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noyd666
when the postie is not riding a m/cycle.
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You know you live in the country if......
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Robrites
yup, ya done guessed right.......
rockymountainJ
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When you need a hell of a fence to protect your crop from your own animals....
When the hell of a spikey wire 1km fence is so twisted and fucked up that it 's you who are kept out from the farm animals, as they only respect it as long as there's enough fresh graze, otherwise the moffakkas vacas can smash it and get to your neighbour's pastures, bringing up a bitter confrontation that might last years, and all because you couldn't get there quick enough since you are looking for the proper entrance thus avoiding arms and legs from being scratched and your clothes in rags, so that precious two minutes are enough for all of them to go on the rampage eating the neighbours grass as quick as possible for they know you're coming and will shepperd them back with the single help of a stick and strategic zigzags leaving a sizeable chunk of the field somewhat fucked up for making bales. Not that it happened to me... i've seen it in a movie, eh!
When your city friends give you the bedroom with the bathroom... Seems my normal morning routine was causing their neighbors eye strain... Seems pissing off the front porch to check the weather is a county thing.. Go figure
yup. we piss off of the back patio here in town. at least, i do. aint sure about the missus...
yup. we piss off of the back patio here in town. at least, i do. aint sure about the missus...
Guilty. Especially when I'm drinking beer. I find it turns the grass incredibly green before it dies lol.
rockymountainJ
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When you can actually see the stars at night.... and I mean the whole sky!!!
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noyd666
not like Chicago where you only see gun flashes.
...And after this you realize you want to learn the constellations.
When you have real fucking trees. Not some glorified twigs with concrete at their base.
When you don't have a problem neighbor piling crap up against your house like Orangutrump does 
(lol sorry man couldn't resist)
(lol sorry man couldn't resist)
St. Phatty
Active member
Yesterday I smelled Skunk and I boiled it down to 3 choices -
* Roadkill Skunk
* Skunk family moved in
* an acre of Cannabis Skunk up the road.
Maybe one of those flags you use to tell wind direction can help solve this riddle.
* Roadkill Skunk
* Skunk family moved in
* an acre of Cannabis Skunk up the road.
Maybe one of those flags you use to tell wind direction can help solve this riddle.
FoothillFarming
Active member
WHen you look like you have crazy demons following you around and you have gone crazy. In reality, the flies have pushed you too far, and you just can't take it anymore.
