salt
Please reconsiderI'm about to dump baby shark on music thread
mudballs
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Nope!..damage done! LolPlease reconsider
The sock is the tea bag sillyWhat's the sock for? To give your plants more fiber in their diet?
What a actor
