Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Bravado!]

some people do some stupid things
some people live like kings
some people spit truth and love
and some people spit dirty lies
but i guess all of that is in your eyes
life can turn on a dime
caught in a random moment
split between whats right and wrong
life brings us down so we get high
no real answer to the question why
its just a feeling
its that one love that we all have for each other
united as one living as brothers
you may fight what we do but were all lovers
no one to blame, were all one in the same
just people trying to live life, trying to play the game

 

[Guest]

It's a Sunday morning in my wee town
and all last nite's ravers are coming down
to the ground u see from takin that e
thats shit's fucked up it dont apeel to me
i'd rather have a bit spillf of weed
filled with bubblegum or east cost sour d.

 

[Guest]

It's the grandmaster, ash catcher
motherfuckin hash bagger.
bowl to the match bastards
got you into mad laughter.
bud light, flood lights, drug pipes
cheeba
gmb be the double-cheese
eata
rep points, sess joints, anyway you cut it
I'll burn down an ounce of the skunky mcnuggets
it's not a freestyle if you ever hit the backspace
gmb is addin value to the ad space.
take your damn place
in this rat race of rappin
DF-dub born and raised man, what the fucks crackin...

I know it didn't really end on anything special but when I feel like I'm gonna sit here and think of stuff, I'd rather just stop.

 

[eatlikekings]

stoppin grabbin
whats the deal frodo baggins
no you see its cause its reality
noone said its really tight, but hey fuck it take a bit
yeah its cool i cant rhyme for shit
but im drunk and this shit is better than that flick
peace

 

[o.gkushowns]

cant sneak by me , Ive always got 1 eye open
try and jack me once and than your jaw is broken
nah I aint got what you crackfiends wanna be smokin
Red Leb and cured budz the only thing you should be tokin
..
Test me, arrest me, Ill be out on bail
head home wrap my bags, get my scale
roll a spliff, light it up and inhale
find yourself an inch away from being in jail
..
you can try and run but you will still fail
gonna crack ya head with a hammer and a nail
hydroponic chronic is whats on sale
Ill send yo mama love letters in the royal mail

 

[Guest]

but they dont get there cuz the postman failed
if he fucks up my seed-boo order he gets impaled
crush his fuckin head flat like a snail,
a little crunchy, little squishy, man that sucka was frail

next time, bring the true blue beans,
dj short,
joint project with chimera,
man you know what i mean

super crosses that'll stone up a fiend,
with a tolerance so high, he thought he was in a dream,
but na come back to earth that's just the bubba kush,
get ya hands slutty wet, 1 in the stink, 2 in the bush
THE SHOCKER!

 

[Guest]

I can't freestyle for shit but damn user name...your shit is sick.

 

[whiskeyriot]

i've got mountain dew, in a great big beaker.
sweet ass tunes coming outta my speaker.
i'd love to roll a joint and go and sit in the yard,
but i've got no money left from hitting it hard.
i dont like rap and i dont like hip hop,
so imma go and play counter strike to let this shit rhyme stop.

THANKYOU GOODNIGHT.

 

[Guest]

feel a need to share, in a world without care,
alienated by our peers
swollen eyes, and hearts that cry
about hiding our passions in fear
4 score and 7 clones ago the wind changed sound to some
and in a time, when all that rhymed,
was crunk junk cum drunk spit by the dumb
i had to assign, a strain in mind
to assist in my feeling numb
but the stress of the grow, begins to show
now im hopped up on kush and tums
bd

 

[Artie Lange]

just smoked bowl heres what im gunna do
gunna get hard at word on my c-22
come on the computer and spit sick when i smoke
goin to the skatepark tonight to catch my dick in spoke,ow

 

[sproutco]

I come to the tokers den to have some fun
Read threads by yummybud and laugh a ton
No weed now what a bummer
Its hot here cause its the middle of summer
You see I can't bust a rhyme like most of yall
Saw that nasty spill you took Artie when you fall (ouch)
That's it for now I will try later
Thanks for your understanding and not be a hater

 

[Artie Lange]

yo im not a hater just a chronic masturbater
fuck that shit,ill light a spliff an cya later

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

It's the next day after I made this post
Lurkin' around kinda like a ghost
My brain needs time for recovery
cuz it needs oxygen like someone smothered me
too much to smoke too much to drink
now i'm too broke and my breath stinks
and to top it off I have to work today
bitching and moaning doesn't disguise that it's gay
but at least I get weekly pay
the weekend is over for jam master J

 

[robobond]

yo check it. gonna burn some bud
giggle worse than elmor fudd
love the way it makes me feel
why's it illegal, whats the deal?

well Im certainly no up and coming free style rapper lol.

 

[Artie Lange]

robobond was brought back from the dead
007 got a bullet in his head
bought go blaze a vape full of herb
i like my cannabis shaken not stirred
booyah

 

[Guest]

you bitches need to step
your wack ass rhymes
smell like death
you know what this is,
this is the best
from new jerz
to way out west.
i'm the man of the hour,
turning my trees into flowers
doin my shit for the money
while i'm doing your girl,
like a bunny.
doing you're bitch
all night long.
doing her now,
while ya reading this SONG!
turn around quick
to see if i'm lying,
my seed on her face
and now you crying!
"you bitch why you cheat on me?"
i do it like you can't,
could it be a conspiracy?
she says i look good
kickin it in my hood.
po po sirens flying by
another mofo had to die.
this is how it is
around my way
live this life
every single day!
so if you feeling sick
stay in you're house
coming to new jerz
will turn a man into a mouse!

 

[Guest]

a man into a mouse
ima run up in yo house
ima smack you in the mouth
ima make you head south
ima make yo head bounce
when i come onto the scene
im smokin mad green
got chronic in my spleen
got haze in my genes(jeans)
got a blunt in my ear
the choke make you tear
its the dank of the year
you crooked ass queer
go grab me a beer
better get high life
so you can get right
this is the 'style of the night so
just dont put up a fight
ill be right back gotta turn on my mh light

 

[OzzBozz]

Yeah yeah

so i'm breaking bitches off
like it aint no thang
hitting switches
like it aint no thang
and as notorious as i be
i keep shit juicy like tang
ya know, that orange drink
yeah that shit you drank in junior high

Don't fuck cuzz you know you ain't gonna win
bitch, i keep shit real tight like it's a sin

 

[rusto]

baa im too high

 

[Guest]

keep it real, weed is sealed
in mason jars, blazin hard
takin charge, weight is large
bigger than a thai tree
hash is ivory
lungs just might be
black as ronald isley.
better sign me
rhyming, timing
god damn I'm vicious
got more game than the WGA bitches
kick it wicked, fixin to hit a midget with some licorice
got the sickest shit, picture this,
my innocent plant has been indigenous
for an in-bred line
I'll spend ten red dimes
to get some bud
even just a pin-head size.

blah blah...it started to get bad...