The Original O'l Farts Club.

[imiubu]

skinny ones not rotund ones

Dunno as if I've ever seen a rotund crack head

 

[imiubu]

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Dang, wish I'd have thought of that haha
Could never figure those things out.

 

[imiubu]

prickly pear cactus.

They hurt to take out.

While living in FL, out drinking one night, we decided to go get a bag of weed.
Along some road, we pulled over so I could pee.
Being a bit tipsy, I fell backwards into on of those basitd cactus's.
Yeah, my night out was over. They were in my back and ass.
I couldn't even sit down in the car, I road facing backwards on my
knees. It hurt so bad just to pull my pants up. Even drunk, I wanted
to cry.
Took my roomie over an hour just to pull all those fucking spikes out.
Then I sat in a cool bathtub and passed out after the ordeal.

Moral of the story:
Don't get drunk and piss on the roadside in FL

 

[SubGirl]

garlic scapes are a thing of beauty

Is this scapes?

 

[Boo]

I'm outta here folks, y'all enjoy the evening....I'm pooped

 

[SubGirl]

While living in FL, out drinking one night, we decided to go get a bag of weed.
Along some road, we pulled over so I could pee.
Being a bit tipsy, I fell backwards into on of those basitd cactus's.
Yeah, my night out was over. They were in my back and ass.
I couldn't even sit down in the car, I road facing backwards on my
knees. It hurt so bad just to pull my pants up. Even drunk, I wanted
to cry.
Took my roomie over an hour just to pull all those fucking spikes out.
Then I sat in a cool bathtub and passed out after the ordeal.

Moral of the story:
Don't get drunk and piss on the roadside in FL

Great memory tho huh?

 

[SubGirl]

I'm outta here folks, y'all enjoy the evening....I'm pooped

Sleep good brother

 

[imiubu]

Yeah, landlords are considered pariah here and new laws are enacted to take all control of our businesses away from us.

IE: I can't rent to the best applicant, I have to rent to the first to apply, even if they are Section 8, been evicted for cause from their previous address, or are a convicted child molester.

I am responsible for relocation costs if I evict a tenant or if I raise the rent over 10% and decide to move instead of paying it.

If they stop paying the rent, it takes an act of congress to evict them and then it is a lengthy process.

Stupider that that, if I have an empty rental and someone moves in and squats, I can't just remove them or have them removed. I have to go through as lengthy process to evict them, with no recourse on the damages they may do while squatting.

Our local DA is releasing property criminals and dismissing the charges because there aren't enough public defenders available to handle them all and we can't violate their constitutional rights.

Need more fellas like Flash

 

[imiubu]

Great memory tho huh?

Yes, only after the fact though
And to be totally honest, it may have had a lot to do with the quaaludes too

 

[imiubu]

Hide

Howdy back to do as much chicanery as I can get away with...had a couple of grape Nehi's and am looking for trouble....

I always favored the Cream Soda

 

[Putembk]

I always favored the Cream Soda

I don't like it.....Radar likes it. Figure it out

 

[Putembk]

Hint ....Television series from decades ago.....

 

[Putembk]

Not Benny Hill

 

[dogzter]

While living in FL, out drinking one night, we decided to go get a bag of weed.
Along some road, we pulled over so I could pee.
Being a bit tipsy, I fell backwards into on of those basitd cactus's.
Yeah, my night out was over. They were in my back and ass.
I couldn't even sit down in the car, I road facing backwards on my
knees. It hurt so bad just to pull my pants up. Even drunk, I wanted
to cry.
Took my roomie over an hour just to pull all those fucking spikes out.
Then I sat in a cool bathtub and passed out after the ordeal.

Moral of the story:
Don't get drunk and piss on the roadside in FL

Coulda been worse.........it was florida.

Is this scapes?
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That is a scape you can plant it or eat it.
Takes lonver than cloves to make heads but they work great.

 

[Putembk]

Not Benny Hill

Ha ha

 

[flower~power]

M.A.S.H

 

[flower~power]

I bought a 12 pound watermelon. It’s already half gone in a day …probably not a good idea at 10 at night though… all that

 

[imiubu]

I liked Cream Soda long before M.A.S.H. became a popular tv show.
What's wrong with Radar?
Artificial grape flavor was never my thing.
I did love Orange Crush as a kid though.

Speaking of grape... the weed flavor of choice tonight is:
BOG's Sour Grape

 

[SubGirl]

I don't like it.....Radar likes it. Figure it out

Radars favorite soda

 

[imiubu]

I'm outta here folks, y'all enjoy the evening....I'm pooped

Good night Boo