The Original O'l Farts Club.

[buzzmobile]

ho le fuk let a man finish his coffee

Can't help it. I'm feelin' funny today.

 

[BubbasPlace]

Man or woman.....pick a hole and stay with it......

It's already been picked....some are just that dumb to think one has a choice?

 

[Rodehazrd]

Concerning egg nog I use boiled custard in my recipe. I keep the recipe in the way back of the box along with my award winning mint julep card. I feel obligated to have one custard for Christmas and one julep for Derby. Otherwise it’s a sin to adulterate good bourbon.

 

[jokerman]

Have a question for Gypsy
First time on a international site so im loaded with questions about the other side of the pond!
1 Do you have a bigfoot?
2 If so is he friendly as everyone says?
3 Is there really a loch ness monster?
4 If there is ,is he really Scottish or an English imposter.
5 Is every English person I meet really related to Paul Mc Cartney?
6 do you have pizza?
7 Is it any good?
I feel a disturbance in the force so I will end this and seek council in the loo.

 

[jokerman]

Walking back from the gym along the Thames River tow path - (where the old barges used to be towed by horses) - I got into a verbal confrontation with some idiot half my age or more - due to him cycling along this path - which has plenty of signs telling everyone to dismount and walk with their bikes - since many young children - older people and dogs - use it to escape vehicular traffic - and only a few yards from the tow path - is a dedicated cycling route -

Standing in front of his cycle as he approached - I put my hands ️ up - stopped him - and told him that there was a cycle route - 'over there' -pointing to the route that he should have been on -

He obviously knew that he shouldn't be cycling where he was - but decided to try and force the bike past me - which failed - then he kept saying 'You have no authority over me' - and started using threatening language to try and scare me off - which failed also - it was a stale mate - until he finally dismounted - and so I let him pass - but he remounted his bicycle - as I said - 'At least someone pulled you up on it!' - maybe he will think twice about cycling that route again - I hope so

Baton therapy
Useful and internationally understood

 

[oldfogey8]

If you feel like our country is being invaded, like I do, but think it is more of a soft coup thing(the demographic shift to overwhelm Americans votes), like I did, this interview with Dr Weinstein may change your suspicions. The Darien Gap in Panama has an ‘immigrant’ camp populated by almost exclusively military aged Chinese males.

Buy ammo and get ready…

https://x.com/tuckercarlson/status/1753190238502170900?s=46

 

[Putembk]

Have a question for Gypsy
First time on a international site so im loaded with questions about the other side of the pond!
1 Do you have a bigfoot?
2 If so is he friendly as everyone says?
3 Is there really a loch ness monster?
4 If there is ,is he really Scottish or an English imposter.
5 Is every English person I meet really related to Paul Mc Cartney?
6 do you have pizza?
7 Is it any good?
I feel a disturbance in the force so I will end this and seek council in the loo.

Inquiring minds want to know....

 

[buzzmobile]

1 Do you have a bigfoot?

Yetis are cooler than bigfeet.

 

[Putembk]

It's ground hog day......is your hog grounded ot are ya gonna ride it today?

 

[Putembk]

Yetis are cooler than bigfeet.

Those are nice... heavy though...

 

[BubbasPlace]

Great news, sir!

Years back, I drove by a panhandler at an intersection with a ‘will work for food’ sign. I drove to a McD’s up the street, bought him a couple of Chicken sammiches, an order of fries and a bottle of water. When I gave it to him, he said he would have preferred cash but said thanks. I left a bit disillusioned.

Yup it's a scam. We have guys standing on every corner. There are more food pantrys than you can shack a stick at. They have no dope, cigs, or booze at those places.

 

[BubbasPlace]

I’m doing the same all snuggled up in my comforter and sitting in front of the fireplace with the boys. I think I ate one too many slices of pizza on the way home and now I feel like a beached whale but the rest of my week is free, so I’m just going to enjoy the moment. Thank you for all the kind words, my friends. I love you all…

Party on, Boo!

 

[buzzmobile]

OK last Thursday I moved the Tester seedlings to the flower room. I left them in there for three days, and I moved them back to the veg room Sunday morning. Yesterday I took a close look at them and all 5 were showing their sexy bits. There are 3 females and 2 males. 1-1, 1-2, and 1-4 are female. 1-3 and 1-5 are not..."thanks for playing, guys, we're finished with you."

1-1

1-2

1-4

DaBoyz

And finally...


A Brush With Death

 

[jokerman]

Yetis are cooler than bigfeet.

but cost a lot more ffs!
I will never forget pullin in to home depot and a man in loadin his pick up , pushes his cart out of my way for me to use and drives off. A gentleman. I park and get the cart and he left his yeti coffee insulated cup behind. I waited for a half hour out of respect but he never came back.I own it now.

 

[SubGirl]

not yet, gotta go at it again this morn. i have to take a hammer and a bar to knock the fan loose, but my bars were to short. gonna cut one today and handle. a screw on left hand thread fan hub in my mind is not a good design, but it works. ended up spending most of the day with the wife.

I would think LH threads design would be standard but wht the heck do I know. I made one of my first mistakes as a young outside machinist apprentice with left handed threads. Will never forget that lesson… good luck and don’t skin up your hands along the way

 

[jokerman]

Those are nice... heavy though...

Do you know how to say "Yeti" in Italian?
"It cost a lotta money"

 

[jokerman]

I would think LH threads design would be standard but wht the heck do I know. I made one of my first mistakes as a young outside machinist apprentice with left handed threads. Will never forget that lesson… good luck and don’t skin up your hands along the way

Spoken by a Woman with experience

 

[buzzmobile]

I would think LH threads design would be standard but wht the heck do I know. I made one of my first mistakes as a young outside machinist apprentice with left handed threads. Will never forget that lesson… good luck and don’t skin up your hands along the way

Chrysler/Dodge cars had left hand thread lug nuts on the left side.

 

[Putembk]

Do you know how to say "Yeti" in Italian?
"It cost a lotta money"

My son in law has one....good cooler.

 

[SubGirl]

You're not a plumber. Stay in your lane.

Yeah but electricians have to look at a lot of plumbers crack. Even more than plumbers sometimes.