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A Guide to Fishsticks
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mornin campers...off to the bike shop in a bit to get a wheel fixed,just waiting on a custie to come get a couple of zips...and i need to pick up new valve stems for the straggler since it's getting new shoes today...other than that,the dreaded trimming,and probably a bike ride tonight with the regular thursday crowd...back to the garden tomorrow but not much in the way of side chores to deal with so probably tackle the small stack of pots before they get to the bitching level again...
time for lunch then time to play bike for a bit...hoping the old tires come off without too much fuss...but thanks to youtube university i know how to get stubborn tires off now without wrecking my hands
that went easier than expected,both tires came off no problem,and the new ones went on easy as well and set up with just a regular floor pump...total mullet setup,42mm out back,47mm up front...pretty rad!
Well I made it to 60 years old today. And they said I’d never see 25, pffffff . And in 3 days it will be the second anniversary of me cheating death for the 5th time in 60 years
seems like the perfect time for a late mid-life crisis,have you considered a corvette and hair plugs?
I am so pissed at Smoking Joe right now. Some heating guys came in and put a flashing on the roof and tore the shit out of the shingles. Basically, hacked up job and didn't say shit.
Fucking Smoking Joe. You know all the heating guys have an incestuous relationship. They are like a bunch of red necks. Everyone knows everyone and knows everything except how to do it right.
So now I have to fit a repair into my schedule.
Fucking Smoking Joe. You know all the heating guys have an incestuous relationship. They are like a bunch of red necks. Everyone knows everyone and knows everything except how to do it right.
So now I have to fit a repair into my schedule.
And if that wasn't bad enough, I got a call from that bitch who worked on the green house with me in 2020. I thought I made it clear that I thought she was a stupid bitch who I just cannot stand.
She was talking about her lazy boyfriend and that she had a guy walk up from Florida to be with her. I was thinking you need to cling to that guy because I don't even think Unc would do you.
I got off the phone and blocked her. You would think that if a guy says to your face, you are a stupid lazy bitch she would get the idea that you don't like her. Well silly me I just realized she was stupider than I thought because she didnt understand that.
That stupid chick let the plants get mold and mites and didn't say anything about it. I mean it was obvious what was happening.
Oh My God I think I have PTSD from her. Did I tell you I like her about as much as Unc likes trimming or lifting Happy Frog all day?
She was talking about her lazy boyfriend and that she had a guy walk up from Florida to be with her. I was thinking you need to cling to that guy because I don't even think Unc would do you.
I got off the phone and blocked her. You would think that if a guy says to your face, you are a stupid lazy bitch she would get the idea that you don't like her. Well silly me I just realized she was stupider than I thought because she didnt understand that.
That stupid chick let the plants get mold and mites and didn't say anything about it. I mean it was obvious what was happening.
Oh My God I think I have PTSD from her. Did I tell you I like her about as much as Unc likes trimming or lifting Happy Frog all day?
Damn I need to eat a pound of bacon to calm down now.
I need to find my happy place. The enchanted land of bacon.
I need to find my happy place. The enchanted land of bacon.
.. congratulations… at least you have four more cat life‘s to look forward to (I used up my nine lives
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What’s with the new color scheme ? going purple all the sudden…
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bacon should be like tree leaves. when it's done it just falls off so you can collect it...
I think that’s how Isaac Newton postulated his theory of gravity…ooopsbacon should be like tree leaves. when it's done it just falls off so you can collect it...
Hell yeah! Can you imagine raking up a pile of bacon then jumping in it? Fuck yeah!bacon should be like tree leaves. when it's done it just falls off so you can collect it...
Old Hippy for president.
had the straggler for years now,it's always been sparkly purple...you're thinking of my other other purple bike!
buds should just fall off the plant and turn into tightly rolled 100 dollar billsbacon should be like tree leaves. when it's done it just falls off so you can collect it...
like scrooge macduck except it's scrooge macdoublebypass!
i thought buds DID turn into $100 bills...
