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that chinese guy named lee
has slanted eyes like me
but it's not my nationality
it's that funny homegrown weed
has slanted eyes like me
but it's not my nationality
it's that funny homegrown weed
Jam Master Jaco said:*edit* Will I ever run out of stuff to say?
(ponders Jacob to himself on this glorious day)
Nah, that'll probably never ever happen
(typed the Jam Master on his keys tap tappin')
What if I tried to be unique and narrated a rap?
(To which I answered to myself "fuck that crap")
Why should I feel it necessary for self narration?
(because your bored dude, now stop the hesistation)
what hesistation? How can I type and hesistate?
(dude shh! you're fucking up the flow, it used to be great)
I'm sick of you always telling me things, this shit I hate!
(oh great, here we go again. go vent your feelings to Nate...)
No! Not this time! I'm gonna stand up for myself!
(like that time you bought a self help book to get millions in wealth?)
Well no, not necessarily. I bought that shit on a limb, and only barely.
(on a limb? that's rarely. stop shouting and try to debate fairly)
how's about I just stop pretending to be shizophrenic?
(ok that works. but first let me upgrade your status to lieutenant)
Get these pins off me! I'm done playing this stupid game!
(well it was your choice to dress in camoflouge and look really lame)
That's it! Fuck off! I'm done. I'm gonna rap normal for the rest of my runny
(pfft you don't even rap you just rhyme crazy shit and pretend to be funny)
Well that's a little harsh even for you won't you admit?
(no you're just looking for reassurance that your crap isn't shit)
crap isn't shit? that doesn't even make sense you twit
(well it does on a spiritual level, at least a little bit)
Nah, I feel stupid now. Time to bask in my sorrow
(alright...oh yeah, before I go can I get that movie I wanted to borrow?)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. That's an illegal copy so don't get caught.
(don't sweat it man. I've dodged bullets and not gotten shot)
Ohhh jam master's concience that's kinda hot
(whoa, weirdo alert. I'm leaving before it's too late)
No don't go yet our friendship is fate!
Dude? Ya there? dammit! oh well...bedtime cuz it's late.