Or you could just kep som nitroglycrin tablets in the house. if you get to the point of feling like you might have a heart attack just pop one of those under the tongue will usually solve the issue in a few minutes. There is one down side though, the give most people a headache from hell that is tough to get rid of other then sleeping it off (if you can get to sleep).WAIT!!
Developments: Here comes my lawn guy. He hooked up a big strap to his longmotor and the tree. I reached in through the tangle and the saw came right out.
At that time, I shook hands with the guy with effusive thanks while Witchie-Poo dragged me back inside to lay down. With me carrying the saw, smiling like I had a fresh lobotomy. LATE EDIT ADD: I left the saw in the garage...
I will have to wait a coupla days (Witch-orders!) before I go back out and cut up the tree in pieces that the town will remove.
HOT SOOPER NEWS: My Afib is still there (will be until it ain't and I ain't) but it is down pretty much in the range it useta be. YAY.
A note for those here who may have -- or may someday have -- an Afib attack.
Do the Dr.Scooter thingy repeatedly:
Tongue pushed as hard as possible to roof of mouth while straining as if to take a dump... and hold that for 10-15 seconds. Repeat at intervals.