Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Guest]

continuation:

yeah i prefer step aerobics
done by chicks who dont eat donuts
they prefer a real man like uncle sam
with metal on his grill and a blunt in his hand
filled with holy, clone only, l-eetest strain
not the beasters lookin like a hairball pulled from a drain
this right here is the answer to cancer
my tongue moves so right and it aint even a dancer

after reading your bitches
my jock certainly itches
you're now on my shit list
gonna burn you like witches
as my lyrical scriptures
got u against the wall like pictures

thought i'd drop a line at work
while i have some time

-some time to kill
i work in a cut-throat industry
theres no more blood to spill
untill you make it to the top
after sellin a mil
and everyones after you
and your verbal skill
but im a pro...........ive got my liscense to ill

same as the beasties but that aint me
been here fo a minute, cant you see
remain here for this instance of do re mi
thats the last ounce of rhyme out of this og

u a bong ripper well i'm a thong sniffer

 

[smellthefunk420]

this is the first time my white ass has rapped

yo yo homie, this is rugged shit - I eat pizza pizza -
Up in here.. and then go meet ya, fo a drug deal! up in here! hollar

YOU THINK YOUR COOL - SPITTIN' OUT YOUR STOOL, YOU FUCKING COCK, GO AND FUCK A SOCK.. I HATE YOUR FUCKIN GUTS, YOU DIRTY CREAMPIE SLUT

I MADE THIS SHIT RIGHT UP, YOU STUPID DIRTY SLUT - NOW OPEN UP YOUR HOLE, SHOW ME THAT LARGE MOLE

I'm a VERY RELIGIOUS GUY, RAP HAS TAKEN OVER MY SOUL, I POKE MY DICK IN THE MOLE

THE GONORRHEA BURNS LIKE HELL, I JUST CAN'T SPELL - THE HATRED FOR YOUR FUCKING MANKIND- IT'S BURNING UP MY HIND - IN THE REAR END. HOOT HOOT

 

[smellthefunk420]

Ass or elbow?


I've been puttin my white ass on the street now, in the public eye, my oh my

I gotta watch my white step, i might get off the hook

GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS, I FEEL LIKE A RAPPIN' SNIP SNIP SNAPPIN'

I DON'T GOT THE RESPECT, TO CUT YOUR FUCKING NECK. YOU LITTLE PUSSY, ILL RAPE YOU WITH A VACUME CLEANER - TILL THE BLOOD FILLS THE FILTER

THEN ILL RAPE YOUR FUCKING FACE- LIKE GEORGE BUSHES HATE

THIS WASN'T ME RAPPING, OR SNIP SNIP SNAPPING - ITS NOT HAPPENING

 

[smellthefunk420]

George bush's hate, is America's future fate!
This monkey is out of office, as soon as next year - Let's have a fucking beer

And a marlboro too, because i'm rebel trailer living

 

[DimeBag65]

all you hoes talkin up like you somethin bigger,
bust out these flows while i itch on this fuckin trigger,
i stack change while u sit and try to figure: why your bitch left,
not like a large time theft, packed her bags to ditch u fags, like shittt your grow lags.

they come to my door always wantin more, like please sir can i cum on your floor?
im no 24 hour store, but ill penetrate your girl to the core.
u fuckin whore not knowin when to ditch out for the score, layin wait to grab your stash and disappear like a flash but the bitch even missed your cash, but went straight for the ball o hash.

CF needs to hear about the pimpilation for the nation and get out for some fornication,
straight pussy pumpin, 15 inch subs bumpin, ballin outa control thats how it rolls, wood grain grippin, purple syrup sippin, this mescaline got me trippin while im hittin this kotton kandy kush just rippin.

government knows best act, shittt is that a fact?
democracy my ass, they say why not show some class?
white collar just an illusion to make em shut up and not hollar.

abide by laws with flaws, lockin up citizens with no ends, fuckin up their life, adding extra strife, bustin up a family and there went the wife.

kinda got side tracked, but all this shit is wacked, and i know this all for a fact not quite sure how to react: like u signed your freedoms over in a contract.

politicians about money and greed, shittt motha fuckaZ i just wanna smoke some goddamn weed, thats all i pleed about what happened after i planted a seed.

im all about growin up these trees, but before u had a chance your on your knees,
judge talkin bout how u gotta pay all these fees like bitch please:suck these.

Peace, Dime

(anything said is all in good fun and for shits and giggles) ( but seriously FTFs)



This was an old one already posted from last year, but i got a kick out of it... >>>

 

[Guest]

shut your fuckin hole,
the demise of your gene-pool is the goal,
take u down like the south-pole,
so get diggin like a mole
and don't get funny or spit out your dummy sonny
cuz u ain't on the money,
u got no bread cuz that shit is crumby

 

[Guest]

don't tempt me to leave ya jaw empty
or you won't see past the next 420
I take big hits off the roor plenty,
so u better understand that before entry
cuz i'm dedicated to gettin medicated
got that shit that'll leave u stiff like u meditated,
so celebrate it, or elevate it otherwise it's a wrap like cellophane is
got it on lock like metal chains bitch
everywhere i go it's the same shit
always gotta skool some lame kid
if only he knew what his brain did
but he probably would've fainted
from the picture that i painted
lifes a little less tainted
when me and the 'erb get aquainted

 

[OG bub]

good stuff folks!
Im gonna send my buddy cannapolis here. hes got some nice rhymes.

Peace, bub.

 

[Guest]

shut your fuckin hole,
the demise of your gene-pool is the goal,
take u down like the south-pole,
so get diggin like a mole
and don't get funny or spit out your dummy sonny
cuz u ain't on the money,
u got no bread cuz that shit is crumby

your genes are no safer b
i raped your gene ool with my yellow p
blunt in my hand
wrapping some tree

if you want to take this across boarders
we can go to where theres iraqi missle hoarders
hunkered in corners who are 1 man destroyers
tell em that your bush
while puffin some kush
turn your body into
a puddle of mush

 

[I Used To Grow]

speaking of genes, yours are so tight I just might hire a dike
to lick them off you in spite
spit out your jizz and send you to prizz
unnnn...dun dun dun dunn...look who's back
with a fatter sack
put your shit on the rack cuz you a nutsack and I'm the dick
you little prick
I have my girl eat you for three days and kill you 3 ways
put down my .38 special and welcome to the hellhole you little dike
you like Rosie O'Donnel when she fucking Chris O'Connel in the butt
but..you just might fuck hilton in the hotel
can you tell?
who's fuckin who with that tome Cruise dildo
3 inches is what you holdin you dillhole
so step back and watch as as I dictate your fate
get your hands off my plate and put the beer down you clown
you get clowned every day so jump in my pile of hay and jack off to pictures of Christina Aguilera while I scare ya
don't stop until you....com..cu com...com
to the westside bow down to no man cuz there's too much pride
I steps in the door and I said it b4 you just a little whore
so I bows down no more
keep it real b cuz you aint me and I aint you
I'm just a funky ass jew who's on my way and I say
keep sprayin that shit you talk while I spark and bark
up a tree is where you bee pissin in a cup lickin on a cunt
real gs don't run fast so you best step back b4 your bitch I smack
keep it gangsta is how I flow and you know I beez the best on these boards
take no prisoners like Bush..but fuck him and fuck you too tryin to dis a jew
laughable and I garner applause from all yallz

 

[DimeBag65]

SKS relievin my stress, u fuck with the best ur gonna get 2 to the chest, fuck your bullet proof vest i strap bullets that rip through your flesh. you motha fuckaZ smokin that stress i take your bitch and leave a stain on her dress :

rollin up that blunt like your G but u just paid a fee, shiit i get that shit for free. why you playa hatin im just sittin, waitin on dem trees while you a buncha plottin thievin G's. i lay low as i write this flow didnt know that smoke wasnt indo but leo takin you down to the floor like u some criminal whore.

u claimin dank that shit aint even stank, growin that bammer and u still ended up in the slammer. u bustin up rocks while im blowin smoke from these glocks: u thought u real now your facing your court appeal with no possible deal now the DA sayin its for real:


( im a rock and metal listener.. but used to mess around flowin with a few buddies. ne ways im bored and hopped on here for a sec Peace.)


PS: this is another one from last year, just fuckin around and does not have anything to do with me in particular.

 

[cannapolis]

caution cause I got more game than monopoly Im fulfillin a prophecy-
quite possibly its the philosophy, of much luv for cannology-

yall know it n probobly if ya see me u not not gettin faded its hash-
...... so come melt with the best in this class... get smash!......

N now check on ya cough-
we tha best-
from the north side you know the JACK got the frost-
n the makinest boss-
show respect for the blue bud when he kick back n juss toss.

cause burnaz from the north gotta put down every day- all day-
anyway, 25 u without you or u can pay! fuck I play-
I wont charge u shit man that cut is gay,
n by the way u bout ta be fucked up the resta today...
now you say:

 

[bigsmoke386]

im stuck in the bricks with nowhere to go, all i got is my bubba and a little bit of snow, my friend is locked down and hes not gettin out, so lets all flip raw and get out of the south,cause it aint no fun and its all k sprayin, thats why i got my pine all the time where im stayin

 

[cannapolis]

I feel ya pain brutha- we gotta look out fer ona nother
get caught with ya pants down one time these days n you tha sucka-

in the square thinkin bout missin family thankin god for ya life-
but where the fuck is my food where the fuck is my weed n where the Fuck is my Pipe!!

scratch tha yola game I sold the cane now I just need nug ta fold the pain-
rollit mang dont be holdin mang see how we wrote up n sold tha game-
we be flowin bang never holdin thangs we got chicks that be throwin flames-
...2 phillies 2 bags 1 splitta- n we can blow the same.. n carry off them dames..

now take it over mang:

 

[PhillyPride]

look, stop, and listen
who is knocking on the door?
Is it some jehovas witness
Nah just Bass rattlin your teeth like a dentist
I need Everything NOW we aint got no pensions
a wild environment with soo many demensions
young boys itching with heavy metal toys
there is no room for being shy and coy
Fireworks everyday but it aint July 4th
its a creepy hood sport
a game full of lames
with no direction and no aim
I want peace of mind but no fame
just to grow as they are but still keep things the same
Mary Jane has given me my focus
and no you cant slow this
Out the depths of the fire
I have forged this desire
truth sirum for you liar
I picked you apart like a pair of pliers
Survived the war and washed up on the shores
I have nothing to prove but still need to make moves
trust me friend it would be hard to walk in these shoes
to some a celebrity though most have no clue
it is what I do I do the Do
dont have a crew but can form a dream team
a true shape shifter I belong to any scene
straight off the block,
to a Rave
to a Phish concert
to the Roc
Hood cat with stock and real estate
you have to assimilate in order to debate
No superhero I dont have a cape
from the land of bape and air force ones
walking the streets with both kings and bums
we dont want preachings from Revran Run
We get our teachings in real life under gods SUN
This plant has helped focus my mind
now my physical isnt caught up in the grind

 

[I Used To Grow]

knock knock who's there? it's a whore
and it's your moms
I came to drop bombs like hiroshima
this rap is coming to you from Iwojima
I'm an instigator 380 slug penetrator
I'm a g been known to cause trouble for known haters
A real cowboy don't smoke
He takes tokes
under the sun having fun while you're out with your "locs"
I crease up my Dickies and put my Red Sox hat on
I pull up on you and your moms smoking a bong
Say, "can i have a hit?", that shits the shit
Ain't nothing trying to stop me from copping a G6
been known to coquer Zelda in less than 4 hours
knocking over a stack of towers
like the world trade time to get paid
blow up on the mic then I get laid
I'm out...like a light time to fight for your right to....
hit you in the chin throw up on u with Kalua and Gin
i cant stop flowin
I can't stop growin
cream of the crop sticky from the bottom to tha top
i listen to dre all day thats all I do
I love my niggas but I'm a straight jew
got a girl that will do anything for me even buy me herb then rub my back
been in 5 car wrecks
can't stop living till i die so best believe ima try
stock in apple this year ima buy
ill get by even if it means Ima die
get rich or die trying thats right fiddy
no not like p diddy he's shitty he's from the east the beast
the west is where it's at so Rest In Peace

Hops

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hip_hop_DJs_and_producers#H

 

[I Used To Grow]

fuck freestylin im straight wylin
straight eyin the guy who's starin at my girl
stick his head in the toilet bowl
im in the hole, mentally unsound, unbalanced
I'll take the challenge to the throne
give me my bone or ill bite you
i'm too tired to rap, this is crap I need a weed nap

Hops

 

[Dr. Haze]

I'm fuck'n nutz, cashews, but I'm so DC like Phat shoes. I skate away like "later dudes". Never get caught baby I'm mashed potato smooth!

 

[Makavellian]

yo, i blow smokes like a chimney, the whole house on fire and they comin to get me, weed leaves still on the carpet, the trees done got me smellin me armpits, got the stank of dank on me, im fleein the streets with cop cars trailin, i climb trees , hop back alleys and streets, finda key beneath rags too raggedy, kick in the do', scramble thru some old clothes, push aside the tivo to expose the backyard window, hop out, play the great escape? no i trail away, in garments that say mr exposé, a pig out of line, i show em my behind, am i bein too kind, no i flashed the other side, screamin come get me! the kid got balls, from this one to that wall, leo in awe, leo and all, tryin to get mister flashy panties, but he dashin dandy, cuz thats how i roll in these urban Andes

 

[DimeBag65]

urban Andes, more like suburban panzies, when the cops yellin get on your hands please you gotta run straight with these G's and makes your steps with ease. Shots fire in the night, but you pussies throw up your hands without a fight, like you dont even relize your plight: gotta ditch to the side and blast fast or you endin up down on the ground and be remembered less than the past, or is the concept to vast: fuck the past im in it for the future, bullet wound in my side makin me feel like i need a suture, blood in my hands like its bout time to seizure. Grip your smith and wesson, but i know your still stressin, the blood pumpin might teach you a lesson, but your vessels still compressin, im not messin.. this is your body, not mine thats never gonna be found, im straight chill bound and keep my head to the ground listenin for the footstep sound, before the next round you better find a hiding spot or your gonna end up 10 feet deep in a plot yeah thats the spot now spark that damn joint and smoke some pot!

ok that one wasnt that great but im ripped and completely fuckin around... been a damn long time since iv done up any of these.

also Mak, not aimed at you just trying to pick up where you left off...

Happy smoking