I wish Howard Marks was still alive and writing his detective novels. I've got an idea for one. It would have been awesome and it contains characters which are all thinly veiled references to names, faces and stories we've all heard.
It starts when a group of 22 year olds from Morris Minnesota take a trip to Amsterdam, and there (having smoked a bit too much strong Sativa), they have the idea to get to the bottom of all the conspiracy theories surrounding "Skunk" once and for all. So they hatch a plot to kidnap pot celeb "Ben the Budman" and hold him prisoner while interrogating him about the DEA and "his plan" (which they read on some shady stoner website so it must be true) to make it impossible to grow cannabis anywhere in the world without paying him a $500 per month licence fee.
Enter our hero, who has to negotiate the coffeshops and hookers in his efforts to find the Budman without getting distracted by morroccan hash and tiddies along the way, and maybe be taught his secret hash seperation technique by way of thanks.
It starts when a group of 22 year olds from Morris Minnesota take a trip to Amsterdam, and there (having smoked a bit too much strong Sativa), they have the idea to get to the bottom of all the conspiracy theories surrounding "Skunk" once and for all. So they hatch a plot to kidnap pot celeb "Ben the Budman" and hold him prisoner while interrogating him about the DEA and "his plan" (which they read on some shady stoner website so it must be true) to make it impossible to grow cannabis anywhere in the world without paying him a $500 per month licence fee.
Enter our hero, who has to negotiate the coffeshops and hookers in his efforts to find the Budman without getting distracted by morroccan hash and tiddies along the way, and maybe be taught his secret hash seperation technique by way of thanks.