The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Janborrego]

Good Morning.

 

[Unca Walt]

My general funds account has gotten very skinny in the last year. I’ve invested in quite a bit of gold, which I didn’t expect to do so I’m going to be the Jewish lawyer on this one. I will probably make more than half a dozen trips to the courthouse to put this thing to bed, but after the way I was talk to I’ll go there every day for the rest of my life just to get a pound of flesh…

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There It Is.

That, ladeez and gennamin, is the kind of sumbitch you want with you in the grass. Too stoopidpissedoff to slow down, much less back down from opposition.

Note to Self: Don't shoot Boo... it'll only piss him off.

 

[Unca Walt]

 

[Unca Walt]

they all cant be princes

Now THAT was funny!!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail - the budget for this film was so low - they couldn't afford horses -

 

[Gray Wolf]

Wake up!

 

[Unca Walt]

I picked the Jeep up on the third day of a one-day turnaround to address two factory recalls, and in addition to taking longer than estimated, they tried to upsell me by telling me that based on my 140K mileage, my fluids need replacing, my serpentine belt is showing excessive wear, and I need new sparkplugs. I asked if they checked the condition or if they were just going by milage and was told they checked.

As they quoted $298 just to replace the serpentine belt and the rest of the prices were about equally absurd, I declined and checked out the serpentine belt when I got home. We just recently bought the car used, but as I remembered correctly, the belt was virtually new and I the transmission fluid is still bright and clear with good smells, as it was when I checked it out before buying it. I haven't checked the differentials but I'm pretty sure they didn't even bother to check either, just automatically went for my throat and wallet.

I paid cash for my 2020 Toyota Camry. They are calling on the phone to upsell an oil change to what would have resembled a fargin overhaul.

I pointed out that we have 16000 miles on the car, and had the complete (under warranty) "overhaul" at 12,000 miles, and hung up.

 

[SubGirl]

Good Morning.

Good morning Jan.

 

[Littleleaf]

Canning day. 3 pressure canners will making the chattering hissing sound most of the day.

Butt first, the paperwork....

 

[jokerman]

did they also check the undercoating and offer the upgrade to the Kevlar coating?

wow Kevlar

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Just made a coupla cheesy pies - all covered and put away now - after cooling - sneaked a piece - Mmmmm - kept it simple this time - not too many ingredients - but lots of good minced beef - extra mature cheddar - onions - garlic - red peppers - mashed potato - beef bouillon and double cream -

 

[jokerman]

Kevlar is so old school! The quoted me the new diamond dust coating, which is oh so much better, though more costly, and for just a little more, they throw in a new limited car warranty.

Lucky

 

[jokerman]

Zig is great with other dogs though I can’t take any credit. I think the family that had him before we adopted him did a good job with that. Even dogs acting hostile towards him get his puppy dance. He got bit a few weeks ago, shrugged it off and ran off to play with a couple of other friendly dogs. I got lucky with Zig.

So did he

 

[Unca Walt]

I just discovered (from CSPAN yet) that MySonTheDoctor did exactly as Trump -- as President -- pleaded for doctors to do. Scott did it at great risk, and saved many** lives.

**Dunno how many, because he never lost a single plandemic patient.

Scooter will never get the Nobel Prize for administering hydrochloroquine to all his patients. But I believe he earned it more than some others.

 

[Digger102]

Good morning

 

[Boo]

Good morning people’s…

 

[HempKat]

You probably haven't ever watched MASH!

Oh yeah, I forgot, that was Radar's drink of choice wasn't it? You know you're not realy living until you combine your grape Nehi with a nice Moon pie? Grape Nehi and Moon pies, they go together like...well two things that go togehter..

 

[SubGirl]

Good morning friends. Sunny and high in the 80s today with less humidity than yesterday. Shifting the afternoon dog walk to a bit later when the sun goes down a little providing some shade for at least half our walk. Hope everyone has a swell day. Join me in a morning hooter

 

[SubGirl]

Good morning people’s…

Good morning boo

 

[Unca Walt]

Just in case this has not been noted by anyone:

In just TWO DAYS the US dollar is going to take the biggest, hardest hit** in its history.

** The Petrodollar will have ceased to exist this coming Monday morning.

For 50 years, the Saudis have made the entire world use US fiat for their oil. That deal is OVER. [door slams shut]