You know you live in the country if......

[noyd666]

WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE DUST OF CAR FOR 2 HOURS COMING FOR A VISIT, HOPE.

 

[armedoldhippy]

when you use three red corn cobs, then a white one to see if you need to use more red ones... a true country person will know what i am talking about.

 

[Betterhaff]

Always good to have a pile.

 

[MicroRoy]

You know you live in the country.If your preferred roach clip is a pair of pliers.

 

[Stoner4Life]

ain't nuthin' but country as far as the eye can see.......

 

[MicroRoy]

You know you're country if you can cook with the big Dutch Oven.

 

[noyd666]

cooks lovely food, even good tucker, still got a smaller one.

 

[St. Phatty]

You know you live in the country.If your preferred roach clip is a pair of pliers.

small vise grip works pretty good too

 

[Snook]

ain't nuthin' but country as far as the eye can see.......


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That's some funny shit, SFL.

 

[MicroRoy]

small vise grip works pretty good too

My vicegrips are being used for faucet handles.

 

[Betterhaff]

Mine is attached to the accelerator cable in my car...hand throttle lol.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i use them as window cranks in my truck...

 

[Cannacamper]

LOL, Now I've done that. HA HA

 

[MicroRoy]

If you can back up a trailer behind a wagon.

 

[exploziv]

.. When wild animals jump over your fence and act like they are at home. Then, when you sit a bit and think about it you realise they really are at home, and you are the intruder. Then you embrace it and live happy around them.

 

[Stoner4Life]

gotta be redneck engineered.......

 

[Cmobile9]

When the water company and police department share the same parking lot!

 

[Coba]

 

[CosmicGiggle]

When the water company and police department share the same parking lot!

Here, the local Elementary School shares the same corner with the Police and the Library with the Southern Baptist church right across the street!

Nice and tidy, I like it like that.

 

[GainGreene]

You know you live in the country... When one car in front of you is traffic