Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[James-Bong]

LOL, Jam masta Jaco.... What a fuckin Fake'O
This dude's rhymes are as shitty as a paint job from Maaco
I be movin the O's from Coast to Coast, Yo
While your still tokin the Shwagg bro
Im pullin hoes and gettin paid like i won the fuckin' lotto
It's all cool Though, this is just a game Bro'

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Not bad, not bad. You responded, that makes me glad
Step it up just a tad, this cool fad flows not too bad
Cuz I can be rad like a punk young lad
Who turned emo cuz his life is sad
A big drink you spilled, dude you just stained my pad!
That's where I worship my dad!
I ramble too much, with mathematics I add

Ha! That was just the beginning,
I'm constantly winning, keepin your head spinnin'
My face is grinnin', no raps are sinnin'
Except: I eat dolphin fins with gin
While I binge you cringe cuz my hot rhymes will singe
The hair off your brow, so don't hesistate and bow
Cuz I'm superior to thou, holier then a Indian cow

*edit* I don't take this shit too seriously
If you do you're acting deliriously
My incorrect spelling upsets you furiously
Like when I rhyme the same shit fearlessly
No BYOB, or party fee. it's a beerless fee
Wtf? I'm too good so fear the G
Fuck it, I'm out, uncapitalize this "D"

*blows smoke off fingers*

 

[James-Bong]

Yo, I got Shot in the head once bro'
And im still spittin better than you hoes
I been to Iraq and Back, i got the RPG's on my gun rack
I fucked those bastards up worse than the shaq attack
Im back in the states with all my mates
Look at you fuckers, You can't even get a date

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Dude that's badass, I hope you're not lyin'
Nothin' to joke about when our soldiers are dyin'
I'm being serious, trying to show my appreciation
Thanks for your help with defending this nation
Cuz at least you've stepped up to the plate
Ran around the bases, now your home, it's great
But I'm peacing out for the next few hours
So spit the milk good, don't let it go sour

 

[rusto]

i wonder who started this battle element

 

[Guest]

Man don't bring your whore, cause I don't want no more
I'm the Mad Conductor
Up in your face like the drill instructor
Man, I flow like a semiconductor, buildin' up ryhmes like I was the mad constructor
but boy turn your back and I'll tear you down
cause you know man I don't fuck around
Beatin' in your face in like I was Bobby Brown
And you know I'll run your ass over for the Triple Crown
Awww no baby, fuck that frown, get your smile on
Lets get on down.

 

[Guest]

Glad to see more posts. makes me happy.

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I'm glad it makes you happy, and not too sound sappy
But I appreciate that very little here is crappy
Except I noticed a lot of negativity after my nappy
I slept for like 5 hours and it was real nice
I've posted in this thread today 3 times twice
That makes six, and just for kicks I'm gonna mix
my style with smilie pics while I holler at chicks
I am hearby giving up my self proclaimed title of king
It was cocky of me to start that competition thing
while I will always end up proclaiming myself the best
It's all in good fun cuz i'm just joking, I jest
So I'm gonna give it up to whoever posts again
But if not then James Bong deserves the win
His posts flow nicely and he keeps it real
but so do the rest of you, so his title you must steal


*cue some medievel knight music*
James Bong, spitter of words
I hearby proclaim you the king of us turds
*hands James Bong the super cool signature tag*

(but just for kicks I'm keeping the tag in mine too. It's a rather silly idea anyway, but either way for now you're the king. So I'm gonna start to get drunk and hop back on and steal it back away cuz tonight is gonna be boring...I think)

 

[rusto]

ha ill be ready

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

bump like forrest gump while he attempts to hump
but can't cuz he doesn't know how to get started
he's a little bit slow we call that retarded.

 

[James-Bong]

Hempster..... Ima knock you out like Jack Dempster
Ima embarrass you, tear a hole in your larynx too
rip your throat, then dispose of you, put ur vocal cord in a tube
Then drive a knife through your shoe
bring out a uzi, a glock, shootin alot
just like a movie, thats movin non-stop, you either got it or not
survivin the top spot, your body stopped
ill take you out, aimed shock with this shot
i got you in perspective, lyrical weapons, spittin and rippin
givin you strep throat, cuz you been sippin on my semen
spirtin sperm to your ocular nerves, within a second
Ur head is a spinin cause im fuckin' winnin
u don't know what to do, it's cool .....
just take a rip off of this bowl and chill dude....

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

You slaughter with knives, i use electricity
takin' away lives is a trick to me
Technically lacerated with microchips
Live wire electrocution till your circuit flips
Computers are the smartest, they tell me what to do
They're always needing new parts, i supply them with the new
then I realize that i was making a rap with words
about using computers to kill like a fuckin nerd
I'm sorry i ever thought this rap was fantastic
It's coming back and smacking me in the face like elastic
So it's getting to be time to rap this up and be done
the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side is the pun

 

[sproutco]

Wtf? I'm too good so fear the G

Nothing to fear dog about the letter
Maybe I will break off something and be a trend-setter
That letter follows me everywhere I go
It has something to reveal I can not show
My posse helps kids who need a hand
I like your rapping you know I am a fan
Down and out just look for that sign
I will try to explain with the rest of the rhyme
Guys doing doing good things all over town
I am breaking off a hint no need to frown
Ask your friends what this is about
Be quiet no need to shout
You may have to learn some things to recite
I might get a dime monday you know I will light
Look to the east and to the west
You know you will be put to the test
That's it for now find out what I said
Maybe you will be raised straight from the dead

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

With the correct spelling here comes Sproutco
check it in MS word bitch, there's no typeO
I like your style it reminds me of myself
if you have a hot mom she's a milf
I don't think that rhymes necessarily
after I hide in the darkness i jump out scarily
Cuz I'm the jokester always trying to be noticed
cuz my penis is small and so is the scrotus
Bahaha I am too fuckin laugh out loud funny
I'm exiting stage right cuz the left is for dummies

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yo this is a double post but it's important
peeps are talking shit, a new ass hole they've torn it
If you cannot respect the fact that we're just having fun
then you should go outside and try to interact with everyone
This is like a stress reliever, i do it for the hell of it
i don't know if what I say is even partially relevant
to the real world, but you know what? I don't care
So if you hate this shit man it's cool, just don't dare
to talk shit about us cuz it makes us feel bad
We're lonely and isolated cuz we're just sad
Ha! that makes us sound quite pathetic
but your opinion is different from mine, it's called aesthetic

 

[James-Bong]

yo yo yo....it's 12:15 bro, i been drinkin on the soco
im pretty fucked up, i don't know how to stop,
I almost got stoped by the cops
Those fuckers are after me
but you know there never gonna be arrestin me
they be Testin me, they don't want me to get deadly
Im fuckin tore up...i feel like a dead fish on the shore......wassssup?

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

wassup? well not much and i'm that dead fish
that you spoke about in your rap, my name's trish
I used to be a hot salmon but now i'm dead
washed up on the shore, three cats I fed
They ate my dead body cuz they're my predators
felines eat fish with pretty toenails, pedicures

 

[glock23]

that's gotta be one of the strangest rhymes i've ever seen,
got me lookin at my weed like i smoked somethin destined for a fiend,
but nah i already know im smokin pure cambodian green,
i'm waitin for hurricane season to pass before I start some grass,
in the meantime im busy smokin, drinkin and chasin ass,
nothin like bein in the woods communing with nature,
up in the hills away from all the fuckin haters,
at my private grow spot where i grow pot,
try and creep on me and you might well get shot

 

[Guest]

That was just some mild shit? you didn't have to tell me
I'm the real jaw dropper. rhymes mo' heavy than an LB
Grammar's worse than Kelsey
Watch the threads I melt, G
Turn your toy SL into an LP
Made in China? Made in basements
Based on some Great Escape shit
slayin player haters
take your laser disk, erase it.
got you prayin to the pavment
releasin gangs of platelettes
you can think it, but dont you ever, ever say shit
without official clearance
make your appearance incoherant

blah blah blah...ended without any kind of ending..oh well...I think that's the first time I actually "battled" on here. Oh..and as far as the "asian" rhyme I made..I thought of making it "I swear to god I'm caucasian..but that was later..when it was already posted. You won't find me editing anything.

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Nice. You're on your way to a lyrical spirtual miracle
Cuz the only influences i have is Dr. seuss, mysterical
i just make up words when I damn well please
every two lines rhyme but don't hate, jeeze-louise
In Dr. Seuss The Lorax speaks for the trees.
I enjoyed his old avatar, speaking of him
Monty Python's enchanter is named Tim
old references like that easily gain attention
like a child speaking out, but recieving a detention
I'm super cool as I sit here and type rhymes
Some trees are oak while others are pines