CharlesU Farley
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Almost spewed iced tea all over my tablet on that one... yeah as long as you're puree the shit out of those mangoes and there's no possible, noticeable sign of their existence, I'm sure I'd love it!!!(*snork*) That got genuine laugh. Such would never happen at the Sneakydicker househole.
Why? sez he. Becuz you picks 'em fully sized, but green as grass. You puts 'em stem down in paper bags** until they ripen.
** Sooper Sekrit: The fruit exude a gas. If confined/concentrated, it makes the mango ripen all the way through at once.
So fargin what, just a kewl trick? Nossir. I can schedule when I am going to cut up ALL the mangoes on my tree at one time to freeze the chunks to make mango cakes all year.
Send me some weed and I'll send you a genuine mango cake. <-- I love it with cold milk.
Oh. There are no gagging chunks.