Great joke bunch, oldies are goodies once again.
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Great joke bunch, oldies are goodies once again.
Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?
Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Father Son talk
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration”
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration”
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I hope all you have a very merry Syphilis and a happy Gonorrhea!
Speaking of oldies…
It’s been said that the anatomical shape of your thumb correlates to the anatomical shape of your penis.
It’s been said that the anatomical shape of your thumb correlates to the anatomical shape of your penis.
So…..
How many of you looked at your thumb?
How many of you looked at your thumb?
Betterhaff, do you have a bend in your johnny and a nail on its bell-end?
No but you should see my thumbs.
So you give others a 'foreskins up' when your young 
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But don't be astonished when they look at you cross eyed when you try it after 60 (hint:
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?But don't be astonished when they look at you cross eyed when you try it after 60 (hint:
).So you give others a 'foreskins up' when your young
But don't be astonished when they look at you cross eyed when you try it after 60 (hint:
Ha Ha, yea those little blue pills don’t help there.
