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You know you live in the country if......

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
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turkeys can indeed fly .how do you think they get in their roosts every night in the trees. CLIMB UP ?..in the morning I aint far away waiting for the descent..i don't shoot them in the roost it aint right to do that.....yeehaw
 

Betterhaff

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My favorite wild turkey.
 

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dddaver

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I've heard turkeys are so smart they'll look up to see what those drops are when it's raining, and stare up and drown.
 

ALIEN_EGG

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Between my brother sisters and cousins we had 14. We always knew who made the best cakes.

We would sit and watch until they put a good one up. Then we would swarm the walk.


Haha, nice! Thats my mother's side, wv..
Right on the street in the middle of town.
4th of July.
Right before the fire dept. Had their annual
55 gallon barrel spray comp. They used fire hoses, and the person who rolled the barrel over the line won.
5 men on a high pressure hose...

And right after would have been the dance.... with theniks timmers still clogging... ..

Today, you would Prob. Think I'm right our of NYC . Haha

My father is a city slicker, miami beach..so I'm like a good hybrid 50 50!

Good memory's didn't know if anyone knew what a cake walk was!

Best
 

ALIEN_EGG

Member
Maybe the next event at the canna cup?

Call it cake walk for munchies... 10 bucks a person, people would Prob. Go busted trying to win that cake! Haha
 

Snook

Still Learning
<a href="https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=56595&pictureid=1400964" target="_blank">View Image my favorite wild turkey...yeehaw and no its not me ..someone I guided for once to get his first turkey...

fly like a B52, you can hearem coming and another thing about turkeys, they can see 300 degrees without turning their head and can see in vivid color. and about mean... swans are mean and have no spurs.. that's not me in that picture either..
 

Pinball Wizard

The wand chooses the wizard
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How many people see Amish, Mennonites, Shakers, Quakers, etc.... go by in a horse drawn carriage?

The local Walmart had a place to tie up your horse/carriage!...(with hay)..but, no water!
 

Stoner4Life

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You know you live in the country if......



your kids grow up knowing the difference
between real life, and that Disney bullshit.


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......if people still talk about how you managed to save that batch of homemade scrapple, whist managing to help a ewe give birth. Bless
 
....if you own at least six foxfire books
....if you know what its like to see a shitey prefab houses go up in a lot youve mowed hay in.
...if you preface road trips with, " Ive cleaned that barn" references.
 
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