Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[chizzleonetime]

yo biftaman u a shirtlifer damn
u couldnt lift a gram nevermind a key
am never gonna find a g on i c
i see the score im the only 1 on tour
ya couldnt tear tp nevermind me
you wouldnt find me cos am just 2 raw
if u dont know who's who better recognize
i ll lay u down like law re- noun for the rude boy vibe
they call u bluetooth cos ya arse gets rinsed all night
all right am the typical hysterical lyrical master
what u gonna do when am on ya chest like plaster
will need a miracle at ya best i confess
best stick to ur dress cant pass the test
with tha man thats restless come near me ya must have a deathwish
yesdis is that lyrical rage i come for the rave come to get paid
u come for the raids ya come 2 get bummed wiv aids
ive dug u a hole im handin out spades 6 feet deep
bury ya but naa need no blade
will chew ya like a pitbull terrier
body in the trunk then i get out the area

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I post before I sleep, my lyrics dig down deep
when I pass the ladies bathroom I sneak a peep
In other words I'm being a perverted creep
I smell tampons, the ones that seap
and uhh....whoa....censor myself *beep*

 

[Guest]

yo biftaman u a shirtlifer damn
u couldnt lift a gram nevermind a key
am never gonna find a g on i c
i see the score im the only 1 on tour
ya couldnt tear tp nevermind me
you wouldnt find me cos am just 2 raw
if u dont know who's who better recognize
i ll lay u down like law re- noun for the rude boy vibe
they call u bluetooth cos ya arse gets rinsed all night
all right am the typical hysterical lyrical master
what u gonna do when am on ya chest like plaster
will need a miracle at ya best i confess
best stick to ur dress cant pass the test
with tha man thats restless come near me ya must have a deathwish
yesdis is that lyrical rage i come for the rave come to get paid
u come for the raids ya come 2 get bummed wiv aids
ive dug u a hole im handin out spades 6 feet deep
bury ya but naa need no blade
will chew ya like a pitbull terrier
body in the trunk then i get out the area

I don't need to knock u out cuz that shit's already flawed
pray to the lord or are you the only gay on this board
u like ravin and want my chest that shit can't be ignored
you need to get clapped and that'll make em applaud
cuz homoerotic rhymers get sadammed with the mic cord

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I've called the e-police they'll be here soon
until then look out your window at the moon
as I drive away laughing i'll mutter out loud:
"being a rhyming snitch sure makes me proud"

 

[Guest]

yo jam master your rhyme schemes a fuckin disaster
u dread my rhymes like rasta make u pray like a pastor
U preident of this thread but it's a monarchy
I'm the king so u get beheaded for mocking me
if u wanna do this shit properly your best bet is to copy me

 

[LORD BENIS]

So here it goes
Yo yo what you know about grillin' in the snow
flow is cold but the beef is hot though
throwed off 2 Below and Organic Hydro
so I'ma break you off a piece in slow-mo and show ya'll a rap Desperado
blow up so fast your grow got overshadowed
and deficiant of light, out of sight
might go out of my mind out of spite
and snipe you like a lone gunman who candidly flip fly flows
single-handedly, with one eye closed,
to strike a pose and vouge takes practice like Tae Bo with Billy Blanks
Well that's a dime hoe, really thanks
Laugh on the way to the bank but the grill stay blank

 

[Guest]

the man from the past is back on the map,
yea i grow herbs and i just happen to rap.
i been with this thread from the get go, but gypsy had to let go
smoke some nothernberry just so i can spit the next flow
its strong itll make ya neck roll, and your body twitch
come at hyperspace and you'll get bodied quick,you're hardly sick
god damn, your balls are small and they hardly hang,you just heard a flow from the ghost of artie lange.

 

[Guest]

I don't need to knock u out cuz that shit's already flawed
pray to the lord or are you the only gay on this board
u like ravin and want my chest that shit can't be ignored
you need to get clapped and that'll make em applaud
cuz homoerotic rhymers get sadammed with the mic cord

i think you mean sodomized with the mic cord
me with my spiked sword,swinging it madly
this dude biftaman? the kid spits badly,cant fuck with jam master jaco
he forget the b,dont fuck with me, and do what i say so
look what you started, now you got this kid mad
how can i be a kid when i biftamans dad?
im straight off the top, smoking i cant stop
30 or so days till i harvest my crop.
ok come close and peep it fam, g13 crossed with burmese by reeferman
i like what he grows,got 2 dope phenos, once i get paid imma order more beans yo.

 

[Guest423]

the mofo popo had to bust my bro yo
shit ain't good in the hood so i can't grow no mo
feds be rollin the block tryin to bust the hot spot
if they kick down the door they might get their ass shot
i have to chill until it's spring so i can work on the outdoor plot
no buds, no hash, no seeds it's all in a safe spot
i'll be damned if the punk ass cops try to take what i got
i'm not retired but consider this a vacation
T2U will be back to help over grow the nation
peace out stay safe ya'll

 

[Delta9-THC]

.......the only post ,that is real on this page , is the one just above thats right its Jam master J's
post number 365 and if you wanna bring hate ....jose carlito's here with an axe waiting to turn you to bait
"oh so whats that "que pasa" ? you like swimming with the fishes?" ...just hold your f*cking breath whilst wishing out your last wishes ...
Peace

 

[Guest]

dude this threads a freestyle,but from what you showin me,
you stayed up late last night writing this poetry, im flowing free
my level is somewhere you'll never be,its clever see,
so homeboy ya need to slow ya role, been on ic since before the fall of overgrow
growing nicely, me and wifey, smoking nice tree, im sharin my wealth
i try to use my vape cuz smokins bad for your health, ill battle myself
dude im sick literally, drippin boogers on my space bar
smoke some c99, my mind gets goin like a racecar.

 

[Guest]

edit

 

[Makavellian]

yo..
i thought they told u, dont fuck wit me cuhz im sick
ill tear u to bits with just a oz of my shit
cuz thats just who i be, a lethal human being, smokin trees indefinitely still aint found the ceiling, aint no need to stop, some wars about to end, but a million about to pop, and thats just off the top of my head, singin preachin bout the real and the dead, its reality we one n the same, true the demons play wit us and we smile the same, they got they hold, no one breakin control, some attempted executed through the american homes, statements media cameras shoot this, ill about to unleash what the truth is/ we grown accustomed to the evil institutions/ workin around us 24/7 wat our influence is?/ aint nobody forcin me what to do this/ spend a day in my hood and youll feel ya self is stupid/my bad my fault ive gone off topic/ someone forgot the red button so i just couldnt help i lost it

 

[TrichomusCaesar]

All you suckas ain't got shit on me
I'm the deadliest muthafucka
to hit IC
a true MC
I'll smoke a fat tree
or I just might
toke a whole bush
But there's no doubt
I'll slap you with a branch of this kush
There ain't no rush
Yo hear me
This is just the beginnin'
I'll pass you this bong
and have ya big ass melon spinnin'
grinin'
like a tool
yo bitch, is that drool?
mop that shit up
cuz I ain't the fuckin' babysitter, fool
You better finish that bowl
cuz I won't associate wit a quitter, fool
cuz I'm the caesar, bitch
the pussy pleaser, bitch
you keep ashin' on my carpet
they'll find you in my freezer, bitch.

lol...My first freestyle ever. Not bad.

 

[Irishslappop]

^^ nice man. love it.

 

[TrichomusCaesar]

so I spit my first fuckin' freestyle and the thread dies???What the hell is goin' on fellas?

Hey, thanks Irishslappop

 

[Guest]

IC Mag rap addict.
Bet that ass I'm back at it
Off tha hash, I'm spazmatic
Got me trippin like I Used To Grow
You's a ho, supa flow
Talk too much and lose your dough.
GMB the rhyme tinkerer
I water with a sprinkler
mongoose becomes a singular. In 39 days
39 ways to get my dirty rhymes blazed
probably heard that I'm crazed
But you can catch me in the chat room
lungs like a vaccuum, eyes like a racoon
Don't have a bed, I pass out in the bathroom
That's you, this is me
Blast through history with tatoo symmetry
Ask who's ill as G, you need a thinking cap
take a nap, blaze a half, made you laugh with the science

....and I really can't think of anything to go after this. Sorry.

 

[Guest]

shut the fuck up cuz yo lines be weak like cut coke
u couldn't get the vote if u was g dubya Bush, cuz your rhymes stink more than Kush
U know I'm right like Nike Swoosh, shoosh!

 

[Guest]

its artie lange the remix, im my own harshest critic
the threads been dead for a spell,now im back up in it.

 

[Guest]

I can tell that only took a minute, so i'm about to bin it,
your the alcoholic and i'm about to take your spirit.