The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

Almost fell out of my chair when I saw you didn't have them on the list.

You can sign me up for loaded nachos...

you will need to speak to her.
I put her in charge.
Looking to steer this post away from catheters and wounds

 

[moose eater]

you will need to speak to her.
I put her in charge.
Looking to steer this post away from catheters and wounds
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what about broken hearts?

 

[SubGirl]

There is a less invasive surgery and the condition returned on my left hand again. So I opted for the non surgical approach. Most painful thing I have ever gone through in my life. Requiring 20 shots of medicine and Novocaine directly into my finger.....this is my hand after the procedure.....

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[jokerman]

what about broken hearts?

I had a few....

 

[jokerman]

I highly recommend her to help you trim .
You dont even need to grow weed

 

[Putembk]

Don't mean to make anybody sick but this is a pic of a 3 finger Dup. Like I said I had all five done on both hands. Took months to heal and have full motion again.

 

[SubGirl]

Don't mean to make anybody sick but this is a pic of a 3 finger Dup. Like I said I had all five done on both hands. Took months to heal and have full motion again.

 

[moose eater]

 

[Janborrego]

Dang I hand carpal tunnel on both hands and I never regained strength in either hand. Mine didn't look bad though it was about 2 inches or so just above my wrist.

 

[moose eater]

Don't mean to make anybody sick but this is a pic of a 3 finger Dup. Like I said I had all five done on both hands. Took months to heal and have full motion again.

When they 'fixed' my right knee in 1991, there was a video recorded from inside my knee, of the arthroscopic tools and various parts of the procedure, but you could hear the Docs and nurses talking and listening to music.

The first thing, right off, the phone in the out-patient surgery room rings, and it's the surgeon's office, letting him know he has the wrong chart (In other words, not my file), and he assures her they'd already figured that out.

The rest of the procedure, as they're cutting and grinding away inside my knee, they're talking about favorite rock-n-roll, polygamy versus monogamy, etc.

I learned a lot about knee surgery and my health care team by watching that VHS tape. Though the otherwise private idiosyncrasies of my health care team's lives were far more infatuating.

 

[Sun&Soil]

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I had to go to my happy place.

 

[jokerman]

When they 'fixed' my right knee in 1991, there was a video recorded from inside my knee of the arthroscopic tools and various parts of the procedure, but you could hear the Docs and nurses talking and listening to music.

The first thing, right off, the phone in the out-patient surgery room rings, and it's the surgeon's office, letting him know he has the wrong chart (In other words, not my file), and he assures her they'd already figured that out.

The rest of the procedure, as they're cutting and grinding away inside my knee, they're talking about favorite rock-n-roll, polygamy versus monogamy, etc.

I learned a lot about knee surgery and my health care team by watching that VHS tape. Though the otherwise private idiosyncrasies of my health care team's lives were far more infatuating.

When I had that surgery, they give baby boys I kept my eyes closed and screamed out in pain ,and no one listened..

 

[moose eater]

When I had that surgery, they give baby boys I kept my eyes closed and screamed out in pain ,and no one listened..

Did that lead to a lifetime of hollering? Trying to be heard? Striking out in frustration at a world that seemed to not care?

It did for me...

 

[Sun&Soil]

@jokerman
You're LI correct? Spend much time up in the ADK'S?

 

[SubGirl]

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I had to go to my happy place.

Wow that does look happy

 

[Gray Wolf]

you will need to speak to her.
I put her in charge.
Looking to steer this post away from catheters and wounds
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Nice nips! I wonder what the line around her left leg is?

 

[moose eater]

Frankly, that and a thousand other things turned me into a criminal... albeit with a certain amount of willingness on my part and a lot of smiling...

 

[jokerman]

Nice nips! I wonder what the line around her left leg is?

my contact information

 

[Janborrego]

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I had to go to my happy place.

That is a beautiful Happy Place

 

[moose eater]

Cheater's low(er)-carb egg-nogg imposter:

1 jigger 46% (or whatever sort) spiced rum

1/2 to 1-1/2 tsp organic maple syrup

3 to 5 oz. of unsweetened (good quality) vanilla almond milk (I use Almond Breeze)

1 to 2 TBSP 40% heavy whipping cream

Stir

Enough ground nutmeg to taste it; maybe 1/16-tsp, +/-

Stir the maple syrup up really well with just the rum and syrup in the cup/glass, then add the rest of the stuff, and finally, about 3-4 decent-sized ice cubes.

Christmas whatever time of year, with substantially less damage to the glucose levels. No claims of protection to kidneys and liver, however...