GainGreene
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You know you love in the county IF... Even the girls pee outside!
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You know you live in the country if......
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GainGreene
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No lie my neighbor invited me over today for squirrel "sometime"¿ In a similar character to Carl in Sling Blade he said "Yup I recon their similar to a rat emm hmm." like that was a good thing I just paused held my breath and said "Yup, alright then!" That was my first time invited over for squirrel.
St. Phatty
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There's always one asshole neighbor who writes you a letter to complain about your burn pile ... instead of telling you on the Day Of - in which case you extinguish it immediately.
the cow or the dog? sounds like it is too late for the cow, but i've been wrong before...
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ben_710
If you have to put a tie-down on your trash can so raccoons and possums don't get in
rockymountainJ
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You say: "who the Fu*k is this derogatory comment?" When someone drives down the road you live off of....
St. Phatty
Active member
You feel a need to buy a gas powered water pump.
How many people in suburbia or the city buy gas powered water pumps ? I guess if you wanted to bail out a flooded basement and the power was out.
How many people in suburbia or the city buy gas powered water pumps ? I guess if you wanted to bail out a flooded basement and the power was out.
when you go back insist on eating the brains ooh so good ....yeehaw...might even shock them ...yup the brains are good eatin..its funny what some folks are weirded out by eating ...lol..theres not too many animals/ varmints I haven't eatin one time or nother
I've got one..
I've got one..
Fire Protection!
Honda 6 1/2 hp - my suction dredge has a 1 inch power blaster and my pool is full of water
Almost pulled it out with the wildfires last week
I've got one..
Fire Protection!
Honda 6 1/2 hp - my suction dredge has a 1 inch power blaster and my pool is full of water
Almost pulled it out with the wildfires last week
GainGreene
Member
You know you live in the country if... ICMAG eats all of your monthly data usage! All these damn beautiful pics are killing my satellite Hughes net. Love this place
my grandmother used to fix squirrel dumplings etc with gravy & all. my grandfather always got the heads, LOL! it was interesting to watch him crack the skull with the handle of a butter knife & dig the brains out with a fork. he lived to be 88 on a diet that most would swear will kill you in 3 or 4 years...
St. Phatty
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I hear Squirrel Brains are bigger than Chicken Brains.
Ever seen Squirrel Brains on the Hors D'Ouvres at the reception after a country wedding ? Like Squirrel Brains on Wheat Thins. Or Triscuits.
think I'll stick to cream cheese.
Ever seen Squirrel Brains on the Hors D'Ouvres at the reception after a country wedding ? Like Squirrel Brains on Wheat Thins. Or Triscuits.
think I'll stick to cream cheese.
RustyShcklfrd
Member
Wow, just found this thread, only read a couple pages and havent stopped laughing. Heres a few close to my heart. You might be from the country if....
...you knew haw and gee before left and right.
...you have a family photo where everyone is posing with an organ.
...you've ever used baling twine as a belt.
...every time you see someone jogging, you think the cows/sheep musta got out.
Yup
...you knew haw and gee before left and right.
...you have a family photo where everyone is posing with an organ.
...you've ever used baling twine as a belt.
...every time you see someone jogging, you think the cows/sheep musta got out.
Yup
My grandfather used to take the chewed nut contents (usually hickory nuts in these parts) out of the stomachs and add it to the squirrel gravy. It adds a nutty taste. Yummy.
St. Phatty
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You throw your favorite pet off a cliff to help it do its job better.
I have about a 13 month old rooster. He has a fantastic disposition, tries to sell every food morsel he finds to the hens before he eats it himself.
I figure it's a little like making someone do a quick 10 reps on the military press as soon as they get up.
Flying is not his strong suit. So far it's more like a controlled descent, he's not dropping down and then flying up again.
I have about a 13 month old rooster. He has a fantastic disposition, tries to sell every food morsel he finds to the hens before he eats it himself.
I figure it's a little like making someone do a quick 10 reps on the military press as soon as they get up.
Flying is not his strong suit. So far it's more like a controlled descent, he's not dropping down and then flying up again.
"as God is my witness, Travis, i thought turkeys could fly..." could not help but remember the WKRP line after reading this, oh Lord...
Funny! I had a huge ass satellite dish from Hughes.net. Understand what you are going through!
St. Phatty
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"as God is my witness, Travis, i thought turkeys could fly..." could not help but remember the WKRP line after reading this, oh Lord...
turkeys definitely fly. wild turkeys.
I set up about a 30 gallon tank on the edge of my house - driveway, which is about a 1/2 acre plateau on a larger hill/ mountain.
Last year one day it was like the turkeys were holding a convention. 20+ turkeys enjoying the water tank.
Most of the time it's just 5 to 10. If I move too fast for their liking they will take to the air. Whether it's to fly over a small cliff next to the house, or just to fly over the fence. Occasionally to fly up the hill.
>> ...you've ever used baling twine as a belt.
Rope is getting SO FVCKING EXPENSIVE. I am beginning to start using baling wire where once I would have used rope.
