Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yes sirs and ma'ams I've got to triple post
bump this thread so it doesn't turn into a ghost
So we've got this dude and here named G-M-B
who didn't wear a rubber with his wife but didn't get HIV
Cuz he has acquired himself a little life, a son
a dyke turned into a priest is called a nun
Yes sir I made this whole rap to use that previous line
when I first thought of it I lauged so hard I was cryin'
Actually I didn't necessarily laugh, but I smiled
My brains gears were tuned and correctly dialed
so that I could make haha shit in my keystyles
By the way babyhughie brought that phrase to light
"Keystyles" is rather is an accurate phrase, dead on right

But anyways, back to being funny
life is different now, must be the money
I think that's a line in a song from P Diddy
Back when he was called puffy and not these stupid ass names that I can't rhyme anything with.

 

[Blackstone]

P Diddy
his rhymes are shitty
worth half a dollar like Fitty
I'm feeling giddy
smoke up a liddy.....

.....

 

[Blackstone]

almost forgot the middies

 

[Blackstone]

who's next to spitty?

 

[Blackstone]

Take me down to the paradise city.....

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Hmmm...quadruple posts in a 5 minute time frame?
Kinda lame but you're high but it's still insane
it's all good though, this is just a game
Unleash your deepest rhymes and best lines at correct times
but try not to do it too much, give it a light touch
then overpost like me and diss on yourself, i'm a putz
Friday night. so bitches where are da' sluts
cuz i've got fat nuts that want to hump cuts

Horniness is glory, do a chick named Torey
then come back online and tell my manly story
about how I raped her till shit got gorey
Then apologize to her corpse and say I'm sorry.
Spit that evil shit, take my teeth and rip off a tit
or just the nip, and fellas heres a little tip:
some chicks like to be degraded, insults cascaded
especially when there mind is faded.
Some are dirty and like that stuff
like the chicks that act in pornos called snuff
They like it tough and they can't get enough
gotta go out on the prowl like a dog bitch. Ruff!

 

[Blackstone]

Sorry my rhyme went on for a mile
I just didn't want to edit a feestyle

 

[Blackstone]

Damn JMJ that's some f'ed up shit
Sounds like you need to get yourself lit
Light that bong up and just take a hit
I'll be lighting another in jusrt a little bit

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I don't know if you knew, but there's this genre it's new
it's called death rap, it's like metal plus rap too
it's all about killing, hurting, pain and being foul
like taking a muslim and hanging them by their towel
then throwing em through a door
while shouting "bitch you want more"
as the scream in agony
it's like a game of tag to me
"pray to allah" while I bash your fucking skull
terrorists get their faces smashed until they're dull

Alright but like a bipolar psycho let's here that happiness
Skipping through meadows, fuzzy animals, all that sappiness
Pick out a good wardrobe, gotta be the best dress
so I can fit in with the others to relieve my stress
alright i'm done i'm getting drunk and can go on forever
I'm cutting myself off for at least 10 minutes cuz i'm too clever

 

[Blackstone]

You say you're too clever?
Your head I would sever
with rhymes that I endeavor
Here sit in this chair, I'll pull the lever

 

[Blackstone]

I’ll stomp on your face cuz I never walk lightly
even your toothless grandma can come bite me
I go to her house and I bang that bitch nightly
Got you in a chokehold and squeezing real tightly
Break your neck and rip your spine out politely
Even scare myself with sick rhymes when I write these
How could it be wrong when it feels so right, see?
Writing little rhymes is cool like iced tea

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Hahahahah nice man!




Quick witz unlike a blonde ditz
with tits and a face with no zits
Presidential suite at the ritz
Then fuck myself over by whipping out my erector kits
Not like erection, but like the metal toys
that we all used to play with when we were boys
that shit was fun, I should go by some
play with em' while my neighbors watch me and think i'm dumb
then drink and smoke to make my mind numb
then play with pogs and trade them for chewing gum

*edit* I meant for that to sound like I was on a date
but back to reality, I'm alone. Time to masterbate
Ha! that's funny unlike what manson did to sharon tate
but it's cool cuz my rhymes rhymes can stand to wait
What the fuck? I stopped making sense
My brain is too dense to rhyme unless I cause offense
like when I go to the boy scouts and kick them in the shin
Time to laugh at the toothless grandma line again

 

[Blackstone]

lol

How do I know I’m high? cuz I’m on icmag.com
sometimes I forget when I’m smokin up the bomb
I might sleepwalk to your house and do it with your mom
just like I did it with that chick after the prom
my herb makes your eyes slanty like dudes from vietnam

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Hahahaha yes!


Time to get racey
I'm white like Kevin Spacey
I ask girls "does it look big?"
And they just laugh and say it's like a twig
that hurts my feelings so I start to cry
then they comfort me and go "why?"
"you can't help it jam master, it's ok"
shut up bitch I'm kidding anyways!
Cuz it's not huge but it is far from tiny
and girl if you say that shit again I'll spank your hiney

 

[Blackstone]

whoa way too much information
if I read more of that I might change the station
shit I can't think quick enough my mind is racin'
must have been that good herb I was tastin'

 

[rusto]

looks like we have back and forth and forth and back
thats where i come in and bring a rusto attack
this thread is polluted worse than LA's air
its worse than jaco's buds with no hair
i can't rap right now im high in the head
like etheopians who aint gettin enough fed
smokin buds drinkin beers repeat this night and day
ask your clients how much they really wanna pay
slangin the best around town
hidin nowhere to be found
rhymes busted like pamela anderson chest
im done time to put this post to rest

 

[OzzBozz]

Spittin out words like i be uncle sam
don't fuck, you know this shit ain't no scam
because i keep my lyrics poetic and legit
none of that pussy ass bullshit
So bitches want some
haters want none
well let's settle this even
and kick it like Louie steven from even stevens
Ya know, that shit that's always chill
better than them big pills
with An OC on the front
and an 80 on da back
This shit is fresh and not wack

 

[Blackstone]

from the valley, so I’m known as Blackstone
just a stoner, never rock the crack though
just a loner, tryin to get back home
and my boner, ain’t f’n with no wack hoes
I gotta say yo to some IC mag bros
hundred dollar bills, you know I stack those
weed grown in cornfields in the back rows
always writin rhymes that never lack flows
I might get you high and then I attack low
all up in smoke, that’s where my sack goes
when I headline gigs, I always pack shows
and I got skills on the court, even Shaq knows

 

[Guest]

yo this is my first time rapping
check it the whitest kid you have ever seen
shiny clean like the bald man on the bottle
doing the dirty work for you makes you want to holla

this rap sucks, but don't get apathetic
i'm going to try to improve ... so give me some credit
it aint easy to rap when your white
prejudice abounds... telling you it aint right

well fuck you man you don't know what your saying
the color of your skin has no part in the playing
its all about the skill... the lyrical ability
do you have what it takes, do you have the agility?

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Near the end that rap showed your skill
Like Jack and Jill going up a steep hill
the fact you're white doesn't matter
just don't dress wigger or say shit like "phatter"
It's all bickering and banter when people clatter
with their skin color shit crazier then the mad hatter
trying to get unlucky walking under a ladder
then having it fall on him causing his organs to splatter
and his shirt to tatter like a diced baseball batter
a snitch gets a stitch so don't be a ratter

It's almost bed time for me, wake up again and see
if I rapped intelligently or fined myself a fee
for being a fake OG and capitalizing the letter "P"
and remember to not buy the ps3
but the cheaper and funner Nintendo Wii
which is probably made by a chinese guy named Lee

*edit* Will I ever run out of stuff to say?
(ponders Jacob to himself on this glorious day)
Nah, that'll probably never ever happen
(typed the Jam Master on his keys tap tappin')
What if I tried to be unique and narrated a rap?
(To which I answered to myself "fuck that crap")
Why should I feel it necessary for self narration?
(because your bored dude, now stop the hesistation)
what hesistation? How can I type and hesistate?
(dude shh! you're fucking up the flow, it used to be great)
I'm sick of you always telling me things, this shit I hate!
(oh great, here we go again. go vent your feelings to Nate...)
No! Not this time! I'm gonna stand up for myself!
(like that time you bought a self help book to get millions in wealth?)
Well no, not necessarily. I bought that shit on a limb, and only barely.
(on a limb? that's rarely. stop shouting and try to debate fairly)
how's about I just stop pretending to be shizophrenic?
(ok that works. but first let me upgrade your status to lieutenant)
Get these pins off me! I'm done playing this stupid game!
(well it was your choice to dress in camoflouge and look really lame)
That's it! Fuck off! I'm done. I'm gonna rap normal for the rest of my runny
(pfft you don't even rap you just rhyme crazy shit and pretend to be funny)
Well that's a little harsh even for you won't you admit?
(no you're just looking for reassurance that your crap isn't shit)
crap isn't shit? that doesn't even make sense you twit
(well it does on a spiritual level, at least a little bit)
Nah, I feel stupid now. Time to bask in my sorrow
(alright...oh yeah, before I go can I get that movie I wanted to borrow?)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. That's an illegal copy so don't get caught.
(don't sweat it man. I've dodged bullets and not gotten shot)
Ohhh jam master's concience that's kinda hot
(whoa, weirdo alert. I'm leaving before it's too late)
No don't go yet our friendship is fate!
Dude? Ya there? dammit! oh well...bedtime cuz it's late.