Holy SHIT! I try to find the best in a person. With this
For instance, when I pushed him down the stairs.
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For instance, when I pushed him down the stairs.
Well, d'you remember the guy holding his arms up to stop the world (and moon, IIRC) for a whole day while a battle was fought? They just plugged that one in. It was just laying around unused:I would just like to know how they come up with 3 days and 3 nights between Good Friday crucifixion and Sunday morning resurrection?…
Joshua 10:13
"And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day."
And to make up any lost/missing coupla hours or so:
Isaiah 38:8
"I will make the sun's shadow that falls on the stairway of Ahaz go back ten steps.'" So the sunlight went back the ten steps it had descended.
Unca 83:4
"And on that day, the Sun rose in the Yeast..."
Nah. This one is strictly political. The Roman Emperor Constantine I was having difficulties with internecine squabbles between various priests from different parts of the Empire about how/when the Resurrection should be defined and recognized.
Christmas is the pagan thing.
I couldn't sell pardons in a Women's Prison.
I had no issues ,no ill effects and went out to eat right afterwards.
I thought for sure they would find my amazon remote ,need to look elsewhere.
I like putting a pillow over their head and choke the shit out of them.
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so, about 4 oz of water in a bowl, nuke for 45 seconds, put can or pouch of cat food in the bowl, wait 2 minutes, and voilà ... prey temperature food. my cat loves it.
good with crackers too.
Peter Rabbit whispered she waiting in the weeds…. Hopitty hopitty hop….
well….we’re all dem Fool jokes….
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I had tne postal inspector call me on this day in 13.
Said my half dozen packages smelled like weed and that shits against the law!
I was all this is a weird april fools joke..........it wasn't.
Turns out they need a warrant to open your mail,ups and fedex do not.
He was trying to avoid the courts and do me a favor as they were all full of seeds and hash.
I fesssed they were seeds he laughed and said stop it and ne would burn the boxes without any warrants saving me some court time..........I appreciated that and only in Montana would that have gone that way.
Said my half dozen packages smelled like weed and that shits against the law!
I was all this is a weird april fools joke..........it wasn't.
Turns out they need a warrant to open your mail,ups and fedex do not.
He was trying to avoid the courts and do me a favor as they were all full of seeds and hash.
I fesssed they were seeds he laughed and said stop it and ne would burn the boxes without any warrants saving me some court time..........I appreciated that and only in Montana would that have gone that way.
