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Guest
absolutely you should drop one. it's all love in here..besides..we need to keep the thread going
govukyaself
New member
im chillen here lookin at trees on icmag
wishin i was burnin some sour bubble
not this beat ass shawg
but soon enuff
ill have much to puff
ass i keep ordering these HPS lights
and neuts and stuff
got the beans from doc chronic
straight fuckin piff
in about 3 months
ill be smoking this shit
but untill then
im beat
lookin at pics of trees
in icmags "tokers den"
wishin i was burnin some sour bubble
not this beat ass shawg
but soon enuff
ill have much to puff
ass i keep ordering these HPS lights
and neuts and stuff
got the beans from doc chronic
straight fuckin piff
in about 3 months
ill be smoking this shit
but untill then
im beat
lookin at pics of trees
in icmags "tokers den"
how tho?gmb said:
a freestyle is when u rap off the top of your head
and if you are good at all you rap too fast to type it
accurately
you need to record yourself rapping,
then u can type it out, which, i am NOT going to do here
im not that high!
typing freestyle is a bit.....stupid
lol peace dudes
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Guest
I get your point. Someone can sit here all day and try to come up with something great, and then say they did it typing non-stop and that they type 75wpm. It's based on the fact that we're assuming that nobody is sitting here typing for longer than a couple minutes at the most, and the fact that rhymes are rhymes
if it takes you a little longer than it would to freestyle in real life..that's find.
Also keep in mind that when those famous rappers freestyle..although there's alot of stuff that seems like it's "off the top"..these guys rhyme all kinds of stuff, so it's all been written, gone over before..they just incorporate it differently than the first time.
If you don't want to, then don't. personally..i think of it as one big rhyme fest. Whether or not it took 15 seconds or a minute and a half.
if it takes you a little longer than it would to freestyle in real life..that's find.
Also keep in mind that when those famous rappers freestyle..although there's alot of stuff that seems like it's "off the top"..these guys rhyme all kinds of stuff, so it's all been written, gone over before..they just incorporate it differently than the first time.
If you don't want to, then don't. personally..i think of it as one big rhyme fest. Whether or not it took 15 seconds or a minute and a half.
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Guest
Also, rap is poetry's crackhead cousin..so think of it as the icmag poetry corner or some shit like that
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Jam Master Jaco
ethereal said:how tho?
a freestyle is when u rap off the top of your head
and if you are good at all you rap too fast to type it
accurately
you need to record yourself rapping,
then u can type it out, which, i am NOT going to do here
im not that high!
typing freestyle is a bit.....stupid
Put up or shut up
(no offense)
J
Jam Master Jaco
I'm bumping this to say so what if I can't rap?
at least I'm not an insomniac who can't nap
Or a maple tree that produces no sap
or a constipated fatass who can't crap
Cuz I'm sitting here typing keys like click-clack
while I ponder how much money i spent on sacks
it's been a lot lately, need to sell my spice racks
to keep supplying myself with the weed snaps
Cuz it's hot outside, go swim some laps
to cool me off I'll guzzle some Paps
I can't remember if that's a beer on tap
In my brain I'm lost right now, where's the map?
at least I'm not an insomniac who can't nap
Or a maple tree that produces no sap
or a constipated fatass who can't crap
Cuz I'm sitting here typing keys like click-clack
while I ponder how much money i spent on sacks
it's been a lot lately, need to sell my spice racks
to keep supplying myself with the weed snaps
Cuz it's hot outside, go swim some laps
to cool me off I'll guzzle some Paps
I can't remember if that's a beer on tap
In my brain I'm lost right now, where's the map?
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Guest
Damn dog you gotta triple post?
You here spittin rhymes like you is the host?
you aint nothing but a thread starter
to be owned yhou gotta work harder
i am xdrunk asa skunk
and i just smoked som funk
lets turn it dirty south and pop the trunk!
You here spittin rhymes like you is the host?
you aint nothing but a thread starter
to be owned yhou gotta work harder
i am xdrunk asa skunk
and i just smoked som funk
lets turn it dirty south and pop the trunk!
J
James-Bong
Uh ohhh....look who it is..... James Bong
Sorry ive been gone
I know you posers been waitin for this shit all day long
Sittin there just Wackin ur Shlongs.....
Wishin you were James Bong, who is hung like King Kong
I was tappin that fine piece of ass, Connie Chung
Had her gaggin on the Dong All night long
Up in that shit like a Fat bitch eating Ding Dongs
I had her screamin' with mad fever...
While you beotches were watchin Leave it to beaver
now ur Havin fantasies about June Clever wackin ur meat with mass hysteria
My Rhymes Be droppin u fuckers like Malaria
Now im at home Tokin the Buddah, out of my hookah
Bongin Beers like i was at a fuckin' Toga
Sellin Beasters from minnesota....
this dude is saying he will owe ya
But he doesn't know ya, just tell em to blow ya
Cause he will try to forget ya, try to give the Jip
Well this is about it...Time for me to give ya the slip
Sorry ive been gone
I know you posers been waitin for this shit all day long
Sittin there just Wackin ur Shlongs.....
Wishin you were James Bong, who is hung like King Kong
I was tappin that fine piece of ass, Connie Chung
Had her gaggin on the Dong All night long
Up in that shit like a Fat bitch eating Ding Dongs
I had her screamin' with mad fever...
While you beotches were watchin Leave it to beaver
now ur Havin fantasies about June Clever wackin ur meat with mass hysteria
My Rhymes Be droppin u fuckers like Malaria
Now im at home Tokin the Buddah, out of my hookah
Bongin Beers like i was at a fuckin' Toga
Sellin Beasters from minnesota....
this dude is saying he will owe ya
But he doesn't know ya, just tell em to blow ya
Cause he will try to forget ya, try to give the Jip
Well this is about it...Time for me to give ya the slip
I Used To Grow
Active member
the darkest night but I'm gonna blaze it up
drinks overflowing in the cup
choose not the life of imitation
keep the greens ah comin, the green vegitation
tell no one the plan or the strain name
sell no bud to recieve your fame
keep it on the hush hush
this shit takes time what's the rush rush
be wary of the corrupt pig
cuz what's going down he would not dig
time goes on and the nobody knows
the smoke you grow is the smoke you chose
the day has finally come to claim your prize
the beauty of it all brings a tear to your eyes
the stinky aroma enters your face
the vapors send you flying into space
drinks overflowing in the cup
choose not the life of imitation
keep the greens ah comin, the green vegitation
tell no one the plan or the strain name
sell no bud to recieve your fame
keep it on the hush hush
this shit takes time what's the rush rush
be wary of the corrupt pig
cuz what's going down he would not dig
time goes on and the nobody knows
the smoke you grow is the smoke you chose
the day has finally come to claim your prize
the beauty of it all brings a tear to your eyes
the stinky aroma enters your face
the vapors send you flying into space
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Guest
Hey, let's keep this thread goin
till we're old as hulk hogan
blowin, smokin, tokin, chokin, pokin
your pipe, or break it open
posts are written, never spoken
I've broken hearts in oakland
smoked whole nugs of love potion
kepp thie critics guessin
smokin sess unril I'm pleasant
holy effervescence, batman..it's just a lesson
of how to rock the forum
keep potheads away from boredom
fornicate on pounds of foreign-born sativa porno.
once again...fucked up enough to write this much..but fucked up enough not to finish
till we're old as hulk hogan
blowin, smokin, tokin, chokin, pokin
your pipe, or break it open
posts are written, never spoken
I've broken hearts in oakland
smoked whole nugs of love potion
kepp thie critics guessin
smokin sess unril I'm pleasant
holy effervescence, batman..it's just a lesson
of how to rock the forum
keep potheads away from boredom
fornicate on pounds of foreign-born sativa porno.
once again...fucked up enough to write this much..but fucked up enough not to finish
J
Jam Master Jaco
gmb that's pretty damn good
keep it up man you should
not stop until you've lost your wood
don't let it turn soft like pud'
that's too homely unlike your hood'
as in neighborhood dude
i'm trying not to be rude
but oil unprocessed is crude
it's price puts me in a bad mood
I enjoy reciting plays in the nude
actually i dont, but i know you'd
do the same to a cow who moo'd
Dr. Seuss reincarnated
*edit* I'll try to rap something a little more serious
Yo there's a drug war going presently going on
it's a policitcal chess and the stoners a pawn
There goal is to strike fear in people until we're all gone
they don't realize that very few drugs are plain wrong
There's no harm done to you when i hit from a bong
It's only crackheads and tweakers that can't get along
Some people are the bad handful of drug using peeps
it's their stereotype and poor actions that label us all creeps
As the times passes so do the joints and intelligence leaps
society as a whole gets smarter while stupidity seaps
But we have to follow orders as if we're all sheep
voting really doesn't do much, and talk is just cheap
the only smart thing to do is sit in this bullshit knee deep
and wait for our time to come, until then we weep
keep it up man you should
not stop until you've lost your wood
don't let it turn soft like pud'
that's too homely unlike your hood'
as in neighborhood dude
i'm trying not to be rude
but oil unprocessed is crude
it's price puts me in a bad mood
I enjoy reciting plays in the nude
actually i dont, but i know you'd
do the same to a cow who moo'd
Dr. Seuss reincarnated
*edit* I'll try to rap something a little more serious
Yo there's a drug war going presently going on
it's a policitcal chess and the stoners a pawn
There goal is to strike fear in people until we're all gone
they don't realize that very few drugs are plain wrong
There's no harm done to you when i hit from a bong
It's only crackheads and tweakers that can't get along
Some people are the bad handful of drug using peeps
it's their stereotype and poor actions that label us all creeps
As the times passes so do the joints and intelligence leaps
society as a whole gets smarter while stupidity seaps
But we have to follow orders as if we're all sheep
voting really doesn't do much, and talk is just cheap
the only smart thing to do is sit in this bullshit knee deep
and wait for our time to come, until then we weep
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I Used To Grow
Active member
I smoke weed but don't call me a weedhead
I make bread but don't call me dougboy
You'll be so tripped out after one hit
You'll spend hours playing with a glow toy
Take a toke cuz life is beautiful
She's kissing me and yes it's sexual
The darkest night but I'm gonna light it up
Take a trip in your pickup truck
I'll try not to harm ya, but I must warn ya
About the motherfuckin girls from California
Trickin me they are so sexy
Never thought I'd be makin love to a sexy Mexi
Can I please borrow your ear
I like to drink but I hate beer
Liquor is quicker it'll make you shiver
Come on people it's time to deliver
American equality has always been sour
An attitude that I'd like to devour!
Born in the midwest and I'm no ho
Cuz I'm down for the state of Colorado
Quietly growing my crops
Trying to avoid the cops
Growing so slow
Under the floros
Gotta get it together and get me a halide
Cuz the harvest I won't divide
The president looks like a monkey
I always thought he was a junkie
Passing these laws he knows are wrong
Come on Bush, just hit the bong!
Then you will see what you are missing
The entire country you are dissing
Come on people this is the hour
Rise up and take your power!
I make bread but don't call me dougboy
You'll be so tripped out after one hit
You'll spend hours playing with a glow toy
Take a toke cuz life is beautiful
She's kissing me and yes it's sexual
The darkest night but I'm gonna light it up
Take a trip in your pickup truck
I'll try not to harm ya, but I must warn ya
About the motherfuckin girls from California
Trickin me they are so sexy
Never thought I'd be makin love to a sexy Mexi
Can I please borrow your ear
I like to drink but I hate beer
Liquor is quicker it'll make you shiver
Come on people it's time to deliver
American equality has always been sour
An attitude that I'd like to devour!
Born in the midwest and I'm no ho
Cuz I'm down for the state of Colorado
Quietly growing my crops
Trying to avoid the cops
Growing so slow
Under the floros
Gotta get it together and get me a halide
Cuz the harvest I won't divide
The president looks like a monkey
I always thought he was a junkie
Passing these laws he knows are wrong
Come on Bush, just hit the bong!
Then you will see what you are missing
The entire country you are dissing
Come on people this is the hour
Rise up and take your power!
Ait... When I saw the thread I had to jump on it/
grab a sack of that chronic/
and no hunny, no money out of my wallet/
I got setup and k9 or infrared cant spot it/
Ait kid? Rolling up Blunt/
Trina get lit/
like the slang jaco spits/
And i STill aint wealthy rich/
Marc E is a genius, but still a bitch/
MAtter a faCT, just found a new way to get rich/
Run up in his HOuse jack all of his shiT/
Hogged tied'em, blind folded him, so he cant see me//
n buy hella seeDs off of CC, AHAA!/
i love thiS shit... StaY up!
P-3 NatIoN"
= )
grab a sack of that chronic/
and no hunny, no money out of my wallet/
I got setup and k9 or infrared cant spot it/
Ait kid? Rolling up Blunt/
Trina get lit/
like the slang jaco spits/
And i STill aint wealthy rich/
Marc E is a genius, but still a bitch/
MAtter a faCT, just found a new way to get rich/
Run up in his HOuse jack all of his shiT/
Hogged tied'em, blind folded him, so he cant see me//
n buy hella seeDs off of CC, AHAA!/
i love thiS shit... StaY up!
P-3 NatIoN"
= )
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OzzBozz
Active member
It's 1 for the honeys, 2 for the weed, 3 for pet peeves and go hoe hoe
bitch, don't step on my blue suede shoes
if you do i'll smack ya in the mothafuckin face
yo' ass is fuckin gone if you step on em
mang, i ain't jokin
fuckin step on my blue suede muthafuckin shoes and yo ass is toast
ya know, like blam blam vroom vroom doom doom
yeah, boi ya know bettter than to fuck with my blue suede shoes... thats right
bitch, don't step on my blue suede shoes
if you do i'll smack ya in the mothafuckin face
yo' ass is fuckin gone if you step on em
mang, i ain't jokin
fuckin step on my blue suede muthafuckin shoes and yo ass is toast
ya know, like blam blam vroom vroom doom doom
yeah, boi ya know bettter than to fuck with my blue suede shoes... thats right
J
Jam Master Jaco
DJ I think you take these rhymes to much to heart
don't talk shit unless you're gonna talk fart
cuz potty humor is yummy to the brain like a pop tart
that I buy in bulk every time I go to Wal-Mart
whenever i go I like to ride in the cart
while my mommy pushes quick like a dart
while I recite shakespeare, too angry thou art
don't talk shit unless you're gonna talk fart
cuz potty humor is yummy to the brain like a pop tart
that I buy in bulk every time I go to Wal-Mart
whenever i go I like to ride in the cart
while my mommy pushes quick like a dart
while I recite shakespeare, too angry thou art
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