kinda tough on him, no?
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Thanks brother!
I studied Korean karate, as well as European foil, saber, and epee, before moving on to Japanese aikido, and kendo. By age 38 my left knee was bad enough that I had to give them all up and stick to sports I could do sitting/lying down.
There's some crusty old guy over here wanting young women to cover up more. Created quite a stir for a day or so.
It works...if old men would hook up and donate to a oil company our energy problems would be solved!
I am going to the Great American Sportsman Show in Lancaster Pa and Pres Trump is going to speak.
He doesn't know Im going and so Im safe he wouldn't call me to the podium
Brought enough thc products to take care of a family of four.
We go to Dietricks a German Butcherr shop some what famous.
I would buy 20 lbs of bacon,
Now a lb of bacon is $9.40 a pound
$9.00 a lb when you buy 10 lbs.
Thick cut restaurant depot bacon is $22 for 5 lbs.
Liverwurst is a target
He doesn't know Im going and so Im safe he wouldn't call me to the podium
Brought enough thc products to take care of a family of four.
We go to Dietricks a German Butcherr shop some what famous.
I would buy 20 lbs of bacon,
Now a lb of bacon is $9.40 a pound
$9.00 a lb when you buy 10 lbs.
Thick cut restaurant depot bacon is $22 for 5 lbs.
Liverwurst is a target
That is directly proportional to whether you have an ass that desirable as opposed to one that is not..There's some crusty old guy over here wanting young women to cover up more. Created quite a stir for a day or so.
Poor Ian. I don’t think he will win his case…
Logically you'd think so?
I'm gonna write to the council demanding that pubic hair be brought back. Fed up with shaven porn. What is the world coming to?
We all have burdens to bear
If there is anything I can do to help ,please let me know
In the news today - we have the oh so sad story of a pair of bollocks rotting in a fridge - (you couldn't make this up)
Kingsley replied: 'They were my testicles. We're talking about my nuts. I wanted them in my fridge - not his. He denied me access to my own body parts. I don't think that can be quantified. The damages were the loss of these nuts.'
www.dailymail.co.uk
Michigan transgender Muslim woman loses case against ex who she sued for throwing out jar of her former pair of testicles that she kept in the FRIDGE
Kingsley replied: 'They were my testicles. We're talking about my nuts. I wanted them in my fridge - not his. He denied me access to my own body parts. I don't think that can be quantified. The damages were the loss of these nuts.'
Transgender woman loses case against ex who threw out jar of testicles
A transgender Muslim woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for throwing out her surgically removed testicles which she left rotting his fridge.
Thegreengrower64
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In the news today - we have the oh so sad story of a pair of bollocks rotting in a fridge - (you couldn't make this up)
Michigan transgender Muslim woman loses case against ex who she sued for throwing out jar of her former pair of testicles that she kept in the FRIDGE
Kingsley replied: 'They were my testicles. We're talking about my nuts. I wanted them in my fridge - not his. He denied me access to my own body parts. I don't think that can be quantified. The damages were the loss of these nuts.'
Transgender woman loses case against ex who threw out jar of testicles
A transgender Muslim woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for throwing out her surgically removed testicles which she left rotting his fridge.
shit just gets crazier and crazier Dailey.. Should've kept them where they belonged in the first place.
In the fridge - next to the eggs
Should've kept them where they belonged in the first place.
? ROTFLMAO!
Debbie Downer here again... Sumbody up there musta looked down at yer pore Unca and said, "Let's drop another rock on the sumbitch."
After whining about my old boo-boo's breaking bad, it turns out I never got around to the MRI/X-ray stuff yesterday.
Nope, my Red Witch can now hardly walk. I have to help her get around.
She can only step slowly in tiny zombie steps due to spinal stenosis... and she cannot get her now due spinal shot because she took suddenly very ill. Terrible coughing, cannot sleep or eat. My beautiful wife looks like Death taking a shit. Pale, weak, and shaky and trying very gallantly not to cry.
She's tested positive for Wusan Flu. I have to go get a $500 prescription for her later this afternoon. The money means nothing.
On the "positive" side, the MRI/X-ray bullshit for my electric-shock shoulder-to-fingertips fun** is gonna be done this morning in a few hours. I got lucky and the wizards had a new slot that opened for me. Mebbe they'll find something they can fix.
** "fun" is the Mandarin word for "shit".
Mebbe my 5 lag bolts need tightening.
Meanwhile, I have been put on steroids at the crash level. Like two pills every 3 hours all day...
(*sigh*) I re-read yesterday's original lament. You guys are a super bunch, no error. How genuine strangers can be so supportive is simply amazing.
God bless the lot of you. There isn't a single turd in the whole punchbowl.
After whining about my old boo-boo's breaking bad, it turns out I never got around to the MRI/X-ray stuff yesterday.
Nope, my Red Witch can now hardly walk. I have to help her get around.
She can only step slowly in tiny zombie steps due to spinal stenosis... and she cannot get her now due spinal shot because she took suddenly very ill. Terrible coughing, cannot sleep or eat. My beautiful wife looks like Death taking a shit. Pale, weak, and shaky and trying very gallantly not to cry.
She's tested positive for Wusan Flu. I have to go get a $500 prescription for her later this afternoon. The money means nothing.
On the "positive" side, the MRI/X-ray bullshit for my electric-shock shoulder-to-fingertips fun** is gonna be done this morning in a few hours. I got lucky and the wizards had a new slot that opened for me. Mebbe they'll find something they can fix.
** "fun" is the Mandarin word for "shit".
Mebbe my 5 lag bolts need tightening.
Meanwhile, I have been put on steroids at the crash level. Like two pills every 3 hours all day...
(*sigh*) I re-read yesterday's original lament. You guys are a super bunch, no error. How genuine strangers can be so supportive is simply amazing.
God bless the lot of you. There isn't a single turd in the whole punchbowl.
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And if there is a turd still in the loo - let me know - and I will flush it - and scrub/clean
the bowl with DOMESTOS!
Chin up Walt - and smile in the face of adversity - (if you can)
