Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Guest]

Man, I'm the old Jim Jones, Follow me to Jamestown
Don't drink the punch? Man I'm down
Kool-Aid, 151 and a fifth of Crown
But it ain't grape - if any shit blows up, I'm down a fire escape
Bangin' my chest like the last great ape -
Darwin said my selection was all natural
But from what I've seen, none of it was factual
Actually man, It was all contractual
Sign a deal, get yer free meals
Wear that suit, man the now of it is real
But I still don't fuck around, I'm hard as steel
I still don't feel.

 

[Guest]

Meh, I can't flow. I'm weaksauce.

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

At least it rhymes as we buy dimes of limes
and do time and pay fines for our crimes


weee...the english language is fun

 

[Closet Funk]

He had the funk in the trunk
of the supersonicboobonic chronic that wasn't bunk
heres a chunk go ahead and take a puff
guarenteed to leave your dick in the dust
light green with pistols the color of rust
be careful with this shit so you don't get busted
keep it to yourself because knowone can be trusted

because loose lips sink ships like loose pussy lips sink dicks

 

[Guest423]

yo closet funk that rap was tight like a slam dunk
the kind that breaks the glass
kinda like my dank ass grass
the skunk that smells like the true funk
i also grow the kg like a true og
makin a cross that should be
some massive thunder skunk
don't drive with any in your trunk
the phenes on the block will pull their glock
if they smell the true dank while they smoke their rock
i'll hook you up if you can hold the spot
loose lips do sink the ships, don't let them loose pussy lips sink your cock
is that T2U....shit i thought it was 2pac

 

[rusto]

yo i might be feelin kinda cocky
playin with more beats than a dic jockey
in need of weed indeed until the limit i exceed
pray for a sack and say the apostles creed
this might be online and all and fun and games
some of you suck but im not here to say names
jam master jaco is the freestyle king so he claims
sip sack hit it back another one we pack
without rusto its like nic without the nac
but please obserb i rhyme absurb
the best rhymes on this board just occurred
when im finished ill have you clapping in envy and awe
side to side i have more lawsuits than harvard law
international cannagraphic is the site to be
we got so much traffic you need an suv
now its 4:20 and im out like a broken lamp
somebody beat this and ill crown them the champ

 

[Artie Lange]

im back now bitch, not for the fame or glory
how bout we start spittin while writing a story?

i grew up tough, livin with my vishous father
still he wasnt as strict as mr. and mrs. babba
nah that was a joke i talk dumb when i smoke
soon as the smoke rolls over my tongue and down my throat.

when it comes to genetics,forget it
my diesel will blow away your bullshit unleaded
im headed, straight to hell for this reefer i light
makes me crazy, like climin a tree for a kite , thats stuck o, oh fuck , i fell , oh well

 

[Blackstone]

I'll take one breath and inhale that whole crop
I love herb so much I can't fuckin stop
Legalize it so we don't have to fear the cop
Never stop gettin high til you reach the top

 

[Blackstone]

I wanna smoke diesel
til my eyes look Chinesel

 

[Guest]

Its been a short decemember
Not like that freak from the crows said
And if I remember that bitch deserves to be dead
Generation X, that bitch can't flex
Man I get all the sex and then I take the girls out for some tex-mex
That's steak burrito's bitch, and some salsa with the chips
Then we go back to my indoor pool, bitch is heated, for a little dip
Man don't trip, you know your girls suckin' on my tip
And if you don't back the fuck up, I'll let my fist rip
I'll give you a karate chop right in ya hip

 

[Blackstone]

I'm about to snap just give me a reason
Man I can't wait for harvesting season
the first frost comes those buds won't be freezin
Cuz they'll be in my bowl, my mind will be easin

 

[Guest423]

oh hip hop
i grow in a 3 gallon pot
not to impress
but for god to bless
big buds under my hps
big hits will expand your chest
you'll hack n cough so much you'll make a mess
even you will confess my dank is the best
more trichomes then the rest

deep cure, smooth smoke, smells spectacular
get your chick off me dog or i'll have to hit the back of her
face down ass up i'll hit it all night while puffin skunk
she said your grow skillz were bunk
10 yrs of growin and you still have no funk
better get your self a mail order bride you'll have more luck

 

[Blackstone]

T2U talkin about the skunk - that was a killer rhyme
I'm getting ready to spark it up and celebrate Miller Time
Much respect to the IC rhymers, this ones for Time2Unite
Smelly stinky green fill it up and I pass him the bowl to light

 

[Closet Funk]

High pressure sodium lights
massive colas of haze crossed with northern lights
the type of weed that has you high like kites
I think it's Time for all of us 2 Unite

Alright then! let's get this session crackalackin
give some time and you'll see plenty of money stacking
try to rip me off I see a pimp smacking
the potency in your weed is lacking

Not mine though, light green covered in snow
I call it dank but some call it dro
no dro in my jars though
she said I think it's about time to go

I said no! check out this sativa
when she saw these nugs she didn't want to leave
one smooth move like that and she's showing me her beaver
and they have the nerve to call me a underachiever

 

[Makavellian]

dude ya stupid, ya started this thread and now you gonna lose it
run a couple a miles smoke some bowls and then do it
you aint smokin, gotcha drink before ya popped it
gotcha glass in target, spotted and shot it
now ya left with a gram on the spot, the schwagg that u copped
i aint a bad man, but with that weed, you deserved to be popped
and im just bein nice, but sit tight, i dont wanna ruin your day
just think twice before ya check mics comin this way

 

[Guest423]

u got it right, i always say it's time 2 unite.
pass the bowl to your homie
if you got the dankest herb i hope you show me
just sit back and listen to the flow g

i hear all the talk about the kush
i just sit back and grow my strains like a bush
if you disrespect you could be danger
all i have to do is hit my boys on the pager
i know your mad because your sober
you don't want to see us rollin 6 deep in the range rover

oh shit sorry to stop the dance
but lights are almost out, i have to check on my plants
i'll pack the bubbler and dedicate to you my friend
i'm gone for now but this won't be the end

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Good gosh sir that was quite a blow
i'm upset and crying, you disturbed my flow
I'll just go and tell on you, snitches may get stitches
but I'll give you a super wedgie after I put you in wool britches
ouch that'd be itchy like ant covered bitches
And annoying like a computer game full of glitches
I'm gonna bounce now to my friend Mitch's
we're gonna play baseball, he'll throw pitches
Then I'll pay you 5 bucks to help us dig ditches

That sounds like fun, a plan no less!
digging ditches helps me relieve my stress
What am I gonna rhyme next? it's everyones guess.
As you see my talent get less and less
and I turn away reporters from the press
cuz I'm the rhyming monster of Loch Ness

 

[Artie Lange]

youre a monster all right , and not a cookie
your a kush smokin,dick suckin,faggot ass wookie
lookie, i think you mistook me
for someone being serious
hash oil makes me delirious
not sure why im rappin,i think the weed made it happen
if life was a boat nigga id be the captain

MC bologna tits

 

[Makavellian]

awww shitss
i can flow all day im like a broken faucet
always runnin thru ya noggin like a vegger room in ya folks'es closet
you know i dominate when i aint gotta break
80 jsut to get an eighth,
i got my own cannibus makes and it hurts ta say
these shady sneaks around the way hustlin the dirt just to make their pay
even tho its the fiends that seem pave the way
gotta shuffle round the meds to the callers
there aint no laws or standards to be ballahh

 

[Guest]

i wake up every morning and im out of my mind/ cant find my pipe or the lighter am i going blind? or just trippin i dont give a fuck im givin all this doh and u fuckers better know not to trust no hoes/ theyll striaght play you turn your ass into the old you and humiliate you bitch u kno wut they goin to do/ lifes all fucked up and yet im still breathin got diamonds on my neck and im acheivin the highest of all highs / thats right im straight fucked up off the 211 and chronic i got there quicker