Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Jam Master Jaco]

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin

It's sad that Steve had to leave
heave a heavy sigh then breathe
Me? I always watched his show
in between grows ya know?
Now a stingray gave him a blow
Too bad there were no Po po
around to shoot the fucker
It tooks it's barb and stucker
right into his chest like a suicidal trucker
Pucker up, keep your chin high
Steven Irwin was a chill guy
That ain't no lie, you can't defy
that for him, it was a hell of a way to die

*edit* ah crickey mate!
I got killed by this spikey fate
this stingray I should've ate on a plate
would've tasted great, oh how I hate
the fact that I'm now dead
A wife, 2 kids, staring at my deathbed
that's kinda sad but do you remember
when I dangled my kid over a croc and she almost got dismembered?
Cuz neither do I but at least it flows well
I won't burn in hell, so all is swell
In Aussie I did dwell
Ya know my zoo? bitch it better not sell
keep it as a memorial to my badass self
Reap when I earned and don't spend the wealth
I died 8 days before September the twelth
I could've lived forever, I was in good health
Last line goes out to all who dissed me
My crocs will kick your ass cuz I know they'll miss me

 

[Guest]

It's been about a week, now i'm back so be certain
gmb came to feed with a need cause he's hurtin
type it quick-like, trick dykes don't be jerkin
me off, got the weed coughs, R.I.Ps off to Steve Irwin
crazy sum a bitch, none of it's gonna stick, the fuck with it
some phillip drummond shit, diff'rent strokes for your cerebrum
gangs of green buds, mason jars is where I keep 'em
speakin of keepin it freakin clean between your medium
never hesitate to change the nutes you're feedin em
hydro, bio, eyes low again
who's talkin bout my own side show of friends
five-o are pigs
hide loads of mids
I decide the hoe that blow up in my crib
by in-vite only
I begin the night slowly
my ends is quite homely
need to flip some quick bones, g
I spoke on flippin, shit is phony
Not in the game to make a profit
In love with the plant if that's what you wanna call it
not an alcoholic, but I'll drink a fifth of morgan
think I'm playin? I'm just sayin..it gets finished in the mornin
rhymes are gettin borin, not a second gets recorded.
Gonna head out for a smoke and drink some more then

Ah..felt good

 

[Guest]

Ok, so I have to admit that I was sitting outside having a cigarette when a couple rhymes came to me, so here goes. Not actually trying to start anything, but it's just how it came out.

I'm the best ever
while your guys are bed wetters
thread shredder, sess getter
your rhymes is less clever
And if you don't know, my home's the south pacific
Where I'm known to roam, without specifics
I'm down to kick it
rounds of schlitz to get ya twisted
bound for riches, bout my business
how's the Mrs.?
Clowns from the down south
are loud mouth pretentious(I'm from texas..sounded good though)
pounds and liquids
cloud my visions
in the down town, my type of sound's forbidden.

all i got for right now..I keep sneezing, and need a smoke(i know, I know.."why do you think you're sneezing?")

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

haha nice that's how you do it. It passes time for me and helps me work better when I sit there thinking in my head rhymes of exactly what I'm doing. (repetive work...)

Let's see what to rhyme now
pass the time by milkin' a cow
Quickly read what I typed to see if I liked
the spiked out rhymes that I write
in spite of my right to light another bowl
I ignite up a shot and throw it down the hole
Roll a fatty then stroll to the nearest street pole
slang it up to the old, down to the young
Then admit I'm lying and comment that I'm hung

 

[BabyHughie]

Hey yo...

I was sittin on top of the bay, watchin the tide
its time to break the tension away, come take a ride
as you enter the demension of the crew soulsides
there aint nothing goin on but a party

NOW bothers wanna flex but Im over they heads
I got the funky type of style Ill rip they vocals to shreds
never running from the feds wearing red prokeds
cuz I aint did nothing to NOBODY!

I dedicate that line to shaq from south central
not sayin Im the baddest but I know I got potential
for every black man hung lyrically Ill lynch you
your style is kinda dry I hope my melody can quench you


I may have cheated :wink:

 

[Blackstone]

Hey yo...

I was sittin on top of the bay, watchin the tide
its time to break the tension away, come take a ride
as you enter the demension of the crew soulsides
there aint nothing goin on but a party

NOW bothers wanna flex but Im over they heads
I got the funky type of style Ill rip they vocals to shreds
never running from the feds wearing red prokeds
cuz I aint did nothing to NOBODY!

I dedicate that line to shaq from south central
not sayin Im the baddest but I know I got potential
for every black man hung lyrically Ill lynch you
your style is kinda dry I hope my melody can quench you


I may have cheated :wink:

It's not cheating to use the first line of another song, as long as the second line is original. A lot of rappers do that - I thought of a good one today but I forgot it (I need one of those voice recorders to record song ideas)

edit: btw, good shit in the last few posts. I'm a rocker, so my rhymes are more like songs/poems than freestyle. But I'm trying to keep up

 

[Guest]

Jaco, speaking of repetative work, when I was a cook, I'd write rhymes down as I went through my day..now I just fantasize about making hash

 

[Guest]

*edit* ah crickey mate!
I got killed by this spikey fate

Bro...that was great

 

[Guest]

"What's that".."Yo dog, this is hash"
this is crap, shit looks more like Mrs. Dash
kickin ass, flippin grass, driftin past rubberneckers
other sectors in my motherfucking desk, bud protectors
up to lecture, funnels, buds, lungs..under pressure
drunk inspector, down to cite your schemin ass
leavin class blasted from the greenest grass
fiends'll pass on my shit, it's just too potent
smoke it and you'll know it, cause I wrote it, broke it open
showin you da kine, friend, till the rhyme ends
mind bends, a dime lends the finest lime stems
fine then, hide big cheebe in your chiminey
it's either them or me, then, turning friends from certain enemies

blah blah...sorry..that's it

 

[Guest]

Threads I defecate
addin extra weight to pressure plates
hit the heavens gate just the levitate
it's heavy, mate
if ever seven ate(eight) nine
he had the munchies
too funky for junkies
too jumpy for them to punch me
flyer than humpty
when I hump my old lady
these's O's are so crazy
like biscuits and no gravy
can't grow, it's so shady
aint blowed the snow lately
you can tell by my appearance
can't stand the interference
quotin creedence isn't cheatin.

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Bro...that was great

Aww shucks, thanks for the compliment
Your rhymes are damn good too, you and I have the same style...I think.


You know I can't post shit without going off on a tangent
like I can't roast pig when I celebrate advent
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean" you might ask
Just sit back, smoke the green and sip from the flask
Cuz I'm just ramblin', in this game I'm just dabblin'
if I were being serious I'd spit my writtens
but they're kinda offensive like kickin' kittens
So I'm still spittin, bong hittin', peach pittin', knittin' mittens
While I'm just sittin' typing before I start piping

Like I have previously mentioned in my mind state
these rhymes are bad, I might as well masterbate
I use any excuse to use pictures cuz it helps me flow
I like to get high then reread what I spit, ya know?
Friend or foe I can easily sink low and deliver a blow
with a hammer to your big toe, so
don't try to cross me or I'll pretend to be hard
If this was on a cd you'd take it out and discard

*edit* gmb, you can write shit really well. Dammit I can't make a sentence without wanting to rhyme it now...pow, cow, ow....anyways, yeah, good stuff. ...fluff...gruff....tough....enough.

 

[Guest]

Me and my buddy casey used to fuck around acting like rappers back in the day. We'd roll in my s-10 with 2 12's like most suburban white boys, smoking blacks and freestyling. His nickname was "briefcase" cause it was the only thing that had most of his name (casey) in it, but was still kind of original, and funny. mine was still gmb( Grand Master Bate), which is self explanitory. Ever since high school, I've been down to rhyme. Never had the motivation to pursue it. Maybe Gypsy should start a studio or record company. The "international cannagraphic" tour..all across the globe. anyhow..a bunch of beer later..i have to pee.

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

...I roll in my s10 bumpin 2 10s. roll around bumpin and yea, in real freestyles battles so far I'm tied for second. We're recording a cd soon. Perpetually Intelligent Prophets. Droppin' a cd in 3 months is the plan. Me (Sizeable J). My buddy Lil C (lil cykotic) and AK (AK). Silly shit and some serious shit, we fuckin rule

 

[BabyHughie]

kid you smoke crack
don't even try to react
your ish if pretty wack
why don't you take that shit back
cuz if not youll catch some flack
and maybe get bitchsmacked
might get hung light a tack
upsidedown your left with jack
your rhyme style couldn't hack
Im with your sister, she's gettin macked




Jam Master i really dig your keystyles bro and thats a DOPE name for a group.

Let me know when you guys drop that shit I will gladly buy a cd off yas. Gotta support the underground.

 

[Guest]

Hey Jacob(happens to be my son's name..he's 6 weeks old now).
I was thinking..you know...the world really needs a song dedicated to the ins and outs of cannabis. I mean..there's the KMK, but even they don't go into alot of detail. And since you and your buddies have this recording thing, I figured I'd tell you...
(By the way..I'm SMASHED right now...unable to smoke much due to random tests & lack of funds for whizzinator make alcohol the next best thing)....

You should write a song that has that whole "what you know about that"(like how T.I. did) feel, but with herb..since even the rappers dont know the bud like we do). Anyhow..I thought of a chorus(as drunk as i am right now, brown)...Oh..and I stole some of it from a "keystyle I did earlier in this thread...

Who's always got the bomb sack?
who never calls you mom back?
Who grows inside a compaq?
Hey, hey, hey
You know we holdin em
high pressure soduim
basic 5 I'm clonin, em
hey, hey, hey.

Anyhow..like I said I'm drunk. And when I'M drunk, you can bet that I mean it..shit..I've hit backspace about 30 times just to make sure I don't misspell too much stuff. That being said..grain of salt, my friend. grain of salt.

 

[BabyHughie]

gmb quasimoto 'the unseen' might be up your alley if you dig the hip hop. Light up a fatty (or 2) and listen to it for maximum listening pleasure.

 

[Guest]

I would, but as stated earlier, I've got a job with random testing going on now, and I'm not really prepared to pass it at the moment. I'll check em out, but am unaable to light anything up except a marlboro

By the way, I dig the meth & red reference in your title. I've got a burnt cd with a few of those tracks..solid.

 

[Guest]

downloaded a few of those songs. They're good..but you know how it is when you know you could do as good or better? Granted, they did it, and I'm just talking about it..so I guess I have no room to talk, really

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Jam Master i really dig your keystyles bro and thats a DOPE name for a group.

Let me know when you guys drop that shit I will gladly buy a cd off yas. Gotta support the underground.

Thanks man, and don't you worry, I'll let as many people as I know as possible when it drops.

Hey Jacob(happens to be my son's name..he's 6 weeks old now).
I was thinking..you know...the world really needs a song dedicated to the ins and outs of cannabis. I mean..there's the KMK, but even they don't go into alot of detail. And since you and your buddies have this recording thing, I figured I'd tell you...
(By the way..I'm SMASHED right now...unable to smoke much due to random tests & lack of funds for whizzinator make alcohol the next best thing)....

You should write a song that has that whole "what you know about that"(like how T.I. did) feel, but with herb..since even the rappers dont know the bud like we do). Anyhow..I thought of a chorus(as drunk as i am right now, brown)...Oh..and I stole some of it from a "keystyle I did earlier in this thread...

Who's always got the bomb sack?
who never calls you mom back?
Who grows inside a compaq?
Hey, hey, hey
You know we holdin em
high pressure soduim
basic 5 I'm clonin, em
hey, hey, hey.

Anyhow..like I said I'm drunk. And when I'M drunk, you can bet that I mean it..shit..I've hit backspace about 30 times just to make sure I don't misspell too much stuff. That being said..grain of salt, my friend. grain of salt.

For sure man, I'm writing those lyrics in my rhyme book right now.

We don't really have a set style yet, but weed will definately be a constant topic that I plan to delve into a lot. And shit, I forgot that we've got a fourth person....White C (white chocolate....lol). We haven't all sat down together yet to write our shit, but we've all got our own shit written, just need to put em together and see what works. Got a bunch of beats made, plan to make more. It's good times, just a fun little hobby when I'm not working or getting high. (my raps are a hell of a lot better when I'm sober then when I'm high).

But yeah, thanks for the compliments all

Yo fuck it i'm really high and my computer's glitchin'
It might die like Natalie Holloway in Vandersloot's Aruba kitchen
Nope it's not, I fixed the problem
luckily it wasn't a virus goblin
cuz those fucking suck and are too fictional
too high to make sense is badly additional
see what i'm sayin? what the fuck is that?
I might as well talk about the cat in the hat
actually that's gay too so I'll rap it up on the note
That the Holloway comment is untrue, she died on a boat
Sank her in the middle of the ocean, now she's a memory word
She gave quite the commotion, but not a single person heard
Made her walk the plank weighted with chains and sink
Vandersloot is stank complicated with a small dink
That'll turn anyone psycho, pushed to the brink
in his head he's a misunderstood faggot who only likes to wear pink

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Scratch that Vandersloot is phat
his friends got away cuz he ain't no rat
If he tattled they would've battled
like rednecks rounding up the wrong cattle
Speaking of hicks, I'll rap about them for kicks
i've been able to speak like one ever since i was six
just use the words ain't, varmint, and critter
if you see a minority feel free to get bitter
cuz bible belt rednecks hate them folk
Curb check em' jaw broke, hold em' in a choke
unlike an English bloak these fools like to soak
in whiskey and moonshine. myself I just toke.
Mary Jane is a redneck name it's insane
cuz MJ is to rednecks is what sadness is to pain
Untame my brain but too late, this rap got lame
I gotta go to work now, peace out, i'm just playin'

Wait no! I ended a previous rap with that word
gotta think of something else so i don't sound absurd
Although I leave physically my mental notes will stink up this board like a turd.

ah. much better.