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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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It is heart breaking, isn't it?Good day GW, I am fine with the brush and the other gadgets mentioned but the cross species sex. I feel sorry for the fowl being humped by a sex crazed dogThat poor bird will need to visit your lavatory for treatment.
Ummmmm, I understand how that works for the pubes, but am challenged with seeing my ass well enough to get near the hair there with anything sharp enough to shave. Do you squat over a mirror?shave it off brother, feel the freedom of slick ballz and willie...
That does remind me of a curse, whch is, "May the hairs of your ass turn into fishhooks and retract."
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dogzter
Drapetomaniac
Anytime I nave ever found myself squatting over a mirror has usually wound up with some serious life changes.......... lolz.
No squatting for me. I use my wall hair trimmer to take off all the shrubbery and then I go down with the blade to trim off what’s left. It’s certainly a developed art in order to do that without bleeding. I can assure you, your scrotum will bleed, like nothing else if you nick it… i’ve had many women thank me for cleaning up the shrubbery, one said that she didn’t care of floss…
Mr sub said the music room is ok with the old carpet in there. I know it’s because he don’t wanna move all the records. I’ll just make that the last room..
Naaa - all ya have to do is find a power shower - and jet wash ya taint and whatever gubbins ya might have down there - after a good soap-up - to accurately shave that area - ya gotta be some sorta contortionist - juggling a mirrorAnytime I nave ever found myself squatting over a mirror has usually wound up with some serious life changes.......... lolz.
- and if I was to happen to cut myself doing that - on blood thinning meds - I'd end up with a bloody mess in me keks -
It's a Mac-1 hybrid....it's a 3 way cross
Hey guys hope all is well with you old farts not sure im old enough to be here 
but hey living is for living so they say and ive been told theres a few old fishermen here so just thought id drop a link into this thread as sooner or later maybes i will become an old fart but for now im still young at heart a whippersnapper some would say but getting there not far behind a few of you and probablys ahead of some of you ,, anyhow heres a couple of photos for you fishermen or fisherwomen included link too.
but hey living is for living so they say and ive been told theres a few old fishermen here so just thought id drop a link into this thread as sooner or later maybes i will become an old fart but for now im still young at heart a whippersnapper some would say but getting there not far behind a few of you and probablys ahead of some of you ,, anyhow heres a couple of photos for you fishermen or fisherwomen included link too.Darksiders Fishing Adventures..
Well woke early today so decided to put a hook in the water was an ok hour until a shoal of dolphins showed up and scattered the Mackerel as i only caught the one after they arrived,, but what a sight it was, about six of them breaching the water and a small one.. im guessing was the baby of the...
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I did that ,instead of a hundred it was $35.
They said Im from Long Island
Tinker Mackerel l?Hey guys hope all is well with you old farts not sure im old enough to be here
Darksiders Fishing Adventures..
Well woke early today so decided to put a hook in the water was an ok hour until a shoal of dolphins showed up and scattered the Mackerel as i only caught the one after they arrived,, but what a sight it was, about six of them breaching the water and a small one.. im guessing was the baby of the...www.icmag.com
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Atlantic Mackerel
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
You guys eat those or is that bait?Atlantic Mackerel
Excellent tasting fish ..
All are welcome here DARKSIDER. Many younger members on here. All ya gotta do is say what's on your mind.Hey guys hope all is well with you old farts not sure im old enough to be here
Darksiders Fishing Adventures..
Well woke early today so decided to put a hook in the water was an ok hour until a shoal of dolphins showed up and scattered the Mackerel as i only caught the one after they arrived,, but what a sight it was, about six of them breaching the water and a small one.. im guessing was the baby of the...www.icmag.com
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They sure ain't trout.
Only thing is you didn't put em bk....bwahaha
Im to old for that i need a nap.
