Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[TrichomusCaesar]

you best show some respect
before you get chin checked
decked
like a fuckin homeless bum
smoking meth and gettin wrecked
I'm crush your limey ass
cuz I'm the fuckin caesar
seein you six feet under
is the only way to please her
by her...I mean that bitch you call your fuckin wife
cuz being with you
is like having a fuckin disease for life

 

[Guest]

You need to read a grow thread
you motherfuckin hose head
GMB is here to damage ya
from Texas up to Canada
Eyes redder than the Panama
Running closets like a janitor
Didn't have to spend no G's
to get the M.O.D.
Thanks to our friend OldPink
I got me 10 whole seeds
Great germ ratio
quit practicing fellatio
you need to get a lady, bro
and count for days the ways I smoke.

 

[Guest]

Oh man I'm half blasted
Aint smoked hash since the time I last had it
rhymin grass addict. Flying past planets.
dimes are fat, damnit, and I'm doin my thing
ruin your name. Who put this fuckin dude in the game?
here's a clue to retain: I watch discovery channel instead of mtv
stands for "mo' television", so I can Pimp This Tree
Get rich cheap and buy sime real sick seeds.
Kill this beat, I wanna listen to some techno.
Wait a second..heck no. I had it..I forget, though
Headin to a threshold. The Mexican sess you sold
was so good that it was edible.
Kept it in the crisper with my vegetables
Down to make a salad with my medical

 

[Guest]

u better run like DMC
cuz i be seein shit like DMT
u want me to ghost write for you just pm me
cuz ur more worthless than a lotto with free entry

 

[HYDROJUNKIE]

hydro steps in the class to take ya'll to school
you aint heard of me shit you must be a foo
listen up close cuz ima bout to explain
how to pop a seed and git yo money main

so stop all these flows cuz the shit's soundin wack man
nigga please yall some grasshoppers that cant take the rock out my hand
ok stop sit down heres the lesson, try to rob me you'll get the smith and wesson
oh, bet you thought you were ready to learn,but for me to spit my skillz yo that shits gotta be earned

so the next time you feel like you wanna join my class
no tuition needed just bring some grass
and if you show up with no bud to smoke
get ready for the headlock bitch cuz you about to choke.

 

[Guest]

....

 

[HYDROJUNKIE]

Biftaman, yo is that all you got?
your skillz are dead son ima find them a plot
betta get back,listen up cuz im bout to lay the track
to this dope flow that sounds like a lyrical slap
in tha face,..yo what a disgrace
that shit you call weed
is smellin like hay
you better go back home and pay attention to the grow
cuz I be the masta of this sinsemilla dro
superior qaulity seedless
you niggas cant tease us
its the best shit around
5 g's a pound
but fools dont trip cuz im about to take a rip
off this big ass bong
that puts an end to my song

 

[Popeye]

this thread used to be magic, now it seems like its cursed
every time i read it , it just seems to get worse
listen to me, you know im not dissin you g
jam master jacob's name is missin a b
spittin for free, dog you dont need a coupon
treat you like a retards wheelchair, you'll get pooped on

 

[Yummybud]

yo its da yummybud
don't think you can smoke my bud
I'll smack you and make you smoke my bud.
you know what I'm talkin about.
yo

I've been pimpin the lady's, since the mid 80s
I got a myspace page, hanging out with da hommies
I ride the bus in style, 50 inch wheels, bitch you can't beat that.
Got a celly with a ring tone, always talkin with da hommies on the phone.
don't even look at me funny, I'll tell my mom
she'll slap you in the face like my little brother Tom.

Yo, I make threads faster than than a hurricane
My words will blow you away like Katrina.
don't give me negative K, bitch I'll make pay.

you know what I"m talkin about, yo.

It's all science and shit.
Who needs history and algebra.
I told da proffessa, see you lata
I"m takin pimpin 101, fool and you can't stop me , haha.

pimpin life is 24/7, don't even have time fo 7/11.
you what I'm talking about, yo
peace out.

 

[Popeye]

yummybud ,yummybud ,when will it end
every one of your threads is " i have no friends"
no one likes you dude, they just show sympathy
excuse me when i slap you, thats just the pimp in me
you want people to like you heres some advice
slit your fucking wrists with a rusty knife
i must be trife.
so while i sit here and toke this spliff
i fantasize bout you doing a swan dive off of a cliff
i need to re light my shit so popeye can smoke again,
congrats bitch, you're the laughing stock of the tokers den

 

[HerbChillin04]

Lyrically I'm super fucken vicious
My peeps be packin bowls that are chronically delicious
And to all the fucken haters that would doubt me
you all dont know a single mother fucken thing about me
Growin up in Baltimore from rags to riches
A city filled with broken dreams and ungranted wishes
Used to move the kindbud from Jamaica
Until a fucken snitch wearin a wire assisted the stakeout

 

[Yummybud]

oh palease

 

[Guest]

fool u better behave, don't let me get depraved
you'd just beg for us to go our separate ways,
your the most unfortunate person i met this day,
i thought this thread had potential how did it get this way?

 

[TokenBlackGuy]

this is just my hook.. it will be on myspace one day...lol

we got two case of the shit called Tron
Bitches understand they aint going home
We got a keg for the freaks of the Natty Light
Now you understand why these white kids fight
We got too many bitches in the back of the coupe
understand why, we be smoking like snoop ( kush)

This aint a party song
just a song to get yo groove on ( say what)

Hopped in the blazer lookin all slick
Passenger ask if she can suck my dick
Said go ahead but i dont trick
got a wad of cash and she wont see shit
shes a cum guzzlin gutter slut livin with her mother
TBG is one bad motherfucker (shut yo mouth)

it will be a hit..lol

 

[TokenBlackGuy]

I rap for the cheese, you rap for the verse
u tryin to be lyrically, then you shit wont disperse
tryin to be subliminally is the worst curse
take a look at Nas, couldnt sell 1 mill, while akon gettin all the raw deals
bitches buy albums, gangstas cop bootlegs
so who the hell do think is gettin all the checks
so ill make my party hits, while you try to spit
atleast you had some potential but u still livin in a rental

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

hi i'm back i've been really busy
too much stress my heads gettin dizzy
man too many rhymes i'm not in the mood
gamble with Bernstein and i'll just end up jewed
quit smoking for a bit but my brains gonna crack
actually i never quit i've just been busy but i'm back

 

[cooked cook]

(busted this one to the beat of the Dogg Pound's "I don't like to dream about gettin paid")

Sittin at the desk here, tryin to type some words.
But online my words don't get heard.
Just an average-ass grower with sub average cash,
wanna smoke much bud and get smashed by some hash
Tryin to stay low key and not attract attention
cuz in this state, I'd get 10 years detention
I aint tryin hurt no one, just tryin to tryin to get high
maybe make a couple bucks so I can get by
They said "your such a smokeass"
I said "don't doubt it"
I'll just hit this spliff and just think about it...cuz
(sing it, Nate Dog)
I just like to dream about gettin blazed
I just like to dream about gettin blaaaazed

 

[Wisconsinsmoker]

writing to a three six beat.. some hard shit...


this the end of you suckas and mother fuckers will love us
cuz im smooth like butter when i go up in ya mother..
show no love for your brother show no love to your cousins
and i show no love for you, mother fucker..
this be the end of the hatas the end of traditors
the end when i send the cap peelin tracers..
n your body in your basement, and my shotty in the case n
then you rotting in the basement n your tryin to be brave n
you cant help yourself and you cant get help
when i pull my book of rhymes off the shelf.....
and my rhymes will be felt.. dont be lying to yourself
just be dying to know that you cant be yourself
you just gotta be like me, always wanna strike me
always wanna bite me but never wanna fight me
always pullin pussy shit, always drivin pussy whips
always trippin over shit when your tryin to be slick
got a blunt to my lips im just tryin to get lit
and your always askin for it, tryin 2 much shit...
drinkin omn the henny and sippin on the remy
trippin like a mother fucker droppin a like a penny
on to the floor, im ready for war
im ready to peel caps spread all on the floor..
im floatin to the sky from the endo when im high...
my eyes all glazed and mother fuckers wonder why

 

[ElDust]

yo jigga my ligga
they call me tony tiger
its great

 

[Guest]

Don't want to hear your retarded lecture
about a party record
your shit is hardly better
than when my Bacardi's measured
like I'm Emeril. BAM. Straight subliminal
I'm a criminal. Call me Seminole
Cherokee, Apache. Try & catch me.
You're a catastrophe. From me you gets apathy
Load hits from the gravity bong & have it be strong
You might write but you have to be wrong
You did your thing and those posts should be deleted
you're all depleted, and don't make me repeat it.
Wrung out like you're Spongebob
The fire i got makes your lungs raw
fuck y'all. I do it stone sober or throwed off
it's yo' loss. so sick I got a cold cough
You won't go any further than a stone's toss.
fo sho, boss