You know you live in the country if......

[GainGreene]

when you hear a bump in the night, and don't need to dail 911, because it's a raccoon on your porch, not a burglar wearing a ski mask.

I moved from the city to the sticks and first week the motion sensor was turning the outside lights on by my bedroom. For sure some shit was bout to go down someone trying to break in was my thoughts till I saw the armadillo waddle on by the door. I was laughing at my self for thinking what I did.

 

[rockymountainJ]

You know you live in the country when Walmart is over an hour away...... and your towns fast food consists of McDonalds...... fck I hate McDonalds......

 

[noyd666]

haven't been in Macca's fer 10 or more years since my egg muffin was not cooked, and that greasy sick chicken shit place Kentucky flied grease lol, fuker was not cooked through. cook our own.

 

[Green Squall]

When Jehovah's Witnesses don't knock on your door because you are in the middle of nowhere.

 

[rockymountainJ]

^ lol or when you answer the door for jehovas, naked.... why because your in the middle of nowhere!!!

 

[GainGreene]

You know you live in the country. When... You or your neighbors house has wheels on it.

 

[FoothillFarming]

You know you live in the country when you wake up and realize how good of a life you have. City folk don't know what they are missing.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

You know you live in the country when after it rains, the air smell like fresh soil, not wet concrete cement!

 

[canned abyss1]

When this is your backyard

 

[Capt.Ahab]

We have some new neighbors down the road a ways. They stopped to say hello the other day when I was doing some work on the gate at my driveway.
We made small talk, they seem nice, for city folk.
Anyhow, the wife said she noticed a dead cat in the road a ways back.
On my way to town last night I noticed the cat she was talking about.
There was a squashed possum in the road.

 

[DuskrayTroubador]

We have some new neighbors down the road a ways. They stopped to say hello the other day when I was doing some work on the gate at my driveway.
We made small talk, they seem nice, for city folk.
Anyhow, the wife said she noticed a dead cat in the road a ways back.
On my way to town last night I noticed the cat she was talking about.
There was a squashed possum in the road.

I'll give 'em six months.

 

[redlaser]

lot of baby skunks getting hit this time of year, seems like there is one every 2-3 miles traveled some trips. A few raccoons and deer as well, but that's year round. Don't see possums much anymore, and use to see armadillos but not so much anymore.

 

[noyd666]

IF THE POSTIE BRINGS A BOX OF GROCERIES OUT WITH THE MAIL.

 

[Betterhaff]

...You know what PPD means...

 

[rockymountainJ]

When your neighborhood is filled with 200k worth of toys and horses... living in double and single wides....... large steel buildings. Farm implements... cheers

 

[Happy Rooster]

when you're the Fire Chief of the local voluntary fire department, and the other three members are your cousin earl, your other cousin earl, and your brother in law also named earl.

 

[MicroRoy]

when you're the Fire Chief of the local voluntary fire department, and the other three members are your cousin earl, your other cousin earl, and your brother in law also named earl.

Hats off to Earl Senior that man must have gotten around.

 

[exploziv]

All I want to know if the Fire Chef's name is Earl, too..

 

[noyd666]

 

[armedoldhippy]

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there is no such thing as an "amateur female"; they are professionals from birth on. ask any man that has a daughter... (the sound of a mans spine winding around a pinky inserted here, LOL!)