You know you live in the country if......

[MicroRoy]

Old country joke.


I just met my neighbor through not so great of circumstances. After we got back to the house my husband said, the guy said I always see your rooster, he's amazing! And later says I always see your wife in the yard...she's always carrying a shovel or a broom why is that?

Welp, because that amazing rooster is a jerk!!

 

[LowFalutin]

"think i may have clipped your satellite dish"

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[mushulatubbee]

Meh shoes! Wtf!

Meh shoes! Wtf!

Wooowie!
I didnt fucken do it!
Yeah ok.

 

[St. Phatty]

Wooowie!
I didnt fucken do it!
Yeah ok.

He IMPROVED it.

 

[MicroRoy]

Not something you see in the city.

 

[armedoldhippy]

has he been fighting it, fucking it, or is he eating it? all 3? lol!

 

[MicroRoy]

has he been fighting it, fucking it, or is he eating it? all 3? lol!

That's how they mount for breeding.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Justified

Justified

kinda stoned, tonight ..

watching the local news: out in the country; one neighbor's two Husky dogs killed a neighbor's little Mexican dog.

The neighbor shot & burned the two huskies.

I might on the jury: what do you think, I should do?

 

[Pinball Wizard]

worthless post without actual link is what i think.

http://wkrn.com/2017/04/27/dickson-...-burned-his-huskies-after-her-dog-was-killed/

 

[Pinball Wizard]

ok now if were not collecting votes and multiple dogs die per day of natural causes why do i need to see this ?

it's not about dogs, dawg

 

[Dawn Patrol]

dude if its an army dog or police dog is anyone ever going to react that way . no. you know they make the police dogs not to be about the dogs.

Think you'll get to 25 posts tonight???

I smell a banhammer

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......


one way or another, you know you're gonna enjoy that ride.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Wooowie!
I didnt fucken do it!
Yeah ok.

cute dog mushee, I'm sure he/she was just thinking about you.......

 

[mushulatubbee]

My fault right? Love that stubborn shithead! Im happy she chose those over my 220 chippewa logging boots!
Btw stoner thx for the rep help man! I fucken LOVE nice folks!

 

[CosmicGiggle]

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I know what that's all about, she's trying her best to wean alla those pups and they aren't having none of it!

 

[armedoldhippy]

kinda stoned, tonight ..[URL=https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=61&pictureid=73061&thumb=1]View Image[/url]

watching the local news: out in the country; one neighbor's two Husky dogs killed a neighbor's little Mexican dog.

The neighbor shot & burned the two huskies.

I might on the jury: what do you think, I should do?

well...i think that while two wrongs don't make a right, they sure make it even...

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Around here, if you cant control your dogs someone else will.

 

[mushulatubbee]

I know what that's all about, she's trying her best to wean alla those pups and they aren't having none of it!

Id pass out if 8 mouths tried sucking on me at once!

 

[Snook]

Id pass out if 8 mouths tried sucking on me at once!