You know you live in the country if......

[stoned-trout]

 

[CosmicGiggle]

That's nutin, MY neighborhood has black bears!

 

[stoned-trout]

been there done that ...my last spot I bagged all my game without leaving the property...yeehaw....sometimes I miss the country but for now its back to city life...bears were common and made a mess of any trash left about causing some to have to be killed cause people are idiots...even game warden killed some babies too and I was pissed off...said it was too late and mom had trained them to go through garbage ...no rehabilitation possible as far as they were concerned...me I would of rather shot the stupid people...

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Here, we just leave um be and stay inside until they eat their way thru the 'hood.

My only issue is the 3 hugh old oak trees right by the house with all of the acorns, it's an invitation to a bear picnic.

And my yappy dogs just hate them.

 

[MicroRoy]

You see some Yuppies picking Berry's on your neighbors land. Stop to warn them that the bull is not always nice.

They give me additude. Oh I did not know this was your land.

I might have called them a couple of names. Before I asked did you know that this is not your land ¢π€££…? About that time I was wishing the bull would show up.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

oh yeah, being chased by the whole herd led by the bull - now that's country!

Been there.

 

[D.D.]

You know you live in the country if...... you know a stranger is coming because you don't recognize the sound of the engine .

 

[noyd666]

hot fresh scones used to be a welcome sight to new arrivals, fresh cream, real cream n blackberry jam. real b/jam.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When you go to the city for the weekend and all the cars, lights,noise,people,concrete, tar and bricks make you feel like you are having a bad trip.
Phew... Enough of that. Good to be home again.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

..... lots of retaining walls!

 

[Tonygreen]

If you are shocked at 1100 shootings in town in four months

 

[MicroRoy]

If you look at scat to see witch native fruits and berrys are ripe.

 

[Snook]

If you are shocked at 1100 shootings in town in four months

Tony. 1100 shootings!?? thyre hunting, right?


that's allot of shooting...

 

[Tonygreen]

That's one way of looking at it I reckon ha!

 

[Lochinvar]

..... your local govment is corrupt as all hell.

 

[MicroRoy]

You know your from the country if your favorite ride is a John Deer.

 

[Midwest sticky]

If you are shocked at 1100 shootings in town in four months

Sounds like my neighborhood, shit last week there were 5 drivebys.
Sad part is the people doing the shooting and the dead weren't even old enough to have a drivers license. What a waste of life.
Just a bunch of dumbass's trying to prove they're hard I guess.

 

[Robrites]

Your wheelbarrow is a Radio Flyer

Your wheelbarrow is a Radio Flyer

 

[ben_710]

If almost every single person is a volunteer firefighter

 

[PrimalHaze]

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beautiful country there