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The Original O'l Farts Club.
- Thread starter Putembk
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An astonishing official sign... in California:
I just don’t get it…. How could one do that?
Ya - before you can have something - and keep it - you'd best learn to defend it and keep it secure - or someone's gonna take it off you - whether that's defending a bag of Cheeto's from a buncha monkeys
- or a huge nation - from invasion - its gonna take some sorta active duty - to achieve -
I did Birthday's at the mud hole and Boo always said I forgot his B day.....Not this year.......
About time....
Your cleverness has prevailed, you would rather be the porker, than getting porked by an unsavory porker.
Now that that is straightened we can get down the business of the seasoned pork roast in the oven. With tantalizing aromas filling the ICMAG forums, gently drifting through the air is the aroma of garlic, spices and herbs. The perfect bake with crunchy edges has our saliva juices flowing in anticipation. Served on the perfect platter.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
Well-known member
Looks pretty real to me......Remember Only in Cali.......we are teaching our children to steal.....great future in store for them. Steal instead of earn ...... I wouldn't send any of my children to a public school today.
We are one big rant today.
We have the Northern Flicker here in our neighborhood. I watched a family this past summer. There is a Sumac plant in the front area of our yard. Over the years I have noticed it's berries gone, not sure how. This year I watched the flicker eat the berries.
kevinn
Well-known member
Glad you gave me enough time to send your present.
I was with a group of well healed Taiwanese businessmen in Taipei - who took me sight seeing down Snake Alley - they bought the baby orangutan for many 1,000's of bucks - which got its cranium clamped - then sawed thru with a small electric saw - then they all sat around laughing as the baby monkey - kicked weakly and tried to scream - then started tucking into its live brains with chopsticks - dipping the bits of brain in soy sauce - before devouring - and making out like it was so delicious - while the monkey was still kicking -
- turned my cast iron stomach a bit - just watching them - then they invited me to eat the baby monkey brains with them - all laughing and very jovial they were too - to see my reaction - which was of distain for the practice - as I refused - of course -
- baby orangutan brain sushi
- has never been on my bucket list of things I'd like to eat - especially since this baby orangutan was being made to suffer - and was not being eaten because there was no other food - but as a sorta macabre show of disposable income - spent on the torture and death of something we should be protecting - and not eating - But I did try the shot of cobra blood - further up the street - at a stall with many live snakes hanging by Bulldog clips from clothes racks -
- You had to pick what Snake you wanted to drink the blood of - then they'd split its gizzard with a pair of scissors - then squeeze its blood out into a shot glass - add some sorta hooch - then knocked it back - was supposed to have aphrodisiacal properties - 'cos all the businessmen were looking to visit the whore house up the top of the street - and didn't want to waste their money - and in those days Snake blood - was as close as you were gonna get to viagra - which wasn't yet available back then - in the early 80's - so they wanted me to follow them to this very posh Gaisha house - where I was refused service - being a Gwilo and all - the ladies there were not allowed to serve foreign customers - so I had to wait for the businessmen to finish in the lobby - which didn't take very long - before all leaving for some pub nearby -
Hey everyone. It’s been a busy day. Went to the car wash, filled up gas, oil change and a few other maintenance things due on my truck (ordered two tires). Made pizza dough today. Will be better tomorrow but a took enough out to make a pie for supper
hope everyone had a good day.
hope everyone had a good day.
In the dif - I didn't end up doing any porking - just stood around in this cat house lobby - with a tent in my pants - feeling very uncomfortable - for a little less than 20 minutes - trying not to stare at some very pretty ladies - till the other guys had slaked their sexual thirsts - and returned to get drunk on Chabot Napoleon XO brandy - at the pub - down the road - must have been one of the strangest nights I've had - out and about with a buncha Yuppie Chinese lads in Taipei -
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Same here. Sweat pants are red.I've got sweat pants on and T shirt. Nothing pink.
Sounds like a strange evening. Especially waiting in the lobby. I can see you now
