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SubGirl

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Cheater's low(er)-carb egg-nogg imposter:

1 jigger 46% (or whatever sort) spiced rum

1/2 to 1-1/2 tsp organic maple syrup

3 to 5 oz. of unsweetened (good quality) vanilla almond milk (I use Almond Breeze)

1 to 2 TBSP 40% heavy whipping cream

Stir

Enough ground nutmeg to taste it; maybe 1/16-tsp, +/-

Stir the maple syrup up really well with just the rum and syrup in the cup/glass, then add the rest of the stuff, and finally, about 3-4 decent-sized ice cubes.

Christmas whatever time of year, with substantially less damage to the glucose levels.
Egg nog ain‘t my gig. Spiced rum either but I know someone that might like the egg nogg imposter 🤪
 

moose eater

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Egg nog ain‘t my gig. Spiced rum either but I know someone that might like the egg nogg imposter 🤪
It's good as an aperitif, or during the holidays, but in my experience it's not something to have more than 1 of.

Spent a long time coming up with ways to modify recipes to make them more acceptable, in order to have things that I otherwise had written off. As well as long-time recipes we did here that had nothing to do with glucose health.

Started at one point to write a combination adventure, smuggling, recipe cookbook, entitled, something to the effect of 'The Blacklisted House-Husband's Cookbook of Underground Recipes for Long Nuclear Winter Days & Nights.'

At least the cover photo was impressive, though we never got as far as figuring out any book-signing itineraries. :)
 
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OleReynard

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Damn you all, I take a walk and I am 4 pages behind again.

I had a condition on my hand called Dupuytrens Contracture which requires major hand surgery. Here is a picture right after surgery. This was only one finger.....I had all five done on both hands.

The second surgery had complications and the surgeon had to rush because of tourniquet time. As a result I got a staff infection on my left ring finger. It was so bad they though they were gonna have to amputate it.

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That sucks I got that in both hands it hits a big part of the Nordic population
 

OleReynard

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There is a less invasive surgery and the condition returned on my left hand again. So I opted for the non surgical approach. Most painful thing I have ever gone through in my life. Requiring 20 shots of medicine and Novocaine directly into my finger.....this is my hand after the procedure.....

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No fuckin way buddy, that sucks aint no way I'm getting mine done.
Is this typical.
Man I'm beginning to think I can't hang here, I'm not as old as ya all are, yet!
I'm hearing everyone's aches and pains, I don't care to know what I got coming, lmao
 

jokerman

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No fuckin way buddy, that sucks aint no way I'm getting mine done.
Is this typical.
Man I'm beginning to think I can't hang here, I'm not as old as ya all are, yet!
I'm hearing everyone's aches and pains, I don't care to know what I got coming, lmao
If you give us a complete list of your meds and any specialists that you see we can advise you on all health matters☝️
Not to mention February is national prostate month and should get yours checked b4 the rush.
 

SubGirl

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I love egg nog. like melted vanilla ice cream

Bubba
Funny my momma use to find good deals in the bent can section and other places when I was a kid. She once came home with 12 gallons of egg nog icecream. You would have been in heaven. I opted out whenever it was served. Momma was always mad at me for hating it… for a whole year…
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
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When I was young and stupid, I went to a party and had no knowledge of eggnog. I drank more eggnog, then a human should. Later in the evening, it came up with a vengeance, and I can never go near that stuff again with that memory.
Bubba, I just seed my lemon Betty the other day and I got lady friends in the tent. I don’t normally grow spindley plants but I’m gonna give us one to try.
 

BubbasPlace

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Looking for the first smoke report on all this lemon Betty x TK yall are growin…
I really dont know what to do, this regular seed thing I havent done in a long time. If more F/M show, or not, I think I will take the lower shoots, which are already coming right on up for clones, marking which is which. If enough females to clone and let go to seed with a male.

Or just put them all in the same tent for a natural seed harvest?

Bubba
 

SubGirl

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I really dont know what to do, this regular seed thing I havent done in a long time. If more F/M show, or not, I think I will take the lower shoots, which are already coming right on up for clones, marking which is which. If enough females to clone and let go to seed with a male.

Or just put them all in the same tent for a natural seed harvest?

Bubba
I took some early clones off my last batch. Got lucky with a couple but not with more. I’ve got one that I still don’t know if it’s a girl or boy. It’s already big too so I’m just watching it I guess till it goes in flower 🤪
 
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