The Original O'l Farts Club.

[oldfogey8]

Yeah Mom always told me to wear clean underwear because the paramedics might have to take your pants off.

Wearing clean underwear should be its own reward…

 

[shithawk420]

so i got a call about my blood tests and i think they said my liver enzymes were 1400.is that even possible?

 

[Dime]

I separated the colors. One Tide pods per load. Going to have clean underwear for the game tomorrow night

I'll never understand the youngsters.

 

[Dime]

so i got a call about my blood tests and i think they said my liver enzymes were 1400.is that even possible?

Are you a heavy drinker or on statins?

 

[OleReynard]

We all get to make our choices in life and live with them, sometimes with regret sometimes not. It's not my place to insinuate with strong emotion, what others should decide for themselves.

My wife and I take the vaccines that have been offered, there have been several. My wife felt off from the last one and is going to discuss that with her doctor.

I make sure I am up on tetanus because I have a lung disease and tetanus can get into your lungs.
There is no cost at the Public Health Office for the shot. In all the decades of taking it, never a problem.

I do what I do for myself and my wife, what others do is their business not mine.

I'd rather take the Tetanus shot than get lock jaw.
That's the only preventative shot that goes into this guy

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

so i got a call about my blood tests and i think they said my liver enzymes were 1400.is that even

Test Results List

Liver Function Test​

Collected on 13 June 2024 15:39

Lab tests - Blood (Blood, Venous)​

Results​

Total Bilirubin​

View trends
Normal range: below <21 µmol/L
Value
6
Your value is 6 µmol/LNormal range below <21 µmol/L

Alanine Transaminase (ALT)​

View trends
Normal range: below <=55 U/L
Value
20
Your value is 20 U/LNormal range below <=55 U/L

Alkaline Phosphatase (ALP)​

View trends
Normal range: 30 - 130 U/L

Your value is 75 U/LNormal range 30 - 130 U/L

Albumin​

View trends
Normal range: 32 - 46 g/L

Your value is 44 g/LNormal range 32 - 46 g/L

My basic liver function test - looks like this - does yours look similar shithawk?

 

[Littleleaf]

Morning

 

[D. B. Doober]

Morning

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Great garden little leaf! Those plants are nice!

 

[shithawk420]

Are you a heavy drinker or on statins?

heavy drinker

 

[Dime]

Maybe you should reconsider.

 

[Gray Wolf]

so i got a call about my blood tests and i think they said my liver enzymes were 1400.is that even possible?

I don't know squat about liver enzymes normal range but looking on line, it looks like 44 to 147 is normal range. Could you be missing a descimal point? IE: 140.0

 

[shithawk420]

Test Results List

Liver Function Test​

Collected on 13 June 2024 15:39

Lab tests - Blood (Blood, Venous)​

Results​

Total Bilirubin​

View trends
Normal range: below <21 µmol/L
Value
6
Your value is 6 µmol/LNormal range below <21 µmol/L

Alanine Transaminase (ALT)​

View trends
Normal range: below <=55 U/L
Value
20
Your value is 20 U/LNormal range below <=55 U/L

Alkaline Phosphatase (ALP)​

View trends
Normal range: 30 - 130 U/L

Your value is 75 U/LNormal range 30 - 130 U/L

Albumin​

View trends
Normal range: 32 - 46 g/L

Your value is 44 g/LNormal range 32 - 46 g/L

My basic liver function test - looks like this - does yours look similar shithawk?

ya know the lost the first blood test. the second one i dont even have the results. they just called me to let me know my enzymes are high. i thought she said 1400 but thats crazy and not sure if i heard her right on the phone. im really mad at the medical here. they are pretty uh clumsy i guess i should say? im gonna have to make an appointment to get my results i guess.is 1400 possible?

 

[shithawk420]

I don't know squat about liver enzymes normal range but looking on line, it looks like 44 to 147 is normal range. Could you be missing a descimal point? IE: 140.0

possibly but my enzymes are far from normal. i already have fatty liver disease. im just trying to figure this out cause im very sick. maybe i should go to the ER?

 

[shithawk420]

sorry to bug you guys with this. thought maybe you ol farts could help me out lol

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Morning

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Looks like a bunch of Commados in gilly suits - then I put my glasses on and - Wow!

 

[Gray Wolf]

possibly but my enzymes are far from normal. i already have fatty liver disease. im just trying to figure this out cause im very sick. maybe i should go to the ER?

I would be inclined to call whoever gave you the 1400 number back and verify that is correct.

If it is, I would ask if it is critical enough that you need to go to ER, or if a follow up appointment is called for.

Are you still drinking with fatty liver disease or was just a contributing factor to how you got here?

 

[oldfogey8]

possibly but my enzymes are far from normal. i already have fatty liver disease. im just trying to figure this out cause im very sick. maybe i should go to the ER?

If you are unsure if you should go to the ER, that means you feel badly enough to go to the ER.

 

[Gray Wolf]

sorry to bug you guys with this. thought maybe you ol farts could help me out lol

Now see, this is usually where Walt the Elder, sooth sayer, serpent slayer, and father-of-a-doctor shares his sage observations and insightful medical advice. Any news on his conspicuous absence?

 

[oldfogey8]

Looks like a bunch of Commados in gilly suits - then I put my glasses on and - Wow!

I was thinking a bunch of Cousin It’s dressed up for St Paddy’s day…

 

[Gray Wolf]

If you are unsure if you should go to the ER, that means you feel badly enough to go to the ER.

Good point! How do you feel?