Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[elevation]

You won't go any further than a stone's toss.
fo sho, boss

word is bond never wanna run across
a strapped villain ready to floss
bullets loaded top of the clip
main mission is make blood drip
it aint even bout no blood or crip
takin it to the personal level homie cant grasp
how one could take a simple rant past
communication into decimation
causin vocal intimidation
police nowhere to be found no ambulance racin
just blasted in the back 4 shot deep torso wounds
end of the story watch who you stroll to

 

[Guest]

I'm sick of all the media hype
I drink my vodka mixed with pedialyte
fuck it, buddy bring me the light
I'm having problems sleeping at night

keeping it right

 

[I Used To Grow]

prisoner of doom sitting in my room
extremely sharp instruments
flashing bright signs city of the future
secret code warriors conduct predatory instincts
sitting in my room experementing with Satans offspring
final destination make place in Heaven
this is why we embrace it riders on the storm
each breath is like a hologram leaving something beautiful
Shelbe coming around the mountain when she comes to this rhyme in time
u will see it was always meant to be

 

[Wisconsinsmoker]

if anyone would like to hear my music refer to this link

http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=57653

 

[Guest]

yo i'm back like vertebrae,
i'd prefer u to refer to me as sir today
i'm the best u disagree u'd better learn to pray
treat you in a disconcerting way
cuz that is all u desereve u gay
not that i'm homophobic
but admit u prefer step-aerobics

 

[easyskanking]

I got that silver queen that arjan haze that hindu kush baby
we be rolling down south D town is our hood
that 843 will come and hit you up like you never thought we would
man that weed we be smoking get us high as kite.
cause you know da best weed in the south come from that 843

 

[elevate]

roll up the kush
make a funny face
fuck george bush
it's time to replace.

drivin in my car
street wet, late at night
watch out for 5-0
blunted up, make a right

(he) followed me off
fishin for fright
no probable cause
bitch... I know my rights

thats all for now....

 

[Guest]

Oh shits. Man I miss my old clique
We used to roll spliffs in Oak Cliff
we used to sco' bitch with yo' rent
we used to blow snow with old bro's that rolled whips
Hit up the weed spot drive-thru
The government lied to you
Give the right dude 35 to life but five'll do
They're calling it reform, I'm causin a seed storm
never seen some green trees like these before
Never shot the breeze with OGs packin G's to score
Never rolled a G series, bitch please, I'm poor.
Seize the floor, sir you now have five minutes
Rhyme sickness. Need time to find the lime spinach
Spend dimes to get mines, then I'm in it.
Make blind kids twitch they're eyes, now I'm finished.

 

[Yummybud]

smokin ma joint, gettin high and shit.
my poo is all dry and shit
smelly poo all ova ma shoe
what's up with that, it's all coo coo and shit.
so I'm running around making tracks of poo.
but don't worry miss its all coo.
better watch out cus I'm running with poo.
don't slip on my poo cus that ain coo.

 

[WeedMan90.OG 01]

I broke my last slide, so I went to grab a new one at the gas pipe/
That was last night, I'm the type to fuck your girlfriend in the ass with a mag light/
Skate on her wetness while she rides on my half pipe/
She got hit in the head with a shovel because that pussy wasn't half-tight/
You make her take a bath right?/
Now I've caught disease/
Cuz yo I'm like easy-e, I'm fucking your girlfriend on my DVD/

 

[WeedMan90.OG 01]

BUMP, come on people, keystyle.

 

[Guest]

If you see me, you don't need a super hard stare
wanna see my stash? Better know computer hardware
Over stocked, over clocked, smoking lots
broken pots and pans, mini vans wearin polka dots
Bloke, you lost, you're done, you can't see me.
In my compaq, I'm burnin more than CDs
Trimmin off the weed leaves, make myself a green tea
Please believe I spits kif when I sneeze, G.

 

[Delta9-THC]

If you can live , live

If you can live , live

so you cats all think that your poppin and crippin ...
these places I go will catch you all slippin

I been seen all the things you idolise "n:gga put yo clip in"
and there aint nothing glamorous in watching him die
or having to understand that shit all is a lie
but you could stand there
right ?
looking straight in his eyes

bet your the type who lives at night slingin from the shadows
wake up little man its not for sale and your hanging from the gallows

a way to make yourself feel like your gonna have riches
or over extend your power for money and b"tches

like your the new james brown or nina simone ..
how 'bout making up a style thats orig. your own?

instead of re-releasing something we all heard
about flipping the bird and how your vebs hit the curb
or the corna
in a coma
psycotic
like alieness
isnt it time you took off your dress?

blue or red
your both dead and you accept it
understand I overstand your negative perspective

but you can never take away whats rightfully mind
I'll be here in the corner from quarter to nine
or was that qaurter to eight you dont want to be late
if your coming to my place and you want a debate
a debate about what
understand where it stops
or you'll have to listen to the sound of the water drops

I know you dont understand
standing there all confused
but I'll shit on you is just a gimmick for the abused


underneath all your bedroom gangsta
and the musical pranksta
please believe I lived through most of
your glitter and glamour

the things your see in your dreams whilst your stutter and clammer
to the top
theres a drop
far down the otherside
so please try to make sure you watch your self slide
lifes absurd
make no difference
and I guess Im right
this morning I got your mom in the pillow bite
wanna fight ?
little kid please stay in your place
I got the laser beam shining at you about to erase

whats left of your image
when you cant front me
left just babbling in a corner
to ideology

so if this place is filled with trolling and flamers
theres just a little boy screaming
"but I wanna be famous"

if your serious
you'd realise this line aint for you
or the people reppin 215 or all of your crew

this shits for me
here
to say
whatever the f"ck I like
so take a step back
sit down


drop
the
mic

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Jam master in the hizzle!

Jam master in the hizzle!

Yo I spill milk on my leather pants so I can be tighter
my bic was in the pockets so can I borrow your lighter?
I like to smoke and drink milk when I'm playing Street Fighter
next I'll author your unauthorized biography cuz I'm a sweet writer
Oh by the way you're fat daughter's a biter
We already went to court, I had to indict her
I've still got bruises from our New Year's all nighter


I can't think straight unless I'm in the mood
like a drunk dude whose jokes come off rude
as soon as I jump up on stage I promptly get booed
as if I were in Temple and exclaimed "I've been Jewed!"
I'm sorry to offend, I didn't mean to be lewd
but my hilarity button is stuck, it got glued
I check out books and don't get them renewed
when the library finds out I'll surely get sued

OHhhhhhhhhhhh snap

 

[Delta9-THC]

so , jam master lets just spit it till the sun goes down ...
and dont be calling me out
I aint no clown
but I got a red nose and some bulging eyes and um,
a flower that squirts water
better yet I just hypnotize

so now look down at my shoes and they're oversize?

divine
intervention is what you'll now get
it those harsh reality's
like Im breathing on oxyacete~
and your left gazing at the stars now theres no oxygen left

you got gimmicks like leather pants and drink moo juice
well I got some buds from my plants and a poor excuse
for a ryhme
so let me say it one more time

word for word
ounce for ounce ....... lets bounce ,
jet or step acros the planet
an I know that your reading this and here smoke some cabbage : )
V V V

 

[Trees McGee]

Holla at me, the sincerest form of flattery
Imtimidation, imitation, whats a matter with me
Actually, like science quite factually
So much bud I'm a weed factory
Its a catastrophy
A bong blast from me
Have ya fucked up longer then this song way past repeat
Continual motion like the earth is shiftin
the hash is the rippin
the buds box be siftin
mix the hash with the weed take a rip an ya trippin
last week i started coughin, weed skills must be slippin
my trainin regiment, is like the cup at the end of it
that weed can get me higher than the loot i mighta spent on it

word

 

[Guest]

yo i'm back like vertebrae,
i'd prefer u to refer to me as sir today
i'm the best u disagree u'd better learn to pray
treat you in a disconcerting way
cuz that is all u desereve u gay
not that i'm homophobic
but admit u prefer step-aerobics

continuation:

yeah i prefer step aerobics
done by chicks who dont eat donuts
they prefer a real man like uncle sam
with metal on his grill and a blunt in his hand
filled with holy, clone only, l-eetest strain
not the beasters lookin like a hairball pulled from a drain
this right here is the answer to cancer
my tongue moves so right and it aint even a dancer

 

[Guest]

I broke my last slide, so I went to grab a new one at the gas pipe/
That was last night, I'm the type to fuck your girlfriend in the ass with a mag light/
Skate on her wetness while she rides on my half pipe/
She got hit in the head with a shovel because that pussy wasn't half-tight/
You make her take a bath right?/
Now I've caught disease/
Cuz yo I'm like easy-e, I'm fucking your girlfriend on my DVD/

continuation:

dvd what man that shit was weak
i use it as a target while im taking a leak
your 5 day forecast as a mc looks bleak
im similiar to mistah fab i got the gift of gab
my lines are something that you wish you had
but this is all me as seen on ic
yo get back at me if your a battler b
just dont forget im a mike handler see?

 

[ElDust]

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

 

[Guest]

A summary of society with my thumb-rule
Take a hundred random people and put'em in a room
Don't matter where or if they went to school
Only twenty are conscious the other eighty are fools

Fools think they playas, they don't even know they're not
They just rats in a maze, they ain't callin the shots
Now playa versus playa, the game is on
The board is set, I'm usin' you like a pawn

...

I hit this west side rap scene
Like I was a crack fiend
I steal yo mic and hawk it
The mixer, I'm pawn shoppin' it
I do anythin to get my lyric fix
I mow yo lawn wash yo windows
But I don't suck dick

Yeah you know
that I'm the real fo sho
I go sore elbows
slangin too many kilo-oh-ohs

...

I kill the lights,
n' creep up on ya incremental
Then swing right,
Consequences incidental
No legal fight,
All evidence circumstantial

Girl that feels nice,
n' ya play'n me like a fiddle
Now hold tight,
while I zigzag up the middle
We go all night,
baby ya hot - off the griddle