The Original O'l Farts Club.

[bigsur51]

Dry....Slate grey mayfly. I have tied dozens of those.... don't waste your $$$. But, no more short jokes......my feelings are hurt

okie dokie…

i will try and be more sensitive in the future……

 

[Putembk]

okie dokie…

i will try and be more sensitive in the future……

















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I hate that fk'n song...yer not gonna quit are you?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

my Swede is about 5’4” and 120




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Just measured mine - and she's 4ft 11 inches and 42 kilos - as my old man used to say 'Get a small wife - the smaller - the cheaper to feed ' - and 'Good things come in small packages ' -

 

[bigsur51]

I hate that fk'n song...yer not gonna quit are you?

my sincere apologies….i could not help myself…I need psychotherapy with mood lights

 

[Putembk]

I am gonna report you!

 

[Putembk]

I just went to MP and did it....hippie is coming after you.

 

[BrassNwood]

Bulking up nicely. Mid-march by day count to harvest. Forest Gump. Smells like a stick of juicy fruit gum.

 

[bigsur51]

I just went to MP and did it....hippie is coming after you.

hey , we may be going up to Boulder this week so maybe we will swing by your place and spark one up

we are gonna make an offer on this rig…

 

[Putembk]

hey , we may be going up to Boulder this week so maybe we will swing by your place and spark one up

we are gonna make an offer on this rig…


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It would be good to see you....bring your fly rod....I want to rig it up.

 

[Gray Wolf]

I grew up in the sticks..... hunting, fishing and camping from the time I could walk.

Me too!

He says hes been operating a L98 - A2 cadet rifle -

l98a2 rifle - Search Videos

www.bing.com

 

[OleReynard]

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That's hilarious

 

[OleReynard]

I grew up in the sticks..... hunting, fishing and camping from the time I could walk.

Yep me too.
Trapping hunting boating fishing
Kept out of trouble that way.
Had my son in a duck blind age 3

 

[Africanna]

*Senior Citizens*
Two old men, Frank and Albert used to meet regularly for breakfast. Then Frank disappeared for a month. Albert was worried but he could not remember Frank’s home address.
After one month Frank reappeared.
*Albert:* "What happened to you? You had me worried."
*Frank:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "Jailed for what?
*Frank:* "Remember Lily, the waitress who works at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes l do. What about her?"
*Frank:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud that I pleaded guilty.
*The damn Judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."*

 

[Gray Wolf]

George Burns said that sex after 80 was like shooting pool with a rope.

 

[jokerman]

I just went to MP and did it....hippie is coming after you.

be careful ,he yells

 

[jokerman]

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Gym​

I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays."

 

[Putembk]

be careful ,he yells

Yup, runs to Angie and spills his guts.....

 

[Putembk]

 

[Putembk]

 

[Putembk]

@ Big